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	<title>Comments on: Here, Mike. Might this work better for you?</title>
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		<title>By: kelli</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4146</link>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys could even flick us off if you wanted to-seriously! I would have no complaints about that one!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys could even flick us off if you wanted to-seriously! I would have no complaints about that one!!</p>
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		<title>By: Flint Ironstag</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4095</link>
		<dc:creator>Flint Ironstag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I watched the one with the bald dude all the way through... I think I was secretly hoping he&#039;d take off his skin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I watched the one with the bald dude all the way through&#8230; I think I was secretly hoping he&#8217;d take off his skin.</p>
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		<title>By: ShutterBun</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4072</link>
		<dc:creator>ShutterBun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 13:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks to you Bill, &quot;Thunder-coloned&quot; is now among a very exclusive group of words that has caused me to laugh out lout while reading a website.  (is there an abbreviation for that sort of phenomenon?  I&#039;m too old to know.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to you Bill, &#8220;Thunder-coloned&#8221; is now among a very exclusive group of words that has caused me to laugh out lout while reading a website.  (is there an abbreviation for that sort of phenomenon?  I&#8217;m too old to know.)</p>
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		<title>By: Booster2point0</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3997</link>
		<dc:creator>Booster2point0</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s an old fad on Youtube.

This is what&#039;s new now:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HmKTrIHQyCI</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s an old fad on Youtube.</p>
<p>This is what&#8217;s new now:</p>
<p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=HmKTrIHQyCI" rel="nofollow">http://youtube.com/watch?v=HmKTrIHQyCI</a></p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3870</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike, is there anywhere we &lt;i&gt;CAN&#039;T&lt;/i&gt; see Chris Collinsworth these days?  He&#039;s officially on every football studio show now.  I think he can bi-locate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike, is there anywhere we <i>CAN&#8217;T</i> see Chris Collinsworth these days?  He&#8217;s officially on every football studio show now.  I think he can bi-locate.</p>
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		<title>By: ldt</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3863</link>
		<dc:creator>ldt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WHAT is with the youth of today and their unfinished beards?  There&#039;s the Osama Bin Lincoln, the Chinese Chin-strap, the stripper-muff patch, and now this... The Ginger Fizzle.  Are there websited dedicated to these beards? Recently I saw a guy about 20 who looked like Jeff Lynn from ELO.  Where will it end?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHAT is with the youth of today and their unfinished beards?  There&#8217;s the Osama Bin Lincoln, the Chinese Chin-strap, the stripper-muff patch, and now this&#8230; The Ginger Fizzle.  Are there websited dedicated to these beards? Recently I saw a guy about 20 who looked like Jeff Lynn from ELO.  Where will it end?</p>
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		<title>By: Mephisto the Great</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3848</link>
		<dc:creator>Mephisto the Great</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At last count, at least three million male youth under fifteen years old. And that&#039;s just in the U.S. alone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At last count, at least three million male youth under fifteen years old. And that&#8217;s just in the U.S. alone.</p>
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		<title>By: R.A. Roth</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3834</link>
		<dc:creator>R.A. Roth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I stopped 37 seconds in, for parity sake, and was pleased at how quickly the time passed. His endless verbal pauses and self-conscious off camera stares were far less creepy than the Japanese girl&#039;s chronic case of ocular gigantism and bowing her lip over her teeth like a bemused lemur. However, his shirtlessness and Aryan nation shaved-head worry me to no end.

Randy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stopped 37 seconds in, for parity sake, and was pleased at how quickly the time passed. His endless verbal pauses and self-conscious off camera stares were far less creepy than the Japanese girl&#8217;s chronic case of ocular gigantism and bowing her lip over her teeth like a bemused lemur. However, his shirtlessness and Aryan nation shaved-head worry me to no end.</p>
<p>Randy</p>
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		<title>By: Fortis</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3826</link>
		<dc:creator>Fortis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So the shirtless guy with unpredictable bowel movements said that the story was &quot;not about the poop.&quot; But...I fail to see a hidden moral other than the obvious, don&#039;t go tree planting unless you have complete control over your bowels. 

This man is a living breathing cautionary tale to us all...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the shirtless guy with unpredictable bowel movements said that the story was &#8220;not about the poop.&#8221; But&#8230;I fail to see a hidden moral other than the obvious, don&#8217;t go tree planting unless you have complete control over your bowels. </p>
<p>This man is a living breathing cautionary tale to us all&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Bill Corbett</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3825</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill Corbett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* Kevin</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* Kevin</p>
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		<title>By: Walter</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3823</link>
		<dc:creator>Walter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anyone really expect to see a topless girl on YouTube?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anyone really expect to see a topless girl on YouTube?</p>
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		<title>By: Mephisto the Great</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3817</link>
		<dc:creator>Mephisto the Great</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had never seen this creepy anime girl before, and I am grateful. I genuinely thought she was going to scream or, at the very least, split her head open to reveal a flaming skull.

I think it&#039;s because she reminds me of the ghost girl from The Grudge. Or maybe it&#039;s because she refuses to take her top off. Who knows?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had never seen this creepy anime girl before, and I am grateful. I genuinely thought she was going to scream or, at the very least, split her head open to reveal a flaming skull.</p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s because she reminds me of the ghost girl from The Grudge. Or maybe it&#8217;s because she refuses to take her top off. Who knows?</p>
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		<title>By: Courtney</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3811</link>
		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, no joke, I am at this very moment wearing three shirts.  And it&#039;s a light day.  I have been known to wear upwards of fourteen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, no joke, I am at this very moment wearing three shirts.  And it&#8217;s a light day.  I have been known to wear upwards of fourteen.</p>
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		<title>By: Bill Corbett</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3802</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill Corbett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;This includes Chris Hansen-bait Asian girl person Mike posted, this guy, myself, and you Bill.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

Fear not, Courtney.  I&#039;m wearing a minimum of nine shirts at any given moment.  &lt;i&gt;Minimum.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8220;This includes Chris Hansen-bait Asian girl person Mike posted, this guy, myself, and you Bill.&#8221;</i></p>
<p>Fear not, Courtney.  I&#8217;m wearing a minimum of nine shirts at any given moment.  <i>Minimum.</i></p>
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		<title>By: Onil</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3799</link>
		<dc:creator>Onil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I get more of a Michael Stipe vibe from him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get more of a Michael Stipe vibe from him.</p>
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		<title>By: Onil</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3798</link>
		<dc:creator>Onil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some observations:

- I like his SpiderMan bedspread.  
- &#039;Sup, J-Root.  Double Douche, you know who you are.  Flim Flam, ChimChim, represent!
- If you read this, your grandma will die.  Unless you forward this video to ten people.
-Shouldn&#039;t he be training Iraqis so they can start standing up and we can start stepping down already?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some observations:</p>
<p>- I like his SpiderMan bedspread.<br />
- &#8216;Sup, J-Root.  Double Douche, you know who you are.  Flim Flam, ChimChim, represent!<br />
- If you read this, your grandma will die.  Unless you forward this video to ten people.<br />
-Shouldn&#8217;t he be training Iraqis so they can start standing up and we can start stepping down already?</p>
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		<title>By: Beautiful Mind</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3796</link>
		<dc:creator>Beautiful Mind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have noted a certain scatalogical bent to a few posts around here.  The poop poem, poop coffee, and now this poop video.  Perhaps a doodie related site belongs on the blog roll?  Try googling up one of those without giving yourself nightmares!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have noted a certain scatalogical bent to a few posts around here.  The poop poem, poop coffee, and now this poop video.  Perhaps a doodie related site belongs on the blog roll?  Try googling up one of those without giving yourself nightmares!</p>
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		<title>By: Kleenex</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3795</link>
		<dc:creator>Kleenex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just found proof of my above statement.  Okay, the guy isn&#039;t Japanese but tell me this isn&#039;t completely off the creepy charts.

http://www.youtube.com/profile_video_blog?sid=00FD45948C59005A&amp;id=0CF7B8AA423771D4</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just found proof of my above statement.  Okay, the guy isn&#8217;t Japanese but tell me this isn&#8217;t completely off the creepy charts.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile_video_blog?sid=00FD45948C59005A&amp;id=0CF7B8AA423771D4" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/profile_video_blog?sid=00FD45948C59005A&amp;id=0CF7B8AA423771D4</a></p>
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		<title>By: Kleenex</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3794</link>
		<dc:creator>Kleenex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I figured out the anime chick.  It&#039;s that new &#039;staring fetish&#039; craze that&#039;s sweeping the globe.  Japanese businessmen pay hansomely for videos of that stuff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I figured out the anime chick.  It&#8217;s that new &#8217;staring fetish&#8217; craze that&#8217;s sweeping the globe.  Japanese businessmen pay hansomely for videos of that stuff.</p>
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		<title>By: NotMerrittStone</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/06/here-mike-might-this-work-better-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-3793</link>
		<dc:creator>NotMerrittStone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s videos like these that keep me thankful that I live here in this futuristic age.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s videos like these that keep me thankful that I live here in this futuristic age.</p>
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