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I see your hideous bird mutant…

December 28th, 2007 by Mike Nelson · 13 Comments

…And raise you a photoshopped picture of Keith Richards with two mouths where his eyes should be.

Keith Richards with Two Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be (Warning: Hideous Beyond the Ability of Human Language to Express)

(Blame The Defamer)

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13 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Bill Corbett on Dec 28, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Hunh. Looks like a normal shot of Keith to me, after his normal day of drinks-drugs-multiple blood transfusions.

  • 2 The Professor on Dec 28, 2007 at 10:19 am

    I agree with Mr. Corbett. On Keith it doesn’t look all that odd. That in itself is a bit disturbing.

  • 3 Kei on Dec 28, 2007 at 11:29 am

    Why, why did I click? It’s not like I didn’t know what it would be. This blog is detrimental to my physical and mental health. But I can’t help myself. I should check myself into rehab.

  • 4 Chris P. on Dec 28, 2007 at 11:30 am

    Yeah. On a scale of, say, one to ten on the ‘ol disturb-o-meter I’d say this comes in at around a two. Of course, this is a family blog, right?

  • 5 Halsgoddess on Dec 28, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    You win this round Mike. Bill better come up with something even more disgusting if he’s gonna win this battle! :-P

  • 6 Tim on Dec 28, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    Keith’s apparently taken to injecting the heroin directly into his eyeballs now.

    Still, I’d say it’s somewhat less upsetting than any normal, un-doctored photo of Mick Jaggar.

  • 7 SaucyRossy on Dec 28, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Now I want a picture of Keiths eye mouths drinking Coca-Cola.

  • 8 Neb on Dec 28, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    ?! Even without the bizarre Photoshopping, Ramses II still looks better than Mr. Richards. Today.

  • 9 Edgewriter on Dec 28, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    At least there was no tongue

  • 10 Mr. Slick on Dec 29, 2007 at 8:19 am

    Was it his hat that was out of the ordinary?

  • 11 Virginia Corbett on Dec 30, 2007 at 8:21 pm


    I had to look at it for a while to see if maybe it was really horrible, horrible bags. I looked for eyeballs. I didn’t realize until it was too late and now it’s burned in to my retinas when I close my eyes!


    (Happy New Year, Mike.)

  • 12 Katie M. on Jan 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    That made me cry. Thanks, Mike.

  • 13 Brian O. on Jan 5, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Oh yeah? Well I see your hideous mutant bird creature, your hideouslly photoshopped Keith Richards (isn’t that kind of an oxymoron?), and present you with French furry pr0n hawking Orangina!