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More Christmas Gift Ideas! (Don’t Say No Right Away)

November 28th, 2007 by Mike Nelson · 5 Comments

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketWho couldn’t use this fabulous gift?! (I’m referring to the feather boa, obviously – the glasses, you couldn’t afford them.) If your family member happens to be Sir Elton, a professional cross dresser, Carol Channing, or Dennis Rodman, you simply can’t go wrong with this kicky little number.

(The caution lights on his glasses say no, but his eyes say, “Yes, yes, yes!”)

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tim on Nov 28, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    Just when I had given up my quest to find a visual depiction of hell’s version of John Denver…(I’ll keep the reasons for said quest private.)

    Thank you, Mike, for the laying the cornerstone for tonight’s nightmares.

  • 2 torgosPizza on Nov 29, 2007 at 8:23 am

    Nevermind the wipers on those things, what about those flood lights? Are these things for mining coal during a hurricane?

  • 3 Courtney on Nov 29, 2007 at 8:26 am

    That looks a lot like my nightmares. Or my future when I finally go crazy. I’ll either turn into Mrs. Havisham or that personthing.

  • 4 Libby on Dec 3, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    The picture makes me want to punch things. Namely myself in the head for looking at it.

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