Comments on: Boomer’s Movie Reviews

By: ambitiously stupid

ambitiously stupid — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:00:46 +0000

Was this how Boomer’s review was written?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=508550&in_page_id=1811

By: Fran in the Pan

Fran in the Pan — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:20:00 +0000

I think Boomer would appreciate this fellow reviewers take on “I Am Legend”…

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/15/film.savethepuppies.ap/index.html

By: Sampo

Sampo — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:22:53 +0000

Aw, sorry to hear it. My condolences. I never met him, but he was very photogenic, he was an excellent actor (he played a werewolf VERY well) and he was the answer to my favorite extremely obscure MST3K trivia question.

Has Boomer seen Dog of Flanders?

By: doggans

doggans — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:49:21 +0000

Starring, like (almost) all other Jay Ward adaptations, Brendan Fraser, who seeks wisdom from a former Python.

By: Brian O.

Brian O. — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:40:19 +0000

And what of the Garfield movies, or All Dogs Go To Heaven, or A Boy and his Dog?

And any thoughts on the inevitable “Dahhh, I liked the cartoon as a kid, I’m gonna make it into a live action movie!” movie version of “Peabody’s Improbable History”?

By: WaffleTron

WaffleTron — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:33:01 +0000

woops, its Mike Myers. I was thinking of The Grinch, methinks. …still…

By: WaffleTron

WaffleTron — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:32:02 +0000

I have to guess you and Boomer can both hat Jim Carey in “Cat in the Hat” together.

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:30:47 +0000

Underdog: Half a paw. Never anthropomorphize an already-intelligent creature.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an empty nut-sack to nibble on.

-Boomer.

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:28:20 +0000

Dear Robyn:

Don’t patronize the critic–wait, is that a Snausage? Never mind, I love you.

-Boomer

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:26:33 +0000

There are no bad dogs. Only bad parts.

-Boomer

By: Keenster86

Keenster86 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:20:49 +0000

WARNING ANOTHER SPOILER

I would think that the particular scene that Boomer mentions should provoke certain thoughts like “if I became a terrible mindless creature with no hope in this world… would Kevin graciously end my life?”…. I just don’t think Boomer thought it through is all.

By: CireDark

CireDark — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:45:54 +0000

Then we’d have to deal with the dozens of YouTube hivemind copies of anus licking as per Bills’ previous entry.

Let’s spare the world, shall we?

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:59:57 +0000

Boomer’s a Cocker first, critic second, Spaniel third.

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:59:12 +0000

Not traumatized, simply pissed.

-kwm

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:58:31 +0000

Humphrey headed to Valhalla a few months ago, thanks for asking, my man.

Boomer thought “Cats and Dogs” was trite and derivative.

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:56:57 +0000

Hey, I calls ‘em as I sees ‘em.

Boomer

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:56:34 +0000

Boomer hasn’t seen it, and I’m afraid to show him Sweet Sweetback for fear he’ll then want to bite ay random Van Peebles that walks by.

-kwm

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:55:26 +0000

Boomer has no intentions to star in any movies, in any fashion, anus licking or otherwise.

Hey, it’s not my decision, it’s his.

-kwm

By: Bill Corbett

Bill Corbett — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:29:53 +0000

“Bill Corbett with a youtube link of Boomer licking his anus in 3…2…”

Met the real life Boomer in person (well, dog) for the first time today. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute puppy. Friendly little guy too, despite his angry movie reviewing style.

As far as the YouTube link goes, I have nothing like that for Boomer. For Kevin, however… um, never mind.

By: Botchinator

Botchinator — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:11:36 +0000

Boomer is a bitter little dude.