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Certified Year-End List-Free!

December 29th, 2007 by Mike Nelson · 15 Comments

The RiffTrax Blog is proud to offer our year-end List-Free Certification®. The LFC status is our bulletproof guarantee that you can stop by for your daily dose of carrot-based superheroes without ever being troubled by a day-ruining “Top Ten Celebrity Blunders of 2007″-style list.

We offer no guarantees explicit or implied about year-end Liszts, however. Here are my top 10:

Franz Liszt photo No.1, Old Woman Liszt: Hey, Gramma, where do you keep your Ensure?
large Barabas liszt No. 2, Foppy Liszt:”Oh… my GOD! You actually expect me to play that piano? Terrence, get our coats!”
Liszt 4 No. 3, Predator Liszt: “I love women. I love to love them. And they love it.”
liszt 1 No. 4, Introspective Liszt: “I thought I would like that scrimshaw – but now I’m not so sure.”
liszt 2 No. 5, Gertrude Stein Liszt: “For the love of God, Chopin is a bigger puss than Hemingway!”
liszt 3 No.6, Impatient Liszt: “People please, take your snuff after I finish my fiendishly difficult transcriptions of Paginini’s Etudes
liszt No. 7, Peevish Liszt: “I will not play a single Hungarian Rhapsody until you apologize for that crack about my girl hair!”
liszt ico a No. 8, Pensive Liszt: “Did I hit every note in the Mephisto Waltz last night? No. But I’m okay with that.”
Ogden Liszt Gold No. 9, Warty Liszt: Um, this is the 19th century – you have heard of salicylic acid, haven’t you?
liszt portrait No. 10, Orlando Bloom IS Franz Liszt: And the Bayreuth 10th graders say, “He’s so dreamy because he looks just like me!”

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15 responses so far ↓

  • 1 SarahCanuck on Dec 29, 2007 at 1:36 am

    Heeeeeeee. I officially like year-end-Liszts far better than lists.
    Hmm, Foppy Liszt’s sleeves are so gonna get in the way when he tries to play Grand Galop Chromatique.

  • 2 Tim on Dec 29, 2007 at 2:02 am

    May we include, as an honorable mention, “Winona Ryder Liszt”? She’s a shoe-in for a future biopic of Liszt (directed by Tim Burton)

  • 3 Tim on Dec 29, 2007 at 2:04 am

    Behold…Winona Ryder Liszt:

  • 4 Tim on Dec 29, 2007 at 2:07 am

    Here

  • 5 Mr. Slick on Dec 29, 2007 at 8:22 am

    I think in No.4 he looked alot like Lizzie Borden. Of course I think Kevin does too so I may be wrong.

  • 6 Rufus T on Dec 29, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    No. 6 looks like he is calling for another pint of IPA. It is pretty amazing that Listz was able to reverse his age and rename himself Rochmaninoff.

  • 7 Cibernetico 2 on Dec 29, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    umm what?

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