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• 1 Edgewriter on Dec 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm

  I about crapped an apple. What is coke thinking? My suspicion is that they are beta testing this new kind of coke in Argentica for later unveiling during a Superbowl Commercial.

  Mark my words, this could be the end of civilization as we know it.

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• 2 Edgewriter on Dec 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm

  *Spells badly and doesn’t self edit*

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• 3 Chris P. on Dec 27, 2007 at 3:01 pm

  So, if you share your soft drink with another person, you take on some physical characteristic of that person.

  Apparently cocaine has been re-introduced into the secret formula…

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• 4 Brimmstone on Dec 27, 2007 at 3:09 pm

  Well I just shared a Coke with my dog and a rabbit, and BAM nothing. Disappointing.

  Maybe the secret is in an Argentine bottling plant.

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• 5 Halsgoddess on Dec 27, 2007 at 4:26 pm

  Apparently Bill likes to give me nightmares. Thanks.

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  Reply from Bill Corbett on December 28, 2007:

  I thought it was beautiful, personally. A vision of unity and peace.

  (…If you look past the hideousness, that is.)

• 6 mrbasehart on Dec 27, 2007 at 8:11 pm

  Still not as freaky as the Tango adverts they used to screen here in the 90s.

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• 7 risu23 on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:03 pm

  Holy crap! That guy just turned into Xavier the Renegade Angel: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215fa78a40115fc195eaf00ed

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• 8 Tim on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:14 pm

  So I guess this commercial is unveiling their return to the Coca-Cola formula from the early 1900’s that actually included cocaine?

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• 9 Kei on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:50 pm

  Does Diet Cola have the same effect? Because I’d like to do all my mutating without the extra carbs. Plus, I love the smooth metallic finish.

  If I share my Coke with a Hilton sister, do I get a an enormous sum of cash? Or just the syphilis? Or both? Because I could really do without the latter. I’ll have to think about it.

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• 10 Robyn on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:52 pm

  See, that’s why I prefer Pepsi. The chances of mutation are greatly decreased. Besides, Pepsi apparently sponsors an Ancient Rome-esque arena where pop divas are forced to battle each other for the amusment of Emperor Enrique Iglesias, so at least I know my money is going to a good cause… http://youtube.com/watch?v=CfxwXneCtEM

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• 11 Sampo on Dec 28, 2007 at 9:07 am

  Remember, every time you share a Coke, your sharing it with every other mutant it’s been shared with.

  Or something.

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• 12 Neb on Dec 28, 2007 at 2:42 pm

  Aaaaaagh! Acid trip commercials! What are they smoking down there?! Ewwww. That “Gladiator” ripoff Pepsi thing is annoying at best, btw. What an expensive bit of nonsense. Gah…just when I wonder why I don’t watch TV…

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• 13 Hotbox F. Mellonhead on Dec 29, 2007 at 6:31 pm

  Even with two straws, there’s still a trace hideous mutant-bird backwash sliding down that straw and into that bottle. Yummy!

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• 14 Charles on Dec 29, 2007 at 9:03 pm

  I loved that commercial! You should be able to appreciate since you used to play a horrible bird-robot hybrid.

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• 15 GregMcduck on Dec 31, 2007 at 12:24 pm

  So, wait, the girl at the end managed to share a Coke with a fly?

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• 16 Strom Thetty & The Tartmakers on Jan 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm

  Yup. Sounds good. If I ever get a hankering to transmogrify into a hell beast from a Bosch painting, I’ll be sure and crack open a Coke. H.R. Giger would poop his pants watching this.

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