Comments on: Chawmp! http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:28:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Merat(Ginzu) http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-743 Merat(Ginzu) Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:57:47 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-743 Ah-hem. "Leave the Rach alone!" you vile heathens! Good? Ah-hem. “Leave the Rach alone!” you vile heathens!

Good?

]]> By: killeroo http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-580 killeroo Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:25:45 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-580 Now I know where all the henchmen in the Bond movies buy their headgear. Now I know where all the henchmen in the Bond movies buy their headgear.

]]> By: Nanner http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-515 Nanner Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:54:37 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-515 I learned from RR that adding chili powder to anything makes it a Mexican thing. She's very cultured, that one. I learned from RR that adding chili powder to anything makes it a Mexican thing. She’s very cultured, that one.

]]> By: Eddie Colton http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-394 Eddie Colton Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:15:12 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-394 I'm actually glad I don't understand a word of this post. I'm still trying to figure out why RR has her own talk show. What, because she can eat? Because she can eat she gets her own talk show? What the hell is that!? Newflash, TV producers: Rosie O'Donnell did not get her own talk show "because she can eat." She got her own show because she THREATENED to eat the producers. I’m actually glad I don’t understand a word of this post. I’m still trying to figure out why RR has her own talk show. What, because she can eat? Because she can eat she gets her own talk show? What the hell is that!? Newflash, TV producers: Rosie O’Donnell did not get her own talk show “because she can eat.” She got her own show because she THREATENED to eat the producers.

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-338 Courtney Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:46:48 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-338 My personal favorite Ray Ray moment? When she told us, the viewers, that adding ice to a beverage would cool it off. My God. All this time I'd been drinking nothing but lukewarm liquids, even in the hot summer sun. No more my friends! Thank you Rachael Ray. May your drinks always been cool and super YUMMO! My personal favorite Ray Ray moment? When she told us, the viewers, that adding ice to a beverage would cool it off.

My God. All this time I’d been drinking nothing but lukewarm liquids, even in the hot summer sun. No more my friends! Thank you Rachael Ray. May your drinks always been cool and super YUMMO!

]]> By: AmandaGal http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-334 AmandaGal Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:28:28 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-334 Now I'm just waiting for Raytards to invade the blog like they did the forum, screaming Chris Crocker-esque cries of, "Leave the Rach alone!!" Now I’m just waiting for Raytards to invade the blog like they did the forum, screaming Chris Crocker-esque cries of, “Leave the Rach alone!!”

]]> By: Justin http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-333 Justin Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:23:08 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-333 "EVOO" makes me think of a cockney Brit saying "Evil." Whereas Rachel Ray just makes me think of evil in general. "She's bloody evoo, she is!" “EVOO” makes me think of a cockney Brit saying “Evil.” Whereas Rachel Ray just makes me think of evil in general.

“She’s bloody evoo, she is!”

]]> By: Spice Weasel http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-309 Spice Weasel Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:17:34 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-309 I hear ya, as a New Englander now living in Las Vegas, there isn't a decent cup of coffee to be found for a thousand miles (and no, I don't count Starbucks). I order my Dunkin Donuts coffee fix by the case through their website. I hear ya, as a New Englander now living in Las Vegas, there isn’t a decent cup of coffee to be found for a thousand miles (and no, I don’t count Starbucks). I order my Dunkin Donuts coffee fix by the case through their website.

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-300 Bill Corbett Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:15:16 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-300 OT, N.B.: Added to blogroll: www.hats.com OT, N.B.:

Added to blogroll:

http://www.hats.com

]]> By: Shawn http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-298 Shawn Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:08:13 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-298 Ms. Ray wouldn't be nearly so terrifying if she weren't obviously The Joker from Batman. Ms. Ray wouldn’t be nearly so terrifying if she weren’t obviously The Joker from Batman.

]]> By: doggans http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-296 doggans Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:50:50 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-296 Where I come from, Sudoku is a full-contact sport. Where I come from, Sudoku is a full-contact sport.

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-293 Bill Corbett Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:26:11 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-293 Good gravy, Mike, have you taken leave of your senses? Don't mess with RR. <i>She'll disappear us all./i> Good gravy, Mike, have you taken leave of your senses?

Don’t mess with RR. She’ll disappear us all./i>

]]> By: MikeF http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-276 MikeF Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:55:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-276 I must now live with the eternal shame that Rachael Ray is inextricably linked with my favorite provider of caffeine. On behalf of Boston expatriates across the nation, I would like to apologize for every utterance of "Yumm-o!" "Yumza!" "Yummilicious" or similar that will undoubtedly pour out from Ms. Ray's mouth in staggering quantities. I must now live with the eternal shame that Rachael Ray is inextricably linked with my favorite provider of caffeine. On behalf of Boston expatriates across the nation, I would like to apologize for every utterance of “Yumm-o!” “Yumza!” “Yummilicious” or similar that will undoubtedly pour out from Ms. Ray’s mouth in staggering quantities.

]]> By: Mike Nelson http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-269 Mike Nelson Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:56:15 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-269 The auto-correct feature cuts me again, like a, well, like a knife. "Santuko", of course. The auto-correct feature cuts me again, like a, well, like a knife. “Santuko”, of course.

]]> By: Adam http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-267 Adam Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:21:33 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-267 Sudoku...knife? I've really been playing that game wrong. Sudoku…knife? I’ve really been playing that game wrong.

]]> By: Tim http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/comment-page-1/#comment-264 Tim Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:54:34 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/13/chawmp/#comment-264 I'm assuming Rachel Ray's rise to the throne will pick up speed once she stages her years-in-the-planning coup against the Sauron-like Martha Stewart? Maybe that's why a segment of Rachel's television program the other day was a tutorial on fashioning candy canes into spears. I’m assuming Rachel Ray’s rise to the throne will pick up speed once she stages her years-in-the-planning coup against the Sauron-like Martha Stewart?

Maybe that’s why a segment of Rachel’s television program the other day was a tutorial on fashioning candy canes into spears.

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