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This Christmas, Tell Your Cat That You Hate Them

December 10th, 2007 by · 4 Comments

Sick of kids trick or treating at your house?  Tired of neighbors acknowledging your presence with a friendly wave while you work in the yard?  Frustrated with the great deal of respect you are shown by the community as a whole?  Why not dress your cat up in a bright blue wig and change all that once and for all!

Blue Kitty Wig

In all honestly, I post this link to Kitty Wigs with but one goal in mind:  To return tomorrow, and on the page for the “Bashful Blonde” wig, (pictured below), to see the words “SOLD OUT!” instead of “ONE LEFT IN STOCK!”  If you snag the last one, (and honestly, haven’t you gotten tired of your kid begging for it?) please drop us a line.

Blonde Kitty Wig

Note:  I don’t mean to be a grinch, but according to  We currently ship to US addresses ONLY – we will expand in early 2008.  Despite this setback to our friends abroad, any Venture Capitalists or Day Traders in the audience should take note of the planned expansion, and may want to jump aboard the train, aka Google 2, before it is too late.

Pink Kitty Wig

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