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• 1 The Stig on Jan 2, 2008 at 7:58 pm

  A lonely, yet successful British writer, Melvin (McKellan) has a lay over in New York, when funny, overweight, happy-go-lucky, ex-heroin addict named Phillip (Carrey) tries to snatch his bag. Instead he gets his latest manuscript. A little white lie spins out of control as Phillip becomes famous for his new book. Like most comedies, this will not pertain to reality at all, and will have a happy conclusion with no disappointments.

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• 2 Dallas on Jan 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm

  Lord Gendorf (McKellan) thought he was booking a trip to an exclusive Caribbean resort, but he’s in for a surprise when he arrives on Isla de las Pulgas, a tiny island with one run-down hotel, owned by Roy (Drew Carey). Initially, they clash, but eventually they see past their differences and together they thwart the evil bad guys who want to demolish the island to open a new route for cruise ships.
  Costarring Danny Most as the wise islander, and Bea Arthur as the love interest.

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  Reply from Kevin Murphy on January 3, 2008:

  Sorry Dallas, but I believe you’ll be automatically disqualified for getting Donny Most’s name wrong. Such a fine idea, crushed by a simple misplaced vowel. A shame, but that’s the dream-crushing reality of the movie industry.

  Reply from Dallas on January 3, 2008:

  What? No, Danny is Donny’s long-lost half brother, who was put up for adoption as a child and spent his life roaming the world, learning the mystic ways of the ancients (not any ancients in particular, just some he met at a Denny’s). This would be their big reunion picture.
  The real problem is that I spelled Donny’s name “Bea Arthur”. Simple mistake, I know.

• 3 Katie M. on Jan 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm

  How about an all-male remake of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Drew would be Martha (obviously), Sir Ian as George, with Danny Most as Nick and (since we couldn’t get Kid Rock) Kevin Federline as Honey.

  I’ll take my check now.

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• 4 John Damer on Jan 2, 2008 at 10:25 pm

  Four words: MULLET… FOR… A… DAY. McKellan, a British ex-pat/agent, wakes up one day to discover that he now sports a mullet. Somehow, Danny Most, the villain, has styled McKellan’s hair-do while he was sleeping so that he’s business on top, but party in the back.

  Via a untraceable call, Most tells McKellan that he has 24-hours to get him a steady-paying gig or the mullet stays on McKellan forever! (The logistics of this can be figured out by a screenwriter.) Desperate, McKellan gets his assistant, Drew Carey, and hilarity ensues as they try to find work for a Happy Days has-been.

  Well? What do you think?

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• 5 Charlie O. on Jan 2, 2008 at 10:41 pm

  Donny Most IS the Savior Jesus Christ in this mixed-up Hanukkah Holiday Film. Adam Sandler plays a teenage boy that finds a disoriented Christ arriving in America and looking to spread the good word. Unfortunately for the Lord, the Devil (Bea Arthur) possesses two grocery store bag-boys (Sir Ian Magneto and Drew Barker) and sends them to slay the Lamb of God. Hijinks ensue. Co-Starring Susan Sarandon as a hooker with a heart of gold.

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• 6 Jim Dandy on Jan 2, 2008 at 10:41 pm

  Title: Blue, Dang It

  Bucky Fiser (Drew Carey) is a failed stand up comic. When a plague takes out most of Los Angeles, with no headliners left, Max Shitler (Donny Most), owner of the Improv hires Bucky. Doubting himself, Bucky consults aging comedy legend Bruce Liggits (Ian McKellan) learning the missing key, working blue.

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• 7 Tim on Jan 2, 2008 at 11:03 pm

  Drew Carey (playing the straight-laced, leading man action hero) and Sir Ian McKellan (the zany, Hawaiian-shirt-wearing loose cannon) are mismatched police detectives. They are sent undercover into a criminal organization headed up by a drug lord played by Donny Most (smell Oscar yet?). The humor of the film is supplied by McKellan’s pet, a 50 lb. 49 lb. monkey.

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• 8 Miron on Jan 3, 2008 at 2:00 am

  This is a dance/love story. Carey plays a programmer whose life has spiralled downwards after his great love left him for Don Most at a dancing competition in his early twenties. (We’re talking seventies flashbacks here!) Now he finds a mentor in Sir Ian, who teaches him how to dance.

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  Reply from Nerf on January 3, 2008:

  …and how to love?

• 9 Brian O. on Jan 3, 2008 at 4:08 am

  Super Mario Brothers 2: Koopa’s Revenge.

  That is all.

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• 10 Botchinator on Jan 3, 2008 at 5:29 am

  Ninjas kidnap Steve’s (Carey) lifetime best friend and pseudo father Stephen (Mckellan). Steve (Carey) goes on a ninja manhunt in order to free his friend (Mckellan) while gaining the help of some friendly people. Stephàn (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Esteban (Antonio Banderas), and his sidekick, Sting (Sting).

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  Reply from Botchinator on January 3, 2008:

  Oh, Donny Most is the ninja, obviously.

  Reply from Nerf on January 3, 2008:

  Sting the wrestler, or Sting the musician?…..wait…..I think I feel another buddy movie coming on.

  Reply from Tim on January 3, 2008:

  Sting the wrestler, or Sting the musician?…..wait…..I think I feel another buddy movie coming on.

  We’ve already had the classic TV private eye brothers series Simon & Simon, so I agree that now would be a perfect time for Sting & Sting.

  Reply from Botchinator on January 4, 2008:

  My theory is that Sting(wrestler), and Sting(singer), are one in the same. In Sting’s (wrestler) early career he had very short and white/blonde hair. Good shape, and wore makeup. Throughout the career of Sting(singer), he has had the short white/blonde hair. Been in good shape.

  I think what happened is that Sting(singer) got tired of just singing and decided to whoop some ass every now and then. He got really into it. Naturally he couldn’t tell people about it, who could put up with the humiliation of being a “pro” wrester?

  The link here is one day back in the early nineties Sting (singer) was doing a concert and a fan jumped on stage. The fan preceded to fondle and mess with Sting(singer). Sting(singer) had enough of this guy’s crap and promptly applied the Scorpion Death Lock.

  I don’t have proof but my sources are solid, i swear.

• 11 Gordon on Jan 3, 2008 at 5:42 am

  Sir Ian McKellen plays Roscoe Montague, a wealthy, independent British brewer who is aggressively seeking the American Market. Drew Carey plays Steve Miles, who works for a large American brewer, and who wants to hold on to the American market.

  Both men decide, as a business model, to aggressively market to American youth…and by “youth”, I mean, “kids”. And so who do they both try to recruit?

  Scottie “The Big Pony” Marsden, played by Donnie Most, a washed-up child star whose sitcom, “Name That Stain”, has its best days behind him.

  So, I propose a mega-multi-million dollar opus which has it all: big stars, big plot, and lots of stuff exploding.

  Mr. Corbett, I humbly give you…BEER KNIGHT!

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• 12 Clint on Jan 3, 2008 at 5:42 am

  Ian McKellan: The aging rodeo star - turned useless drunk. Owns a run-down ranch.

  Drew Carey: The down-on-his-luck loser with big rodeo dreams. Looks up to Ian.

  George Lopez: Local millionaire and evil owner of conglomerate ranch empire.

  Can Ian be convinced by drew to save his ranch.?

  Is there room enough in their friendship to fight over the affections of the lovely Jennifer Love Hewitt?

  Can Drew compete in the rodeo tournament and defeat the feared…. MECHA GEORGE LOPEZ on his FIRE-BREATHING ROBOT BULL??!!

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• 13 Nerf on Jan 3, 2008 at 6:39 am

  Drew and Sir Ian are garbage men in a small town in Southern Illinois. Ralph Malph, a successful businessman, is making a fortune by dumping nuclear waste under the local baseball diamond with the help of his suit-clad roughians. Things go great until our unwitting heroes uncover the sinister plot.

  Notes:
  I know it’s a stretch, but Drew might be able to play someone from “not-Cleveland”.
  I suggest we bill Sir Ian as just “Sir”.
  Just think of the tagline potential….”These two are taking out the trash!”…”This town needs to be cleaned up, and they’re the guys to do it!”…”100% Cerebro free!”

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  Reply from Nerf on January 3, 2008:

  …Oh yeah, and there’s a computer animated ferret.

• 14 SaucyRossy on Jan 3, 2008 at 7:25 am

  Drew Carrey: undercover cop in Minneapolis sent into infiltrate the Guthrie Theatre crime syndicate.

  Ian McKellan: famous gay stage actor who has no clue of the criminal elements that run the Theatre.
  Donny Most: bad guy.

  End trailer with Ian McKellan punching a thug. “You shall not pass”

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  Reply from SaucyRossy on January 3, 2008:

  Bill you said 50 words or less right? That should be. Man I take rules too seriously.

• 15 CynfulCynner on Jan 3, 2008 at 8:52 am

  Every other TV show is getting a big-screen version; how about The Drew Carey Show?

  ….with Sir Ian as Drew’s boss (since Craig Ferguson has his late-night commitment) and Donny Most as Mimi! I predict $175 million on opening weekend.

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• 16 Edgewriter on Jan 3, 2008 at 9:13 am

  It’s a collision course for wackiness as the oldest kid in the orphanage, Bobby Nickels (Drew Carey) can’t seem to get adopted. Bobby even though in his thirties still acts and dresses like a twelve year old.

  But across the pond in England, the wealthy British Prime Minister (Sir Ian) is having a public relations nightmare. He is seen as too big of a hard ass and needs to soften his image. The last straw comes when he angrily spits in the tea of the visiting Vice President of the United States. The incident is caught on camera and all hell breaks lose. He tells his bumbling assistant, (Donny Most) to fix the situation and it is suggested that he adopt a poor American Child.

  This sparks an adoption lottery televised on BBC. The names of thousands of US-born orphans are put in a big basket and guess whose name is drawn?

  That’s right, our boy Bobby. Hilarious hijinks ensue as Bobby goes over to England and generally makes a mess of things. The biggest embarrassment comes when he accidently slips at a banquet, grabs at the nearest object to stop himself, and gives the Queen of England a “wardrobe malfunction”.

  Eventually, The Prime Minister’s heart is soften towards Bobby and the two develop a true and deep father/son relationship that will hold them through to many more life experiences despite the meddling by the guy that wants the Prime Minister’s job, Sir Benny Potts (Alan Cumming)

  Future films could consist of Bobby and the prime minister going on a Roman Holiday, Bobby Taking the Prime Minister back to his orphanage, and a wacky Aspen Ski Trip.

  What do you say Bill? I thinks it’s the idea of the century.

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  Reply from wurwolf on January 4, 2008:

  You had me at “the oldest kid in the orphanage, Bobby Nickels”. This was my favorite Sir Ian McKellan/Drew Carey/Donny Most pitch by far.

  Reply from wurwolf on January 4, 2008:

  And I say this even though my husband submitted his own pitch further down the thread.

• 17 Mr. Slick on Jan 3, 2008 at 9:40 am

  Summer 2008, life will never be the same! Three hard working shmucks doing odd jobs around town stumble on to a plot to kill Adam Sandler. McKellen, Carey & Most are: The 3 Stooges!

  Ian McKellen - Moe
  Drew Carey - Curly
  Donny Most - Larry

  Bob Barker as the murderous master mind!

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• 18 Kyle S. on Jan 3, 2008 at 10:26 am

  Title: The Bowler
  Ian McKellen coaches the world’s worst cricket team. On the brink of losing his job, he discovers Drew Carey, a former U.S. bowling champion. If Carey can learn enough about wickets, perhaps he can save both their careers. Donny Most co-stars as McKellen’s archrival, who has never lost a game.

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• 19 Adam on Jan 3, 2008 at 10:48 am

  A CGI-animated children’s blockbuster:

  Carey stars as a brook trout caught by a con man, who disguises him as a previously undiscovered fish from the Nile river and sells him to an eccentric millionaire (Donny Most) who plans to turn him into a hat. McKellen stars as a wizened old bear also bought by Most, soon to become a living room rug.

  Despite the bear’s initial attempts to eat the fish, the two eventually form a fast friendship and team up in a zany scheme to escape their captor and return to their respective homes.

  The title: “Trout of Africa.”

  *ducks*

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• 20 Adam Electric on Jan 3, 2008 at 10:49 am

  not sure how to post a direct link in here, but I think the movie poster speaks for itself…

  http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1061/fortytwicecoduu4.gif

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  Reply from Adam Electric on January 3, 2008:

  and a production still featuring the villain…

  http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4674/productionstillbarkervo7.gif

  Reply from remedies on January 3, 2008:

  gah, price is right slash! once again, rule 34 has ruined my childhood.

• 21 YoohooRiffer on Jan 3, 2008 at 11:08 am

  Geppetto 2: Woodeneto’s Revenge

  Geppetto attempts to create another, less annoying, wooden person. He passes out drunk after none of his Angelina-Joliecchios come to life. Upon waking he finds a wooden Donny-Mostcchio hovering over him. Geppetto goes for a wood chipper when Donny-Mostcchio is abducted by the evil Woodeneto. Now it’s personal.

  Well there’s my idea. The rest of the story would just fall into place, with the numerous “Woodeneto? Geppetto!” dialog and all.

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• 22 Trey Formidable on Jan 3, 2008 at 11:26 am

  The Gettysburg Shuffle

  Carey & McKellan are bodyguards to President Abraham Lincoln (Donny Most). The three must pose as carnival jugglers on the way to Gettysburg to avoid a squad of assassins (Danny Trejo, Wallace Shawn, Terry “Hulk” Hogan).

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• 23 Izzy on Jan 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm

  Boat Trip 2: How do you steer this thing?

  Long title I know. It will make sense plus you will revel in the little homage to Weekend at Bernies.

  Sir McKellan is the captain of this new Boat Trip adventure. Sadly he dies after eating a some bad clams during a layover at the Galapagos. Drew Carey and Donny Most have to pretend Sir Ian is still alive by keeping him upright and, get this, steering the boat! The subplot is Drew and Donny vie for the same girl. They both lose out to another man… Sir IAN!!

  Genius. *takes a bow*

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• 24 Joshua J. Slone on Jan 3, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  One’s a roboticist. One’s a taxidermist. But when a tragic lemon-eating accident takes the life of America’s most beloved actor, it will take both of them on the wildest adventure of their lives to bring him back for one final performance. Drew Carey. Sir Ian McKellen. In “Most, Mostly”.

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• 25 Rufus T. on Jan 3, 2008 at 1:42 pm

  Dr. Stuart Pembridge (Donny Most) has discovered the cure for talking loudly in a movie theater. However, something goes horribly wrong and now the world’s population has been turned into mutant replicas of Bea Arthur.
  Only Fable Penman (Ian McKellen) and Pabst Noir (Drew Carrey) remain immune. Can a respected british podiatrist and a shoe lace designer from Queens put aside their differences and find a cure?

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• 26 Jerrod on Jan 3, 2008 at 2:29 pm

  A comedic re-imagining of the Sherlock Holmes short “The Red-Headed League:”

  Visiting American doctor John Watson (Carey) hooks up with Holmes (McKellen) after Watson spills his beer onto Holmes’ clue notebook at a pub, ruining it. Soon they become reluctant partners.

  Featuring Donny Most as the villian, Spaulding.

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• 27 Eddie Colton on Jan 3, 2008 at 2:53 pm

  Magneto!
  Doritos!

  “Hey, aren’t you Tom Arnold?” And the relationship was over before it began.

  All these pitches are WAY too long. Here is an example of a real Hollywood pitch:

  McKellan. Carey. They’re cops.

  That’s it. You think any movie has more of a plot than that? You’re kidding yourself. You know what the entire pitch for Anchorman was? “Will Ferrell. Anchorman.” And Corky Romano? “Chris Kattan plays a quirky Roman.” And that new horror movie coming out? “The Ring… tone.” Fugeddaboudit.

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• 28 norgavue on Jan 3, 2008 at 3:31 pm

  Donny Most plays a down on his luck folk singer who orders a hit on a mob don. With his goons being fans of Most he hires Ian a pacifist and Drew a recovering alcoholic with a taste sesame seed bagels moistened with chipotle barbaque sauce to protect him.

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• 29 ck on Jan 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm

  Sir Ian, Drew are taking a frail yet powerful Donny Most to his allergist. He keels over. They pretend he’s not dead while figuring out what to do, b/c they think they might have accidentally killed him with an errant strawberry. To them, he pretends he IS dead, so that he has cover to Find The Real Killer (wheels within wheels!!).

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• 30 Natureboy on Jan 3, 2008 at 5:14 pm

  I think a buddy cop movie is the ticket. Ian McKellan is a police detective weeks from retirement and is partnered with Drew Carey, A wild cop who lives on the edge. Donny Most is the drug dealer that has been poisoning Los Angeles with the newest and most potent drug every created, ground up Tom Cruise nose. McKellan and Carey are trying to bring him down.

  Yeah, I know this is just like a Lethal Weapon movie, but what do you expect for a dollar?

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• 31 Adam Electric on Jan 3, 2008 at 10:04 pm

  Wait i’ve got another…

  The mind of a computer programmer is removed by a totalitarian government and accidentally trapped in a virtual reality simulation…

  But the two new best friend employees have other plans for him…

  Sound familiar?

  http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3057/newmoviepostervm9.gif

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• 32 Dave-o on Jan 4, 2008 at 12:49 am

  Red Weatherwax (McKellan) is a past his prime screenwriter who’s trying to work over his slump at a local coffee shop. Suddenly while wallowing over a bear claw and a cup-a-joe, the coffee shop gets robbed, and officer Max Shulters (Carey) is direclty on the scene. Suddenly inspiration strikes and Weatherwax follows Shulters around on his beat. Problems arise as Shulters is an OCD neat freak and Weatherwax is a wreck. In the end, They find a way to work, and they make a new genre of movie “reality cinema” Donny Most plays the Wise cracking, one-lining fly by the seat director that will warm your heart.

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• 33 PatrickS on Jan 4, 2008 at 7:46 am

  How ’bout this Boss:

  Lumpy Schtinkwagon (Carey) and Burt Suavehart (McKellen) are down on their luck fanny pack salesmen (or if you don’t like that idea they could be Segway repairmen.) whose car breaks down in some exotic location… uhh… how about Muncie, Indiana. Taking a job at the local zoo to make ends meet they meet the romantic interest, Shirley Jiggles (played by Rue McClanahan… she’s still alive isn’t she? Heck, it doesn’t’ matter with CGI and all.) Jiggles is being pursued by the nefarious Dr. Redbottom (played by Donny Most) who runs the zoo and wants Shirley for his evil experimentation with mind transference into a small (under 50 pounds) rhesus monkey. Hi-jinx ensue as Lumpy and Burt try to cope with animal husbandry all the while vying for the affections of Jiggles as they attempt to save her from becoming a small (under 50 pounds) monkey.

  Whaddya think boss? It’s a sure fire moneymaker, I tell ya!!

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• 34 Edgewriter on Jan 4, 2008 at 8:12 am

  sorry, my first one was too long. How about this?

  Drew Carey is Bob rickles, out of work sports reporter. A binge drinker, he awakes from a coma to see Aparagast the angel (Sir Ian). No one else can see the angel but bob and he is forced to do good deeds. Donny Most is the liquor shop owner that lost his best customer.

  50 words is hard.

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• 35 Edgewriter on Jan 4, 2008 at 8:18 am

  or this

  It is Prime Minister Donny Most’s 50th birthday, and he dies of a stroke. To prevent huge embarrassment, Sir Ian and (makeup artist) Drew must make the country think he is still alive. Hijinks ensue in this weekend at Berniesesque buddy comedy.

  In future sequels Donny Most begins to rot and his ghost starts to haunt them. Can they still keep up the charade?

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• 36 Ray Sinbread on Jan 4, 2008 at 8:29 am

  Title: Mumbles and Momur

  When Nashville’s Scottish tenor Isaac Momur (Carey) befriends a starving homeless man, Mumbles (McKellan), he describes In N Out Burger. They decide to trek to Vegas for burgers. When they pull out running over Gregory Hines’ (Most) foot, Hines vows vengenance and begins pursuit. Looking for burgers, they find themselves.

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  Reply from Ray Sinbread on January 4, 2008:

  Please forgive the mispelling of Sir Ian’s name. My greatest apologies to this knight of the empire, as well as, to the queen for this egregious mistake.

• 37 Phil N Thropic on Jan 4, 2008 at 8:47 am

  Buxom Buddies

  Harvard researchers Wayne Nostly (Carey) and Gary Hurtsmore (McKellen) lose their wives in the same week. The ex-wives (Bernadette Peters, Donny Most) vacation together at women’s only resort, Mammaries. Undaunted, Nostly and Hurtsmore go in drag to win their hearts back only to fall in love with the other’s ex.

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• 38 Kyle S. on Jan 4, 2008 at 8:52 am

  Okay, short and simple this time:

  A degenerate gambler (Drew Carey) wins a robotic British butler (Sir Ian McKellen) during a poker game. Donny Most stars as the gambler’s bookie, who is repeatedly pummeled by the robot.

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• 39 abyssgazer on Jan 4, 2008 at 10:07 am

  Meet Lew (Sir Ian McKellan), the owner of a rundown pub. And Corky (Drew Carey), an irrepressible out-of-work gay dancer with big plans for the “Stag and Feather”. Can you say, “Bangers for lunch, please?” Donny Most co-stars as the Stag’s nervous accountant who learns a little about love and lot about “Spotted Dick” in “Hot Sausage!”

  ps this is a “foodie” movie, so get your filthy minds out of gutter.

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• 40 MarkAndrew on Jan 4, 2008 at 10:32 am

  McKellen is an unusually-articulate janitor at the NY Public Library. Drew Carey is the night watchmen. They plan to take a Mediterranean cruise by pretending to be actors performing for the customers on the cruise ship.
  Donnie Most is the ship’s purser who suspects them of ‘faking’.

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• 41 JaeWelch on Jan 4, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  Septuagenarian billionaire by day, semi-continent crimefighter by night… Ian McKellen proves even Father Time(™) can’t stop the dark detective. Aided by his Twinkie-addled sidekick (Carey), this diabetic duo defy diabolic denizens to duplicate dire deeds. Even commissioner Gordon (Most) can’t outpace the mall-walk of justice.

  Batman & Robin : 2031.

  http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=batmanrobinbo9.jpg

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  Reply from Kei on January 4, 2008:

  Hm, intriguing, though I hope you understand this means… Drew Carey in tights. I’m not sure the world is ready for that jelly.

• 42 Onil on Jan 4, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  An update of The Merry Wives of Windsor set in present day Las Vegas. Drew Carey as Falstaff. Sir Ian as Shallow. Donny Most as Slender. Hilarity will ensue in iambic pentameter. Cameos by Penn & Teller, David Copperfield, and The Amazing Kreskin.

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• 43 VirgiltheChicken on Jan 4, 2008 at 2:38 pm

  Fading British rockstar Knight (McKellen) travels to Chicago to promote his now defunct band’s newest compilation album. Jaded, Knight goes drinking. He meets Kyle (Carey), preforming as the lead singer of a Knight tribute band. The duo team up to reinvigorate themselves, guided by former Knight roadie Mick (Most).

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• 44 Kei on Jan 4, 2008 at 6:04 pm

  Come one, come all! The circus is in town!

  People flock to see the world renowned tightrope walker Paolo Ribeira (Carey) and his amazing aerial acrobatics.

  All is well until, on opening day, an attempt on Paolo’s life is made… but by who!? The FBI gets involved, led by a squinty-eyed Ian McKellen as Det. Rick Tator. After a few seconds of rigorous planning, the FBI decides to use their secret weapon: undercover infiltration. They send in their best, Det. Tator, stripping him of his trench and fedora and unplugging the fog machine at his feet.

  Now, Det. Tator must don the leotard, “learn the ropes” and find the killer before the he strikes again! And with Paolo in center-ring for the next seven nights, Tator’s got his hands full! To make matters worse, Paolo’s not gonna’ let some old geezer ruin his time in the limelight! Can our heroes work together to save the show and the day!?

  Co-starring Donny Most as the conniving Banjo the Clown, and the swishy, seductive Gillian Anderson, who spits fires and steals hearts. Christopher Walken as Ring Master.

  Mix in some ’splosions, tent-top chase scenes, and hilarious groin injuries, and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster.

  Tagline: It May Not Be the Greatest Show, But It’s Definitely Probably In Our Top Fifty Maybe!

  This film is rated PG-13 for gratuitous spandex and graphic bulging.

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• 45 Bill Corbett on Jan 4, 2008 at 8:05 pm

  Hello Pitchmasters —

  Winner is announced! Just posted:

  http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/01/04/we-have-a-winner/

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