Comments on: Clap On! http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:28:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Nanner http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-520 Nanner Sun, 16 Dec 2007 05:20:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-520 This guy would pwn at button mashers. This guy would pwn at button mashers.

]]> By: Mr. Mason http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-260 Mr. Mason Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:51:10 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-260 Well, he needed some sort of talent to keep the focus off his face. I must say I'm impressed, though. If this dude was born a century ago he would have ruled state fairs across the Midwest, having yokels eat out of the palm of his hand (while smacking them in the face with his other hand). Well, he needed some sort of talent to keep the focus off his face.

I must say I’m impressed, though. If this dude was born a century ago he would have ruled state fairs across the Midwest, having yokels eat out of the palm of his hand (while smacking them in the face with his other hand).

]]> By: doggans http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-195 doggans Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:42:36 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-195 If you pause this at the right places, this guy almost resembles a poor man's Joe Don Baker. Except a lot skinner, of course. If you pause this at the right places, this guy almost resembles a poor man’s Joe Don Baker. Except a lot skinner, of course.

]]> By: brian http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-173 brian Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:14:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-173 I'm glad this man has settled on clapping as his pastime...anything else would be too creepy given his discomfort-inducing smirk. I’m glad this man has settled on clapping as his pastime…anything else would be too creepy given his discomfort-inducing smirk.

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-168 Courtney Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:21:36 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-168 I'm a white Catholic ND fan too MB. Doesn't mean a girl can't dream of a rhythmic group clap. Ew, that sounds kind of wrong. I’m a white Catholic ND fan too MB. Doesn’t mean a girl can’t dream of a rhythmic group clap.

Ew, that sounds kind of wrong.

]]> By: Tim http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-164 Tim Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:26:54 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-164 I've focused my study on specializing in the "golf clap"...that soft, polite clap that shows appreciation without the more explosive sound of a full clap. A note to beginners: be careful when and where you practice your "golf clap". If poorly-timed, you may end up doing it during Tiger Woods' backswing. This is unwise, as Tiger has reached the Oprah-like level of being powerful enough to order your death and not face any legal recourse. I’ve focused my study on specializing in the “golf clap”…that soft, polite clap that shows appreciation without the more explosive sound of a full clap.

A note to beginners: be careful when and where you practice your “golf clap”. If poorly-timed, you may end up doing it during Tiger Woods’ backswing. This is unwise, as Tiger has reached the Oprah-like level of being powerful enough to order your death and not face any legal recourse.

]]> By: stanley miguill http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-160 stanley miguill Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:28:57 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-160 he's enjoying himself a bit too much in my opinion. he’s enjoying himself a bit too much in my opinion.

]]> By: MB http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-156 MB Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:24:23 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-156 See, I'm Catholic, and white. I have no hope of ever getting it right. If a stadium full of us at the Notre Dame pep rally can't maintain a proper rhythmic clapping, you get... well, this season. See, I’m Catholic, and white. I have no hope of ever getting it right. If a stadium full of us at the Notre Dame pep rally can’t maintain a proper rhythmic clapping, you get… well, this season.

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/comment-page-1/#comment-153 Courtney Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:52:55 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/clap-on/#comment-153 You know what gets me? Off-rhythm clappers. Get with the program people! This is why I prefer the douchey faux-beatnik snaps. Cool daddy-o. You know what gets me? Off-rhythm clappers. Get with the program people!

This is why I prefer the douchey faux-beatnik snaps. Cool daddy-o.

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