(N.B.: Mutant side effect may not be available outside of Argentina.)
on Dec 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
I about crapped an apple. What is coke thinking? My suspicion is that they are beta testing this new kind of coke in Argentica for later unveiling during a Superbowl Commercial.
Mark my words, this could be the end of civilization as we know it.
on Dec 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
*Spells badly and doesn’t self edit*
on Dec 27, 2007 at 3:01 pm
So, if you share your soft drink with another person, you take on some physical characteristic of that person.
Apparently cocaine has been re-introduced into the secret formula…
on Dec 27, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Well I just shared a Coke with my dog and a rabbit, and BAM nothing. Disappointing.
Maybe the secret is in an Argentine bottling plant.
on Dec 27, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Apparently Bill likes to give me nightmares. Thanks.
on Dec 27, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Still not as freaky as the Tango adverts they used to screen here in the 90s.
on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Holy crap! That guy just turned into Xavier the Renegade Angel: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215fa78a40115fc195eaf00ed
on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:14 pm
So I guess this commercial is unveiling their return to the Coca-Cola formula from the early 1900’s that actually included cocaine?
on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Does Diet Cola have the same effect? Because I’d like to do all my mutating without the extra carbs. Plus, I love the smooth metallic finish.
If I share my Coke with a Hilton sister, do I get a an enormous sum of cash? Or just the syphilis? Or both? Because I could really do without the latter. I’ll have to think about it.
on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:52 pm
See, that’s why I prefer Pepsi. The chances of mutation are greatly decreased. Besides, Pepsi apparently sponsors an Ancient Rome-esque arena where pop divas are forced to battle each other for the amusment of Emperor Enrique Iglesias, so at least I know my money is going to a good cause… http://youtube.com/watch?v=CfxwXneCtEM
on Dec 28, 2007 at 7:57 am
I thought it was beautiful, personally. A vision of unity and peace.
(…If you look past the hideousness, that is.)
on Dec 28, 2007 at 9:07 am
Remember, every time you share a Coke, your sharing it with every other mutant it’s been shared with.
on Dec 28, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Aaaaaagh! Acid trip commercials! What are they smoking down there?! Ewwww. That “Gladiator” ripoff Pepsi thing is annoying at best, btw. What an expensive bit of nonsense. Gah…just when I wonder why I don’t watch TV…
Hotbox F. Mellonhead
on Dec 29, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Even with two straws, there’s still a trace hideous mutant-bird backwash sliding down that straw and into that bottle. Yummy!
on Dec 29, 2007 at 9:03 pm
I loved that commercial! You should be able to appreciate since you used to play a horrible bird-robot hybrid.
on Dec 31, 2007 at 12:24 pm
So, wait, the girl at the end managed to share a Coke with a fly?
Strom Thetty & The Tartmakers
on Jan 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Yup. Sounds good. If I ever get a hankering to transmogrify into a hell beast from a Bosch painting, I’ll be sure and crack open a Coke. H.R. Giger would poop his pants watching this.
on Sep 20, 2008 at 11:27 am
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on Oct 8, 2008 at 7:11 am
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