Comments on: Why Itchy? Why Lumpy? http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:24:58 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Optikill http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-8654 Optikill Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:06:16 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-8654 Happy Lumpy Day, everyone! Happy Lumpy Day, everyone!

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-2498 Bill Corbett Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:06:56 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-2498 testing testing testing: <blockquote> test test test test test </blockquote> end of test. testing testing testing:

test test test test test

end of test.

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-577 Merat Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:59:39 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-577 Like a guy named "Bigfoot" is gonna call anyone else's name stupid.... Like a guy named “Bigfoot” is gonna call anyone else’s name stupid….

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-326 QuackersnCheese Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:07:54 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-326 Below are some popular female Wookie names Slutty Squishy Really Rosey Taffy Tangy Touchy Feely Moody Lovey Hazel - Another who's parents were into weird names Below are some popular female Wookie names

Slutty
Squishy
Really
Rosey
Taffy
Tangy
Touchy
Feely
Moody
Lovey
Hazel – Another who’s parents were into weird names

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-325 QuackersnCheese Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:57:25 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-325 One word that sounds like two words when you say it Bigfoot One word that sounds like two words when you say it

Bigfoot

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-324 QuackersnCheese Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:56:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-324 The Hi-Ho song, really that was the name of it? Wow no wonder she alway's looked so peeved at them. The Hi-Ho song, really that was the name of it? Wow no wonder she alway’s looked so peeved at them.

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-323 QuackersnCheese Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:48:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-323 No, see CBS, or as it is better known the Canadian Broadcasting System, were all enraged that Star War's beat out Star Trek in the rating's. As any good military strategist know's you must get the enemy to believe your helping them then you squash them to bits. Now why did CBS care so much well they planned to bring back Star Trek but they didn't have the right's to Wookie's so that idea was out. The solution was simple make poor George think it would be a good idea to promote Star Wars only to destroy his precious Wookie empire. Personally I would have sent the Klingon's after them but then again I like Wookie's. CBS plan to destroy the Wookie's failed the new Star Trek serie's was canned then brought back only to be canned again, Kahn didn't help this any. When TNG first aired most people thought it was the long lost new Star Trek pilot. Sadly it was only the new new Star Trek pilot. CBS finally did have their revenge when Revenge of the Sith came out and from there on Star Wars went completely to pot. This all of course led to the end of countless Wookie's now all out of work. Most just roam the forrest of the northwest posing with tourist as Bigfoot for some spare change. The reason Yoda went digital had to be obvious he died in the third film which was according to George the sixth film but it really wasn't since it was the third film released. That in itself confound's me to no end, I still have nightmare's about it. So anyway that's my take on the whole CBS being asinine enough to think they could destroy Star Wars. No, see CBS, or as it is better known the Canadian Broadcasting System, were all enraged that Star War’s beat out Star Trek in the rating’s. As any good military strategist know’s you must get the enemy to believe your helping them then you squash them to bits. Now why did CBS care so much well they planned to bring back Star Trek but they didn’t have the right’s to Wookie’s so that idea was out. The solution was simple make poor George think it would be a good idea to promote Star Wars only to destroy his precious Wookie empire. Personally I would have sent the Klingon’s after them but then again I like Wookie’s. CBS plan to destroy the Wookie’s failed the new Star Trek serie’s was canned then brought back only to be canned again, Kahn didn’t help this any. When TNG first aired most people thought it was the long lost new Star Trek pilot. Sadly it was only the new new Star Trek pilot. CBS finally did have their revenge when Revenge of the Sith came out and from there on Star Wars went completely to pot. This all of course led to the end of countless Wookie’s now all out of work. Most just roam the forrest of the northwest posing with tourist as Bigfoot for some spare change. The reason Yoda went digital had to be obvious he died in the third film which was according to George the sixth film but it really wasn’t since it was the third film released. That in itself confound’s me to no end, I still have nightmare’s about it. So anyway that’s my take on the whole CBS being asinine enough to think they could destroy Star Wars.

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-321 QuackersnCheese Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:33:13 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-321 Holy crap!!! I just thought of something what if these short name's are there only as a courtesy for none Wookie's. So then do they have nick name's? If so what would Chewy's be? Perhaps " Chew, Achew, Beef Chew, Chewby Dooby Doo " the list is endless I guess. Oh and is it quencidence or did the Bigfoot sighting's begin to peek around the time this TV Special was aired? Holy crap!!! I just thought of something what if these short name’s are there only as a courtesy for none Wookie’s. So then do they have nick name’s? If so what would Chewy’s be? Perhaps ” Chew, Achew, Beef Chew, Chewby Dooby Doo ” the list is endless I guess. Oh and is it quencidence or did the Bigfoot sighting’s begin to peek around the time this TV Special was aired?

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-233 Merat Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:08:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-233 Luke I am your..... Luke I am your…..

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-231 Bill Corbett Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:30:11 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-231 <i>"Actually, Chewie’s family has been in several books, so, yeah. They are <b>cannon.</b>"</i> ...fodder. “Actually, Chewie’s family has been in several books, so, yeah. They are cannon.“

…fodder.

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-223 Merat Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:35:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-223 Actually, Chewie's family has been in several books, so, yeah. They are cannon. Actually, Chewie’s family has been in several books, so, yeah. They are cannon.

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-221 Merat Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:32:58 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-221 With a very large mallet. With a very large mallet.

]]> By: Spice Weasel http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-216 Spice Weasel Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:52:24 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-216 I'm just trying to picture the CBS network exec meeting when they brainstormed this special. "Kids like Star Wars, right? How about we get Harvey Korman?" I’m just trying to picture the CBS network exec meeting when they brainstormed this special.

“Kids like Star Wars, right? How about we get Harvey Korman?”

]]> By: Spice Weasel http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-215 Spice Weasel Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:50:36 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-215 Lumpawaroo sounds like Australian place name to me. The real question is, since somebody bothered to work up backstories for all these characters, does that means the events of the Holiday Special are Star Wars canon? And if so, how does Jefferson Starship fit into it? Lumpawaroo sounds like Australian place name to me.

The real question is, since somebody bothered to work up backstories for all these characters, does that means the events of the Holiday Special are Star Wars canon? And if so, how does Jefferson Starship fit into it?

]]> By: Raistlan http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-214 Raistlan Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:40:15 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-214 3 words. Once I heard them, it all became clear: Pants crappingly insane. 3 words. Once I heard them, it all became clear:

Pants crappingly insane.

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-203 Merat Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:22:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-203 But what would his Wookiee name be? Scowly? Frowny? Stubbly? And why do all the Wookiees sound like they should be hanging out with Snow White and singing the Hi-Ho song? But what would his Wookiee name be? Scowly? Frowny? Stubbly?

And why do all the Wookiees sound like they should be hanging out with Snow White and singing the Hi-Ho song?

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-199 Bill Corbett Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:19:40 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-199 Well, Vincent D'Onofrio would make an excellent Wookie. Well, Vincent D’Onofrio would make an excellent Wookie.

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-198 Merat Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:06:38 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-198 Actually, I can see it now. "Law and Order: Special Primates Unit" We open on a tree house on Kashyyk, a Wookiee is lying a pool of blood in the middle of the dark room. Another Wookiee walks in carrying the groceries (blue milk, bantha steak, and, of course, Wookiee-ookies). The new Wookiee sees the dead Wookiee and lets out a plaintive yowl. *Chunk Chunk sound that's not at all overused at this point* Voice Over: "In the Imperial justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the stormtroopers, who shoot alien scum. These are their stories. " Actually, I can see it now. “Law and Order: Special Primates Unit”

We open on a tree house on Kashyyk, a Wookiee is lying a pool of blood in the middle of the dark room. Another Wookiee walks in carrying the groceries (blue milk, bantha steak, and, of course, Wookiee-ookies). The new Wookiee sees the dead Wookiee and lets out a plaintive yowl.

*Chunk Chunk sound that’s not at all overused at this point*

Voice Over: “In the Imperial justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the stormtroopers, who shoot alien scum. These are their stories. “

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-196 Merat Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:59:06 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-196 You have to admit, the law firm of Lumparawaroo, Attichitcuk, and Lowbacca would be fun to watch. Wookiees in suits, ties, and small reading glasses is an... interesting image. You have to admit, the law firm of Lumparawaroo, Attichitcuk, and Lowbacca would be fun to watch. Wookiees in suits, ties, and small reading glasses is an… interesting image.

]]> By: Meredith http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/comment-page-1/#comment-190 Meredith Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:14:30 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/10/why-itchy-why-lumpy/#comment-190 Does the same source that gives their full names explain why wookies--who can only speak in those growl-noises--would have these kinds of names? They can't even pronounce Lumpy or Itchy, or Lumpawaroo. How do name you can't pronounce work? Does the same source that gives their full names explain why wookies–who can only speak in those growl-noises–would have these kinds of names? They can’t even pronounce Lumpy or Itchy, or Lumpawaroo. How do name you can’t pronounce work?

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