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Bonesaw is ready!

December 23rd, 2007 by Bill Corbett · 11 Comments

He has all his holiday shopping done.

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Though Bonesaw does likes to make more personalized, artsy-craftsy gifts, too. Last year he gave us an adobrable tea cozy!

Bonesaw is ready. Are you?

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11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Bill Corbett on Dec 23, 2007 at 8:27 am

    (A message from Bonesaw:)

    “Hey freak show! Wishing you a joyous, blessed holiday!”

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  • 2 Brimmstone on Dec 23, 2007 at 8:44 am

    Oooough yeah

    Its great to see you walking normally, you know, after that one thing two years ago. I dare call it a late December denomination of choice miracle!@#

    And a happy candle centerpiece time for you and yours, Bill.

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  • 3 Courtney on Dec 23, 2007 at 9:20 am

    That’s your Christmas card for this year right? It should be.

    The merriest of holidays to you and your family, Bill, and to everyone at Rifftrax! Thank you for all the laughs (and mainly for making us laugh about love… again.) Oh and Happy Life Day from me and my new husband Itchy.

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  • 4 “Sticks” on Dec 23, 2007 at 9:35 am

    I am so not at a Bonesaw level of readiness. I am a holiday failure!

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  • 5 Edgewriter on Dec 23, 2007 at 9:39 am

    Interestingly enough, bonesaws don’t do a good job cutting flesh. So he would need a tag team partner to get down to the bone before he could do any good.

    His holiday greeting card should read.

    Happy Holidays. I don’t eat meat, but I sure like the bone.

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  • 6 Rufs T on Dec 23, 2007 at 11:13 am

    Nice outfit. Did your boyfriend make it for you? Happy Holidays! :)

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  • 7 Tim on Dec 23, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    I thought “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s real “gift” was producing the worst voice in the history of human utterance.

    I’d be interested in some of his hand-crafted gifts, if they weren’t constructed completely out of SlimJim sticks and his wax-removed chest hair.

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  • 8 MattG on Dec 23, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    I never get tired of that line… “Bown-saw iz reh-dee!”

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  • 9 Mr. Slick on Dec 23, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    See! That is why I will NEVER snap into a Slim Jim!!

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  • 10 Eddie Colton on Dec 24, 2007 at 12:22 am

    Bill, I’m putting a Bonesaw reference in my B&R riff just for you. Are you ready?

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  • 11 breaking my first rule about you-know-what on Jul 3, 2009 at 10:28 am

    […] am not as ready as Bonesaw, but I am pretty ready for Christmas. How ’bout […]

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