Comments on: I’m Too Sexy for My Orthopedic Shoes http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:26:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Brain Blog Round-up: Sick, Sick, Sick Edition « deep ape http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-1201 Brain Blog Round-up: Sick, Sick, Sick Edition « deep ape Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:27:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/#comment-1201 [...] Nelson I’m Too Sexy for My Orthopedic Shoes Clap On! I Killed me a B’ar. Can I Have a Juice Box? Chawmp! So bad, you’ll shut it [...] [...] Nelson I’m Too Sexy for My Orthopedic Shoes Clap On! I Killed me a B’ar. Can I Have a Juice Box? Chawmp! So bad, you’ll shut it [...]

]]> By: Tim http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-163 Tim Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:18:14 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/#comment-163 That asterisk saved you a lot of grief, Mike. Before you helpfully explained your reasoning for reading <i>More</i>, I had already made a few phone calls and was on my way to your place with a team of white-clad mental health professionals. While one of them was filling a syringe with a sedative, I was able to finish reading your post, and you were saved the indignity of being committed. Close one, Mike. Close one. That asterisk saved you a lot of grief, Mike.

Before you helpfully explained your reasoning for reading More, I had already made a few phone calls and was on my way to your place with a team of white-clad mental health professionals. While one of them was filling a syringe with a sedative, I was able to finish reading your post, and you were saved the indignity of being committed.

Close one, Mike. Close one.

]]> By: Gordon http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-152 Gordon Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:24:09 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/#comment-152 Yeah, OK, but you know who is the epitome of sexy? Jack ******* Klugman, that's who. Yeah, OK, but you know who is the epitome of sexy?

Jack ******* Klugman, that’s who.

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-148 Bill Corbett Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:11:20 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/#comment-148 <i> "You were about as sexy as a concrete bridge abutment compared to the yummy Betty White. "</i> A... concrete bridge abutment, you say, Mike? Um. (Runs off to take cold shower.) “You were about as sexy as a concrete bridge abutment compared to the yummy Betty White. “

A… concrete bridge abutment, you say, Mike?

Um.

(Runs off to take cold shower.)

]]> By: Iris http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-147 Iris Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:28:43 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/#comment-147 "...it seems to be saying that all women are fabulous so long as they are wealthy, old school feminists who run their own businesses" Lol, you are so right about that! Does this hold true for older men? If so, then I think Columbo is the sexiest man on the planet! Iris “…it seems to be saying that all women are fabulous so long as they are wealthy, old school feminists who run their own businesses”

Lol, you are so right about that! Does this hold true for older men? If so, then I think Columbo is the sexiest man on the planet!

Iris

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/comment-page-1/#comment-146 Courtney Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:17:40 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/im-too-sexy-for-my-orthopedic-shoes/#comment-146 Betty White? One word: hot. But she's no Gloria Stewart. That's a smokin' broad right there. Stone fox. *sigh* I can't wait till I'm old enough to be hot and sessy too. For now I'm basically disgusting. If 40 is the new 20, then I believe women in their mid-20s might as well be dudes. *double sigh* Some day... Betty White? One word: hot. But she’s no Gloria Stewart. That’s a smokin’ broad right there. Stone fox.

*sigh* I can’t wait till I’m old enough to be hot and sessy too. For now I’m basically disgusting. If 40 is the new 20, then I believe women in their mid-20s might as well be dudes. *double sigh* Some day…

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