Drop everything you’re doing and help me out here! This kind of sinister conspiracy can’t go on if whistleblowers like us keep vigilant!
Who made this decision? Why weren’t we informed? How much did Asner make off this – certainly more than a measley fifty! How the hell do these things happen? Come on people, help me out here! I can’t watch everything twenty-four-seven-three-sixty-five! I’m only one man here! Let’s keep on top of these things, okay?