Comments on: Pegging the Creepitometer Needle http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:28:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: customcartoons http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-603 customcartoons Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:22:04 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-603 Isn't Panasonic coming out with an HD Creepitometer next year? I hear the resolution is amazing. Isn’t Panasonic coming out with an HD Creepitometer next year? I hear the resolution is amazing.

]]> By: customcartoons http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-602 customcartoons Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:19:44 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-602 Sounds like a police-report. "5'7" Caucasian male, 5'3" asian female, both victims of a double-blogging" Sounds like a police-report.

“5′7″ Caucasian male, 5′3″ asian female, both victims of a double-blogging”

]]> By: ShutterBun http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-579 ShutterBun Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:23:55 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-579 At least this event gives you an excuse to upgrade to a solid-state Creepitometer. I agree that the old tube versions gave "warmer" readings, but what we really should be striving for is accuracy, as well as reliability. At least this event gives you an excuse to upgrade to a solid-state Creepitometer. I agree that the old tube versions gave “warmer” readings, but what we really should be striving for is accuracy, as well as reliability.

]]> By: Jamie McLargeHuge http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-568 Jamie McLargeHuge Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:36:01 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-568 I think the creepiest thing about carrot top is the fact that he frequents the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. It's a hizzore house. Can you imagine having to act like you're enjoying him pawing all over you? I hope they charge him double. I think the creepiest thing about carrot top is the fact that he frequents the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. It’s a hizzore house. Can you imagine having to act like you’re enjoying him pawing all over you?
I hope they charge him double.

]]> By: MontyServo http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-485 MontyServo Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:22:25 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-485 I know it's the "cool" thing to dis Carrot Top, but I saw his Vegas show a few years ago and actually enjoyed it. Yes, his act is pretty stupid. But at the same time, it is pretty funny. At least I thought so. I will agree that the new "buff" Carrot Top is pretty disturbing looking. I know it’s the “cool” thing to dis Carrot Top, but I saw his Vegas show a few years ago and actually enjoyed it.

Yes, his act is pretty stupid. But at the same time, it is pretty funny. At least I thought so.

I will agree that the new “buff” Carrot Top is pretty disturbing looking.

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-472 QuackersnCheese Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:05:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-472 Actually if it were not for the obvious age difference I would almost believe Ron McDon was modeled after Mr. Top. Then again having seen Home Da Clown I know Mr. Top is his illigitamit child. Anyway you slice it Mr. Top has some strange dna floating around inside him. Actually if it were not for the obvious age difference I would almost believe Ron McDon was modeled after Mr. Top. Then again having seen Home Da Clown I know Mr. Top is his illigitamit child. Anyway you slice it Mr. Top has some strange dna floating around inside him.

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-425 Merat Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:59:47 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-425 Is...is... Mr. Top there wearing eyeshadow? That blows the clown out of the water and the running, I'm afraid. Is…is… Mr. Top there wearing eyeshadow? That blows the clown out of the water and the running, I’m afraid.

]]> By: MB http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-414 MB Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:13:54 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-414 I often despair over Carrot Top, and not in the usual manner. He's from Cocoa Beach, where I used to live, and I cannot imagine how a perfectly lovely place like Cocoa Beach could have produced him. P.S. Hi, Onil! I often despair over Carrot Top, and not in the usual manner. He’s from Cocoa Beach, where I used to live, and I cannot imagine how a perfectly lovely place like Cocoa Beach could have produced him.

P.S. Hi, Onil!

]]> By: MB http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-413 MB Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:12:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-413 "double-blogging" Heh. It sounds all dirty, and stuff. “double-blogging”

Heh. It sounds all dirty, and stuff.

]]> By: Slade Rockfist http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-411 Slade Rockfist Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:43:37 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-411 Is it a horrifying coincidence that you and Mike both made blogs about the creepiness of Ronald McDonald, or was it a planned double-blogging? Is it a horrifying coincidence that you and Mike both made blogs about the creepiness of Ronald McDonald, or was it a planned double-blogging?

]]> By: Onil http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-408 Onil Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:17:46 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-408 CarrotTop is the strongest argument for Intelligent Design because only a vengeful and spiteful creator could come up with him. Nature is far too benign and random for him to be considered even a genetic fluke. CarrotTop is the strongest argument for Intelligent Design because only a vengeful and spiteful creator could come up with him. Nature is far too benign and random for him to be considered even a genetic fluke.

]]> By: customcartoons http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-400 customcartoons Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:23:12 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-400 I'm surprised no one's put their faces side by side earlier. I already see the dark, mutant cousin of Ronald McDonald every time I look at Carrot Top, so looking at this pair of pictures is no surprise to me. What I don't get is his mascara. Or why he's felt the need to totally buff out these past few years, tho the guns are lovely to look at. ;) Aw, man. Now my Creepometer is pinging.... I’m surprised no one’s put their faces side by side earlier. I already see the dark, mutant cousin of Ronald McDonald every time I look at Carrot Top, so looking at this pair of pictures is no surprise to me.
What I don’t get is his mascara. Or why he’s felt the need to totally buff out these past few years, tho the guns are lovely to look at. ;) Aw, man. Now my Creepometer is pinging….

]]> By: Eddie Colton http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-396 Eddie Colton Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:32:06 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-396 Kevin, are you confused by the resemblence of Mr. Top to Ronald McDonald, a McDonald's employee, a chicken McNugget, or all three? Kevin, are you confused by the resemblence of Mr. Top to Ronald McDonald, a McDonald’s employee, a chicken McNugget, or all three?

]]> By: Kleenex http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-386 Kleenex Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:40:40 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-386 Carrot Top performed last year at my company party. True story. Apparently, the CEO was a big fan. Best part was, everyone totally ignored him after they brought out the buffet and he was on stage for (what felt like) an hour. So Carrot Top was completely upstaged by chicken wings and Swedish meatballs. He started to get really annoyed about it too, I thought he was going to cry. I just picture him coming off stage after the show, punching a hole in his dressing room wall then crusing around town looking for a homeless person to kill out of frustration. Carrot Top performed last year at my company party. True story. Apparently, the CEO was a big fan. Best part was, everyone totally ignored him after they brought out the buffet and he was on stage for (what felt like) an hour. So Carrot Top was completely upstaged by chicken wings and Swedish meatballs. He started to get really annoyed about it too, I thought he was going to cry. I just picture him coming off stage after the show, punching a hole in his dressing room wall then crusing around town looking for a homeless person to kill out of frustration.

]]> By: Daisyj http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-383 Daisyj Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:09:33 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-383 I believe this is further proof that the apocalypse has already happened, and we are now living in the End Times. I believe this is further proof that the apocalypse has already happened, and we are now living in the End Times.

]]> By: MB http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-351 MB Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:19:06 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/pegging-the-creepitometer-needle/#comment-351 I can't help you, Mr. Murphy. I just saw "The Star Wars Holiday Special," and my ability to judge that which is upsetting has been irrevocably destroyed. I can’t help you, Mr. Murphy. I just saw “The Star Wars Holiday Special,” and my ability to judge that which is upsetting has been irrevocably destroyed.

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