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This Christmas, Tell Your Cat That You Hate Them

December 10th, 2007 by Conor Lastowka · 4 Comments

Sick of kids trick or treating at your house?  Tired of neighbors acknowledging your presence with a friendly wave while you work in the yard?  Frustrated with the great deal of respect you are shown by the community as a whole?  Why not dress your cat up in a bright blue wig and change all that once and for all!

Blue Kitty Wig

In all honestly, I post this link to Kitty Wigs with but one goal in mind:  To return tomorrow, and on the page for the “Bashful Blonde” wig, (pictured below), to see the words “SOLD OUT!” instead of “ONE LEFT IN STOCK!”  If you snag the last one, (and honestly, haven’t you gotten tired of your kid begging for it?) please drop us a line.

Blonde Kitty Wig

Note:  I don’t mean to be a grinch, but according to  We currently ship to US addresses ONLY – we will expand in early 2008.  Despite this setback to our friends abroad, any Venture Capitalists or Day Traders in the audience should take note of the planned expansion, and may want to jump aboard the train, aka Google 2, before it is too late.

Pink Kitty Wig

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Natalie on Dec 10, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    I am really thinking about a new way to spend the money I get for Christmas from my mother-in-law who thinks I am the wonderful daughter she never had. If buying all four really excessive? I DO have four cats, and they all love new headwear! Mainly big church hats and sometimes a little snappy cap fits the bill. But these hairpieces are too fabulous!

  • 2 Tim on Dec 10, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    Here I was, thinking that nothing could make cats look more satanic…

  • 3 Joshua J. Slone on Dec 10, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    Something about that first cat is saying “Cher” to me.

  • 4 QuackersnCheese on Dec 14, 2007 at 8:17 am

    I was thinking that same thing it almost make’s it and the one with the pink hair kinda hot… MEOW BABY!!!! Quote: ” If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I’d turn into a cat and purr away “