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Move over Hayden: Newest Geek Dream Girl

January 3rd, 2008 by · 6 Comments

I am curious what the conversation went like when the below girl was asked to model the WordPress Hoodie, now being advertised on a WordPress dashboard near you. She now undoubtedly joins the ranks of Claire Bennett, Buffy and Princess Leia in the gold bikini in the ranks of lusted after Geek Icons.

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Alicia: Hello? Is this the person that’s been calling me and hanging up for the past half hour?
Kurt: (hangs up)

[Ten minutes pass]

Kurt: HithisisKurtandI’minyoureconclass andiworkforaplaceandyourereallypretty andwouldyoumaybewanttobeamodelforus?
Alicia: Well, I guess I could do it. I’ve always wanted to jump start my modeling career!
Kurt: (Gulp)
Alicia: Who do you work for?
Kurt: WordPress
Alicia: Ooh…Sounds hot. What is that, like an underwear company?
Kurt: [faints]
Alicia: I’m gonna be a model!

[48 hours pass]

Alicia: Hello? Blogs? No, I’ve never heard of blogs, why does everyone keep asking me that?! No I don’t want to be on a panel at “Comic Con”, what the hell is “Comic Con?” Where did you get my number? It’s posted on the Something-what forums? You’re outside my where? Augh!!!!!!

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