The snacks have been purchased, torn open and poured into the few plastic bowls he was able to scrounge from under his sink. The lids have been removed from the Chi Chi’s brand Fiesta Con Queso dip. The Schaefer has been chilling for at least 20 minutes. Moreso even than Bonesaw, who, it cannot be denied, is ready, this man is really, really ready.*
*For some football.
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1 Mr. Slick on Dec 23, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Hold on Mike let me go get my lazer rifle and jewel necklace and then I’ll be ready for some football!!!!
Oh the shell-less turtles called and the can’t make it.
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2 Eddie Colton on Dec 23, 2007 at 9:29 pm
“The snacks have been purchased, torn open and poured ”
Dammit, I thought this was going to be the first line of a Christmas poem. Dreamcrusher!
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3 Tim on Dec 24, 2007 at 2:57 am
I’ve always thought Mr. Williams Jr. was far more ready for a good shower. Or any number of homemade hangover remedies.
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