Since we’re heading to the Bay Area soon for another Rifftrax Live, I thought I’d better work on my George Lucas impression.
Hmm? What do you think? I know I need to work on the hair. The hair’s tough, believe me. I tried clown white, no dice, so I dodged it in Photoshop. But that wave – man! It’s one of his most startling accomplishments. George has spent decades, millions of dollars, endless man-hours of engineering to get that hair that way.
I think I have the whole neck thing down cold, though.
What do you think? I need your help. What can I do to look more like George Lucas?
Thanks in advance.
*UPDATE – A CHALLENGE!*
Kevin, you have quickly and very decisively mastered George Lucas: Are you up to a little Proximo?
(Hint: The secret to looking like Oliver Reed? Drink 4 pints of Guinness every single morning whether you feel like it or not. Stick with it. You won’t look like Oliver Reed right away, but with commitment, late nights – with lots of Guinness chased down with Four Roses – and the accumulation of stout by-products in your skin folds, you will begin to see the resemblance.)
*CHALLENGE II: THE QUICKENING!*
Kevin, once you’re finished with Oliver Reed, try Billy “Tell Her About It” Joel on for size.
Feel free to steal the top of my head for Photoshopping purposes, in order to get properly receding hair.
ACCEPTANCE OF CHALLENGES 1 AND II: The Destruction of Jared Syn
Give me twelve hours and a bottle of Maker’s Mark.