Comments on: On to San Francisco!

By: LemSlaw

LemSlaw — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:47:32 +0000

Plans 5, 6, and 7 involved stealing underwear Plan 8 was bringing dead ferrets back to life, but since dead ferrets are better behaved then live ones…

By: Brian O.

Brian O. — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:57:17 +0000

Didn’t the first three involve collecting underpants?

By: Dallas

Dallas — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:39:39 +0000

Agreed; it was terrific! That bit with the can of gasoline and the ball and the string totally ruined my eyeliner. Only one problem: I was late coming in, due to a long line at the ladies’ room due to an overflowing toilet; any chance you could repeat what the first eight plans were?

By: J.D.

J.D. — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:04:51 +0000

Oh man, that was so much fun. I flew in from Colorado that morning, went to a couple meetings, got a haircut (the timing just kinda worked out that way), ate some raw fish, and somehow managed to stay awake for most of the jokes…it was great.

It was also weirdly emotional…you’ve all been voices inside my head since MST3K was on Comedy Central…and there you were in person! Freaky!

I mean, seriously, there is a sizable hunk of my brain that is entirely dedicated to your quips (right next to the part which stores the lyrics to all the 80s pop songs I hate.) When I’m old and senile, those quips will probably be the only part of my mind that still functions. Aah, Mitchell.

By: Brian O.

Brian O. — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:38:56 +0000

Dangit, wish I could afford to have gone down there, ahwell, maybe next time.

By: Lobo the Third

Lobo the Third — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:49:50 +0000

I was at the Castro Last night…oh my god were you guys hilarious. I mean, I knew I was in for a treat but I never thought that I would laugh as hard as I did. I think I was actually screaming at one point durring a gag about Tor Johnson’s neck folds. Best 25 bucks I’ve ever spent.

By: Kerrigan

Kerrigan — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:22:25 +0000

Hey! We only allow extra-squeaky-clean and sweet-smelling liberals in our lovely city, thank you very much!

By: John H.

John H. — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:54:43 +0000

Good job on attending Nikolas T! That way, all the guys there will catch your cold and gain immunity to the super-virus that will soon decimate human-kind!

By: Nikolas T.

Nikolas T. — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:22:58 +0000

My wife and I have colds but WE’RE GOING TO BE THERE ANYWAY!! We bought our tickets over a week ago and besides, we would never miss an opportunity like this. You’d pretty much have to cane me to keep me from going. I promise we will keep our sniffles to a minimum. See you there! Sign my breasts!

By: Rufus T.

Rufus T. — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:40:52 +0000

Break a leg Bill. (that’s theatre language for those of you that are wondering why I wish Bill bodily harm)

By: MSTJedi

MSTJedi — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:30:23 +0000

Feel Free to head south, guys. Like, say . . . I don’t know, Dallas, TX is a pretty central spot. That and I live there, so it’d be really great on my end.

By: Dallas

Dallas — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:41:09 +0000

In San Francisco? That’s every night, honey.

By: Walter

Walter — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:14:16 +0000

You are thinking of The Castrado-a fetish, gay nightclub.

By: wakachiwaka

wakachiwaka — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:03:13 +0000

True story: During a visit to Malaysia a few years back, I and my 2 traveling buddies stayed with some friends of his in their home. One night the 3 of us were out to the local hocker center with some other acquaintences. When we returned, I was the first one to reach the front gate, which sat just over a car’s length from the front entrance. At that spot I took a whiff of the air and smelled that familiar odor (sort of a cross between a bad gas leak, and that frozen chicken that someone let thaw just a little too long) and said, “Hey guys, I think we’re having durian for dessert.”

Sure enough, our hosts had gone out and bought a couple durian – They had stashed it away in the refrigerator AT THE VERY BACK OF THE HOUSE, hoping to surprise us with it, and had no idea whatsoever that the telltale odor would give the game away.

Man, that stuff stinks! Gives me gas, too.

By: wakachiwaka

wakachiwaka — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:51:59 +0000

Sure to be an even bigger success than last year’s “Swan About Town” event!

By: Dallas

Dallas — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:15:17 +0000

By the way, for those who are coming, I’d like to point out that San Francisco is having it’s annual Dine About Town Event (http://www.onlyinsanfrancisco.com/dineabouttown/), where restaurants that are much to nice for you offer special deals that even the plebiscite can afford. It is, as the lady said, a good thing.

By: Roper

Roper — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:30:40 +0000

Riffing on Dudley Manlove in San Francisco feels right. Who’ll be wearing the angora sweater?

By: Ninjew

Ninjew — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:23:49 +0000

You guys have to make a trip out east. It sucks without having live movie riffing in the garden stage.

New Jersey is intolerable enough as it is.

Or is that incontinent?

Well, parts of New Jersey smell like its incontinent.

Anyway, you guys need to make a trip out to the east coast and do this live.

By: Neb

Neb — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:23:08 +0000

Harumph. If you *were* coming to the city with the Space Needle, which you are *not* (harumph again), I would so be there, with or without fruit.

Seattle, guys. Sci-fi Museum! Flying fish! C’mon!

Bring the wife! Let’s do dinner (or supper or whatever they’re calling the evening meal these days).

I live a mere boat ride from the City of Starbucks and would totally brave the stormy seas to see you all do your thing live.

Break a leg in SF!

By: Eddie Colton

Eddie Colton — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:51:01 +0000

The Castro? Isn’t that a gay nightclub?