Comments on: Staggering Advances in Creepiness http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:54:34 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Thom_Serveaux http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-765 Thom_Serveaux Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:32:31 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-765 I don't know how you guys missed this, it's a japanese McDonald's commercial titled "Ronald McDonald's Daughter... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMUb0aQCaz8&feature=related I don’t know how you guys missed this, it’s a japanese McDonald’s commercial titled “Ronald McDonald’s Daughter… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMUb0aQCaz8&feature=related

]]> By: Thom_Serveaux http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-588 Thom_Serveaux Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:02:07 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-588 Though this post of mine could easily fit in the catagory of 'share your secret shame' I still have a 'man in the moon' mask that looks a lot like 'mac tonite' sans the shades.... Though this post of mine could easily fit in the catagory of ’share your secret shame’ I still have a ‘man in the moon’ mask that looks a lot like ‘mac tonite’ sans the shades….

]]> By: Onil http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-541 Onil Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:36:09 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-541 Forget fighting obesity, that commercial would make a good contraceptive. It needs to be shown in health classes throughout America. Forget fighting obesity, that commercial would make a good contraceptive. It needs to be shown in health classes throughout America.

]]> By: Nanner http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-496 Nanner Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:24:36 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-496 If McDonalds helped start obesity in America with that commercial, they could surely scare kids away from it now by reshowing it. I for one will never go near another McDonalds again. If McDonalds helped start obesity in America with that commercial, they could surely scare kids away from it now by reshowing it. I for one will never go near another McDonalds again.

]]> By: Queen Bee http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-494 Queen Bee Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:55:55 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-494 That's almost as upsetting as the announcement that Ronald was also played by a person named, quote, "Squire Fridell." That’s almost as upsetting as the announcement that Ronald was also played by a person named, quote, “Squire Fridell.”

]]> By: eegah http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-487 eegah Sat, 15 Dec 2007 23:02:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-487 That's Willard Scott, by the way. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_McDonald That’s Willard Scott, by the way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_McDonald

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-479 QuackersnCheese Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:39:15 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-479 Woops didn't put the addy down LOL http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9594/supermikeag1.png Woops didn’t put the addy down LOL

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9594/supermikeag1.png

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-478 QuackersnCheese Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:37:51 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-478 Oh and Mike this is for you hope you like it <a href="http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=supermikeag1.png" rel="nofollow"></a> Oh and Mike this is for you hope you like it

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-473 QuackersnCheese Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:09:55 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-473 Yea see that's why we have youtube, bravo you managed to find Jay Leno's original opening theme for the Tonight Show. This of course was before his talk with Johnny Carson just before he left the show. Thank goodness he changed it and thank goodness he had that plastic surgery to reduce the size of his chin. Yea see that’s why we have youtube, bravo you managed to find Jay Leno’s original opening theme for the Tonight Show. This of course was before his talk with Johnny Carson just before he left the show.
Thank goodness he changed it and thank goodness he had that plastic surgery to reduce the size of his chin.

]]> By: killeroo http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-433 killeroo Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:51:56 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-433 "Please, children, take an item from my magic lap tray!" ::maniacal clown laugh:: “Please, children, take an item from my magic lap tray!” ::maniacal clown laugh::

]]> By: Josh P http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-406 Josh P Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:03:14 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-406 "...I like to do everything boys and girls like to do." Least convincing line-read I've ever heard. Oh! And I totally had that McMoonHead guy in my happy meal. “…I like to do everything boys and girls like to do.” Least convincing line-read I’ve ever heard.

Oh! And I totally had that McMoonHead guy in my happy meal.

]]> By: MB http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-350 MB Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:13:40 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-350 I invite my fellow commentors to judge the appropriateness of these clips for Lumpy's Love Thyself Machine. I invite my fellow commentors to judge the appropriateness of these clips for Lumpy’s Love Thyself Machine.

]]> By: Merat http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-349 Merat Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:28:33 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-349 Better than Chuckles the Taco-Happy clown... Better than Chuckles the Taco-Happy clown…

]]> By: Justin http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-347 Justin Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:43:32 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-347 Didn't it raise any red flags when they described him as "hamburger-happy?" Is that a trait the American public was demanding of clowns at the time? "Go hug the clown with garbage on his head, honey!" Didn’t it raise any red flags when they described him as “hamburger-happy?” Is that a trait the American public was demanding of clowns at the time?

“Go hug the clown with garbage on his head, honey!”

]]> By: Tim http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-346 Tim Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:04:04 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-346 I'm pretty sure national crime rates began to rise once the children of the 1970's grew up and became adults. The same people who grew up during the rise of Ronald McDonald commercials. Coincidence? I’m pretty sure national crime rates began to rise once the children of the 1970’s grew up and became adults. The same people who grew up during the rise of Ronald McDonald commercials.

Coincidence?

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-342 Courtney Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:19:00 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-342 I watched it with the sound off. Are we certain this isn't a snuff film? I watched it with the sound off. Are we certain this isn’t a snuff film?

]]> By: Onil http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-341 Onil Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:16:42 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-341 That's not a clown. I'm pretty sure that's a homeless person I used to see on the subway who would use cardboard as outerwear during the winter. That’s not a clown. I’m pretty sure that’s a homeless person I used to see on the subway who would use cardboard as outerwear during the winter.

]]> By: Adam http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-340 Adam Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:59:56 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-340 "Hamburger-eatingest" is simultaneously the best and worst superlative I've ever heard. “Hamburger-eatingest” is simultaneously the best and worst superlative I’ve ever heard.

]]> By: Johnny B http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/comment-page-1/#comment-339 Johnny B Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:17:41 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2007/12/14/staggering-advances-in-creepiness/#comment-339 I dunno... what child wouldn't be delighted to find the top of Ronald's head inside their Happy Meal? I dunno… what child wouldn’t be delighted to find the top of Ronald’s head inside their Happy Meal?

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