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January 25th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 16 Comments

A Slade Breakfast

…would like to wish us all good morning, and hopes that we’ll “Cum on and Have a Noo-trishus Brek-fist!”

I don’t think it’s a good idea to judge Slade’s motive on this, as they have been rocking consistently for forty years, and one might guess that a good breakfast is partly responsible. It might also be that eggs and bangers really sop up the gin. Whatever the motive, we all benefit from Slade’s advice.

Thank you, Slade.

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16 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Rob on Jan 25, 2008 at 6:36 am

    That looks like a perfectly balanced breakfast. Apart from the strawberries. And whatever the hell that green stuff is.

    Also, I see no bangers on that plate. Maybe they’re hiding under all the other meatstuffs.

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    Reply from Chris P. on January 25, 2008:

    I think the “green stuff” is Kale, which is used primarily as a garnish and therefore not among the more common breakfast selections in the colonies.

    In the UK however it is considered to be the secret to immortality when combined with gin, glam rock, general lack of sleep, and a high cholesterol, high calorie, low carbohydrate breakfast such as this.

    I’m pretty sure David Bowie swears by it.

  • 2 Onil on Jan 25, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Stupid heart disease! I wish I could still eat like that on a daily basis.

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  • 3 Botchinator on Jan 25, 2008 at 6:53 am

    By breakfast they mean lunch. These guys rock too hard to be up in time for a real breakfast. I think they’re advice has a lot of envy behind it.

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  • 4 SaucyRossy on Jan 25, 2008 at 8:27 am

    hmmm meat……

    what?

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  • 5 Mystok on Jan 25, 2008 at 9:47 am

    You call that a complete breakfast! Where is the hagis?! And where is the hossenpepper?!

    I guess I’ll have to “Run. Run, Away”. (groan)

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  • 6 Slade Rockfist on Jan 25, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    No fair stealing my first name!!!

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  • 7 BathTub on Jan 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Actually Noddy would love for you to eat some Fish and Chips.

    that’s a clip from Never Rewind the Buzzcocks. Actually the entire show is a laugh, Here is a link to the first section. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad-IzWbALzE

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  • 8 Zoyx on Jan 25, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Who can hate Slade. No one I tell you! Glorious…

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    Reply from Zoyx on January 25, 2008:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3wRFo8qtBw

  • 9 dignan on Jan 25, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Slade understands that after a bout of Night Starvation, it’s important to have a balanced breakfast before saying Gudbuy T’Jane and heading into work with My Friend Stan. How Does It Feel? My Oh My!

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  • 10 Mr. Slick on Jan 25, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    The guy on the bottom looks like a sad bunny

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  • 11 Edgewriter on Jan 26, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    What the? Slade stole my breakfast!

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  • 12 Geena on Jan 26, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    I never saw them as “gin people.” Hence the song, “Rum Rum Away.”

    Please don’t hit me.

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  • 13 Rob T Firefly on Jan 29, 2008 at 9:25 am

    The dude on the right has quite the flair-covered hat. Do you suppose the inside gets all pinchy?

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  • 14 KELLI on Feb 6, 2008 at 8:26 am

    i bet that hat is one of those hat w/ attached hair hats-you know-like those baseball hats w/ fake ponytails!

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