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• 1 Ninjew on Jan 31, 2008 at 7:58 pm

  They say that through the internet, EVERYONE will enjoy 15 minutes of fame.

  Not me.

  I couldn’t make it past the first 10 minutes of that movie…

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  Reply from MikeP on January 31, 2008:

  Aw, you ducked out before it got to the Dick in a Box part!

  Bill’s fondness of the piece cannot be properly understood unless you watch all the way to the “Dick in einem Kasten” section.

• 2 Yanni on Jan 31, 2008 at 8:05 pm

  I’d be pretty pissed too if Baron Samedi was hitting on my girl and ate my cereal.

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• 3 MikeP on Jan 31, 2008 at 8:06 pm

  I for one was pissed off when I tuned in to the Surreal Life only to find that Salvadore Dali wasn’t involved. Hey, I love washed-up celebrities as much as the next guy, but would it have killed them to melt Corey Feldman in a surrealistic fashion. (Note: this may have killed Feldman, but what is art without sacrifice?)

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  Reply from Bill Corbett on January 31, 2008:

  “would it have killed them to melt Corey Feldman in a surrealistic fashion.”

  They could have at least issued Flavor Flav an oversized melted clock to hang around his neck.

  Reply from MikeP on January 31, 2008:

  Or a melted Brigitte Nelson for around his… nevermind.

• 4 Onil on Jan 31, 2008 at 8:33 pm

  Not enough shadows. Still not gloomy enough. I felt that their souls were insufficiently black and wretched.

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  Reply from Bill Corbett on January 31, 2008:

  True, it probably could have used a pinch more Verzweiflung, and a dash more Trostlosigkeit.

  And an insane midget.

• 5 Mr. Slick on Jan 31, 2008 at 8:39 pm

  Well I hope the German government doesn’t censor their video like they did the orignal.
  Damn Germans!

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• 6 waffen on Feb 1, 2008 at 7:44 am

  Meine Seele ist jetzt schwarze als Nacht!

  Nein nicht wirklich aber ich scheine nicht, Ein zu haben.

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  Reply from waffen on February 1, 2008:

  Ich habe vergessen, hinzuzufügen, jetzt die Zeit auf Zahnrädern, die wir tanzen!

  Reply from Bill Corbett on February 1, 2008:

  Ah, good old Babelfish. Translates your 2nd reply as:

  “I forgot to add now the time on gear wheels, which we dance!”

  Reply from waffen on February 1, 2008:

  I couldn’t let any fake German TV show go without a Sprockets reference.

  “Now’s the time on Sprockets that we dance!”

  every time I use bablefish to translate german it always comes saying something about invading Poland….Strange, really

• 7 Michael on Feb 1, 2008 at 8:20 am

  Ugh that made my soul slump. I think I’m gonna go watch the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins to clense it.

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• 8 Veronica on Feb 1, 2008 at 10:51 am

  HA! Oh man, this brings back such crappy memories of art school film-majors.

  Be careful, when you make fun of them they get even moodier! And even MORE repressed!

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• 9 ldt on Feb 2, 2008 at 5:39 pm

  Dated instantly to this blank generation. How? By that guy with the chin-strap beard. Yesterday at the mall I saw a youth who’d addapted the Jeff Lynn of ELO look. What is going on ???!!

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