Drop everything you’re doing and help me out here! This kind of sinister conspiracy can’t go on if whistleblowers like us keep vigilant!
First, take a look at this. It’s the most recent version of the Fifty Dollar bill…
Now take a look at the most recent version of Ed Asner, and…
Who made this decision? Why weren’t we informed? How much did Asner make off this - certainly more than a measley fifty! How the hell do these things happen? Come on people, help me out here! I can’t watch everything twenty-four-seven-three-sixty-five! I’m only one man here! Let’s keep on top of these things, okay?
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1 Courtney on Dec 27, 2007 at 9:04 am
Asner said “I want to be on the fifty and I want the luscious hair of Sir Anthony Hopkins.”
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2 "Sticks" on Dec 27, 2007 at 9:15 am
Ed Asner in “White House, Black Heart: the Ulysses S. Grant Story.” Coming to Lifetime Television in 2008.
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3 Sampo on Dec 27, 2007 at 9:50 am
More importantly, who’s buried in Asner’s Tomb?
Especially since Ed’s alive and all…
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4 Clint on Dec 27, 2007 at 9:59 am
Even more importantly, did Ulysses S. Grant like “spunk?”
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Reply from Rufus T on December 27, 2007:
He hated spunk!!
5 Mr. Slick on Dec 27, 2007 at 10:13 am
We’re through the looking glass here people!
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6 Eddie Colton on Dec 27, 2007 at 10:38 am
Don’t look at me. I still confuse Ed Asner with Ed Koch.
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7 Queen Bee on Dec 27, 2007 at 10:40 am
“Come on people, help me out here! I can’t watch everything twenty-four-seven-three-sixty-five! I’m only one man here! Let’s keep on top of these things, okay?”
My deepest apologies. I’ll try to do better.
For starters, I must alert you to the fact that Alan Thicke’s son, Robin Thicke, composed a song entitled “Sexual Capacity” for the soundtrack of “Striptease.” I just thought you should know, as this is clearly a matter of national security.
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8 Tim on Dec 27, 2007 at 10:41 am
I think we all know where this is leading…
George Washington showing subtle resemblance to Gavin McLeod. Abraham Lincoln taking on Ted Knight-like qualities.
Further proof that Mary Tyler Moore is one of the true rulers of the world, if not the supreme empress herself.
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9 Mr. Hole on Dec 27, 2007 at 10:57 am
Clear evidence of reincarnation.
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10 SarahCanuck on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:30 am
Hey, I like Ed Asner. I’m all for it.
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11 Edgewriter on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:51 am
If you’re not going to put Ed Asner on a bill, who are you going to put on one. Can you think of anyone more deserving? Not I, friend.
Not I.
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12 Chris P. on Dec 27, 2007 at 11:57 am
I suspect that one of the reason Mr. Asner’s face was used as a model was because of the continuing war against counterfeiting. I mean, let’s be honest here people, the man hours needed to reproduce those eyebrows would deter even the most hardened criminal type.
No conspiracy here folks. Move along…
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13 ROPER on Dec 27, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Ed Asner was president of the Screen Actors Guild, a known communist front organization.
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14 mrbasehart on Dec 27, 2007 at 8:04 pm
I’m pretty sure it’s because Ed Asner is also a part-time nude model. He does the state university circuits.
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15 Thad on Dec 28, 2007 at 12:43 am
You know, my stepdad has been referring to the current $20 bill as “the George Harrison twenty” since the moment he laid eyes on it.
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16 John H. on Dec 28, 2007 at 9:35 am
It’s like LIVING IN A PHILIP K. DICK NOVEL!!!!!!!
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17 KD on Dec 28, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Kevin, don’t look at it. Spend it!
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18 Virginia Corbett on Dec 30, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Santa is on the Twenty? Can only people on the GOOD list spend them?
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/12/01/asner.jpg
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19 Jade Gryphon on Jan 9, 2008 at 8:35 am
Hey…well, better Ed Asner than Ernest Borgnine.
And judging from his picture there? Those two probably had to have an eyebrow-duel for it. Seriously. XD
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20 JackTheRiffer on Jan 14, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Wait right there! Are you putting down Ernest Borgnine? Need I remind you of the timeless classic “Airwolf”?
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21 Alicia on Jan 30, 2008 at 12:13 am
“Wait right there! Are you putting down Ernest Borgnine? Need I remind you of the timeless classic “Airwolf”?”
How ’bout a little number called “Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders”?
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