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• 1 Queen Bee on Dec 19, 2007 at 6:47 pm

  If I ever see the guy with the beer hat holding the leash of the dog in the rabbi costume, I am calling the cops.

  “*Please enlarge for king-sized helpings of douche-bagged-ness.”

  No, sir, I will not. Three mini-portions will quite suffice, thank you.

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• 2 Kei on Dec 19, 2007 at 7:03 pm

  Er, Iono’, Mike. Those guys look more likely to keep those costumes/fixtures for themselves.

  The dog-dresser is a much more generous individual. I’d bet my handlebar mustache on it.

  After I turn into a man and grow one.

  So, after next Monday.

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• 3 Ariel on Dec 19, 2007 at 7:05 pm

  I think you need to shrink them a wee bit smaller. A kiddie portion would be more than enough. Wait. That sounds a wee bit disturbing.

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• 4 Mr. Slick on Dec 19, 2007 at 7:21 pm

  Have you ever seen a girl walking with a guy wearing one of these things?
  (Well one not drunk/high or paid for I mean.)

  And you never will.

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• 5 Bill Corbett on Dec 19, 2007 at 7:29 pm

  You seem upset, Mike. May I suggest the soothing balm of a Steak Escape?

  http://www.steakescape.com/

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• 6 Onil on Dec 19, 2007 at 7:41 pm

  With your permission, I will now profile the two crown wearing dumbasses.

  -MIx all their alcoholic drinks with Red Bull
  -The word “fucktard” is part of their daily vocabulary
  -Has one or more of the following tattoos: a tiger, the Chinese symbol for Warrior, barbed wire, “It’s hard out there for a pimp” in a cursive font, Calvin pissing
  -Drive a Mustang with a giant rear wing spoiler that is a different color than the rest of the car

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• 7 Eddie Colton on Dec 19, 2007 at 9:47 pm

  As long as they’re not dressing themselves up as dogs, dressed as frankfurters.

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• 8 Rufus T. on Dec 19, 2007 at 10:10 pm

  I’ve got nothing. Let the quips fly from the rest of y’all. I plumb tuckered out. (not southern)

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• 9 mrbasehart on Dec 20, 2007 at 7:12 am

  The two guys wearing crowns have a sort’ve Kevin Federline/Skeet Ulrich look about them. No wonder they’re so repulsive.

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• 10 Courtney on Dec 20, 2007 at 7:54 am

  These guys all have one thing in common: Dave Matthews totally speaks to them, man.

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  Reply from Adam on December 20, 2007:

  So is he the one telling them to wear these dumb-ass hats?

  Way to go, Matthews. As though that last album didn’t inflict enough harm on the world to begin with.

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