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• 1 Rufus T. on Jan 15, 2008 at 7:56 am

  Thanks Johnny. But there is no need to point out the painfully obvious.

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• 2 Casey on Jan 15, 2008 at 7:58 am

  NO! that takes away the pleasure of us saying it for you…. now we have to stoop to agreeing with Rzeznik!

  great way to start the day.

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• 3 Botchinator on Jan 15, 2008 at 7:58 am

  Someone needs to let the 90s go.

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• 4 Mr. Slick on Jan 15, 2008 at 8:20 am

  Admitting it is half the solution. Suicide is the rest.

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• 5 Chris Fronczak on Jan 15, 2008 at 8:26 am

  I must be living under a rock… who’s this Rezeznik guy

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  Reply from Adam on January 15, 2008:

  (Former?) Goo Goo Dolls frontman. I hear tell he’s now judging rock bands on some reality show about rock bands, when really he could serve the American public better by just hanging around his house PLAYING Rock Band.

  Don’t get the PS2 version though, Johnny. No online multiplayer, for crying out loud!

  Incidentally, is this a real picture? It looks like one of Conan’s “If They Mated” photos.

• 6 Walter on Jan 15, 2008 at 10:06 am

  So he doesn’t wear undershirts?

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• 7 Tim on Jan 15, 2008 at 10:55 am

  Ah, Johnny Rzeznik…

  For a second I just thought Mischa Barton had really let herself go…

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• 8 NotMerrittStone on Jan 15, 2008 at 11:28 am

  It looks like the lovechild of Claire Danes, Jon Bon Jovi, and a Cabbage Patch Kid.

  But he won’t tell them your name.

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• 9 WaffleTron on Jan 15, 2008 at 12:21 pm

  I liked Cousin It more before he parted his hair revealing that hideous thing living underneath.

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• 10 Hugh on Jan 16, 2008 at 8:26 pm

  Best blog post of the year, I predict.

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• 11 Stephanie on Jan 18, 2008 at 10:15 pm

  I now think I understand why he doesn’t want the world to see him.

  The Goo Goo Dolls play at Red Rock Casino near me here in Vegas on New Years Eve, and they actually charge people like, $85 a ticket to see them. Yes, $85 bucks. I can see Cirque du Soleil people actually entertaining me for that kind of money!

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• 12 Jon on Jan 20, 2008 at 9:19 am

  That made me laugh on a number of levels. I’m from Buffalo, so you can imagine how much it upsets me that he’s basically our only ambassador to the world. Although we’re also known for horrendous sports teams and hot wings!

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• 13 the cool kids on Jan 20, 2008 at 10:21 pm

  so if hes that shitty why write about him …

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