On the occasion of this solemn day, which sees the release of our FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER Rifftrax, I need a simple question answered:
What the hell is the Thing made of?
Rock? One would think so. But rock isn’t usually orange, is it?
Some kind of rhino hide, if a rhino had a serious beta carotene addiction?
A huge mountain of stale N.Y. Cheddar?
I really need this answered, and soon. I am deadly serious.
The Russian Mob My wife has sworn to stomp feed the cute kitten below with size-13 Doc Martens extra love and care if I don’t get a definite answer within the hour eventually; no rush.