Comments on: The Perfect Crime http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:26:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: SarahCanuck http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3762 SarahCanuck Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:08:11 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3762 Dude! Transylvania university!!!!!! Now I can pull out my vampire costume from Halloween, use my really bad fake accent, go to university, and inform people with all honesty that I am from Transylvania! WOOO! Dude! Transylvania university!!!!!! Now I can pull out my vampire costume from Halloween, use my really bad fake accent, go to university, and inform people with all honesty that I am from Transylvania! WOOO!

]]> By: Conor Lastowka http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3748 Conor Lastowka Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:52:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3748 I have no idea. My friend said he found it on a legal blog, which evidently exist. I have no idea. My friend said he found it on a legal blog, which evidently exist.

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3724 QuackersnCheese Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:26:27 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3724 No no see I knew this would happen, Tranny or Tran U. shouldn't be confused with the above mentioned tran u. as Tran U. is nearly five blocks south of tran u. No no see I knew this would happen, Tranny or Tran U. shouldn’t be confused with the above mentioned tran u. as Tran U. is nearly five blocks south of tran u.

]]> By: QuackersnCheese http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3723 QuackersnCheese Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:24:34 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3723 Yes or better yet as a new episode of Monk. Yes or better yet as a new episode of Monk.

]]> By: Kleenex http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3717 Kleenex Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:41:10 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3717 Best legal document ever! Thanks Conor! Did this come from thesmokingun.com by any chance? Best legal document ever! Thanks Conor! Did this come from thesmokingun.com by any chance?

]]> By: Hannah http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3712 Hannah Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:26:06 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3712 My favorite part was that one of the four criminal masterminds had to stay at Tran U after the robbery to take an exam. I wonder what his grade was? My favorite part was that one of the four criminal masterminds had to stay at Tran U after the robbery to take an exam. I wonder what his grade was?

]]> By: Neb http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3686 Neb Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:48:59 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3686 Of course they were growing marijuana. I find this whole thing proof that weed does in fact impair your brain function. What a car full of clowns. Of course they were growing marijuana. I find this whole thing proof that weed does in fact impair your brain function. What a car full of clowns.

]]> By: remedies http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3685 remedies Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:32:55 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3685 tran u ≠ tranny u. the entrance exams are totally different. tran u ≠ tranny u. the entrance exams are totally different.

]]> By: wurwolf http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3684 wurwolf Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:41:13 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3684 Good lord, the Special Collections Librarian's name is Mrs. Gooch? She sounds like she came straight from a Don Knotts movie. Evidently, these things do write themselves, people. By the way, there is also a Transylvania county in western North Carolina. Good lord, the Special Collections Librarian’s name is Mrs. Gooch? She sounds like she came straight from a Don Knotts movie. Evidently, these things do write themselves, people.

By the way, there is also a Transylvania county in western North Carolina.

]]> By: MSTJedi http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3683 MSTJedi Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:26 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3683 Just as long as they don't get Dane Cook to star as the mastermind of the caper, I think it'd make a great movie. On the USA network. Premiering at 2am. Just as long as they don’t get Dane Cook to star as the mastermind of the caper, I think it’d make a great movie. On the USA network. Premiering at 2am.

]]> By: Yanni http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3680 Yanni Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:21:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3680 I'd love to see a horde of librarians chasing some guys dressed as old men across campus. I’d love to see a horde of librarians chasing some guys dressed as old men across campus.

]]> By: Conor Lastowka http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3678 Conor Lastowka Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:55:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3678 Nice. Nice.

]]> By: Ninjew http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3677 Ninjew Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:43:47 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3677 Or a Matt LeBlanc novel Or a Matt LeBlanc novel

]]> By: LemSlaw http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3676 LemSlaw Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:29:33 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3676 It reads almost like a Maurice Leblanc novel. It reads almost like a Maurice Leblanc novel.

]]> By: BoB3K http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3675 BoB3K Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:28:34 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3675 "Once the robbers had escaped, the police were called, but before the police could document the crime scene, some librarians collected the discarded objects and returned them to their proper places." “Once the robbers had escaped, the police were called, but before the police could document the
crime scene, some librarians collected the discarded objects and returned them to their proper places.”

]]> By: jazzmodeus http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/comment-page-1/#comment-3674 jazzmodeus Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:17:20 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/05/the-perfect-crime/#comment-3674 "the defendants produced an expert to testify that the stun pen used in this robbery — advertised as the “Black Cobra 150,000 Volt Stun Gun Pen” — is actually capable of producing no more than 8,000 volts (it is powered by two AAA batteries), and is therefore incapable of causing serious injury, unless it is, perhaps, poked directly into someone’s eye." Brilliant. “the defendants produced an expert to testify that the stun pen used in this robbery — advertised as the “Black Cobra 150,000 Volt Stun Gun Pen” — is actually capable of producing no more than 8,000 volts (it is powered by two AAA batteries), and is therefore incapable of causing serious injury, unless it is, perhaps, poked directly into someone’s eye.”

Brilliant.

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