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	<title>Comments on: My gift: a relaxing meditation for you.</title>
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		<title>By: Grenville Station Gift Baskets</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-13125</link>
		<dc:creator>Grenville Station Gift Baskets</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bill, this is certainly an interesting meditation.  I tried it twice, and didn&#039;t feel any relaxation...most confusion :) But on the third try, I guess I settled in and it was working! Thanks, James...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill, this is certainly an interesting meditation.  I tried it twice, and didn&#8217;t feel any relaxation&#8230;most confusion <img src='http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  But on the third try, I guess I settled in and it was working! Thanks, James&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: gifts</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-9980</link>
		<dc:creator>gifts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 10:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It seems to be confusing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems to be confusing.</p>
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		<title>By: kelli</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4520</link>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BILL! Look at what you did to your poor wife!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BILL! Look at what you did to your poor wife!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!</p>
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		<title>By: Geena</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4428</link>
		<dc:creator>Geena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Word of advice, Bill. When you&#039;re searching for inspiration for new meditation affirmations, maybe repeat viewings of Phase IV is not the way to go.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Word of advice, Bill. When you&#8217;re searching for inspiration for new meditation affirmations, maybe repeat viewings of Phase IV is not the way to go.</p>
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		<title>By: Virginia Corbett</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4283</link>
		<dc:creator>Virginia Corbett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is what I live with, people.  Every Day.  

EEeew, Bill.  Eeeew.

Now I have to go scrub the base of my neck right between my shoulder blades.  It&#039;s all creepy crawly now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what I live with, people.  Every Day.  </p>
<p>EEeew, Bill.  Eeeew.</p>
<p>Now I have to go scrub the base of my neck right between my shoulder blades.  It&#8217;s all creepy crawly now.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave-o</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4251</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave-o</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NICE! same here! thank you pee wee&#039;s big adventure</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NICE! same here! thank you pee wee&#8217;s big adventure</p>
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		<title>By: wakachiwaka</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4237</link>
		<dc:creator>wakachiwaka</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh - &lt;i&gt;Dune&lt;/i&gt;.  I loved it when Peter Puppy on &lt;i&gt;Earthworm Jim&lt;/i&gt; always covered his eyes and quoted that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh &#8211; <i>Dune</i>.  I loved it when Peter Puppy on <i>Earthworm Jim</i> always covered his eyes and quoted that.</p>
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		<title>By: Neb</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4226</link>
		<dc:creator>Neb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This must be the lesser of two weevils?

*ducks and runs*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This must be the lesser of two weevils?</p>
<p>*ducks and runs*</p>
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		<title>By: kelli</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4224</link>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love Nirvana-they rock big time!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love Nirvana-they rock big time!!</p>
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		<title>By: Adam White</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4222</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DARN IT, why did I click!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DARN IT, why did I click!?</p>
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		<title>By: Mephisto the Great</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4203</link>
		<dc:creator>Mephisto the Great</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I take it that your skeletonized corpse--and hundreds of bloated, satiated weevils--is a good sign of Nirvana?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I take it that your skeletonized corpse&#8211;and hundreds of bloated, satiated weevils&#8211;is a good sign of Nirvana?</p>
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		<title>By: Rufus T.</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4200</link>
		<dc:creator>Rufus T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m allergic to boll weevils. :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m allergic to boll weevils. <img src='http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Finchstalker</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4199</link>
		<dc:creator>Finchstalker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those are some of the cutest bugs I have ever seen, and yet somehow I am still mildly uncomfortable after that...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those are some of the cutest bugs I have ever seen, and yet somehow I am still mildly uncomfortable after that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Yanni</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4197</link>
		<dc:creator>Yanni</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You should write a meditation guidebook, Bill. You could make millions!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should write a meditation guidebook, Bill. You could make millions!</p>
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		<title>By: Sue</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4196</link>
		<dc:creator>Sue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m confused.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m confused.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Jane Seymour Medicine Quinn</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4192</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jane Seymour Medicine Quinn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bill,  No way.

&quot;Hear Boll weevil, don&#039;t you
See boll weevil, don&#039;t you
Lay boll weevil down on me
Speak boll weevil, don&#039;t you
Think boll weevil, don&#039;t you
Play boll weevil, &#039;cause I&#039;m free.&quot;

(My brother and I sang this when we were kids.  Thank you, Twisted Sister, &quot;Burn in Hell&quot;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill,  No way.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hear Boll weevil, don&#8217;t you<br />
See boll weevil, don&#8217;t you<br />
Lay boll weevil down on me<br />
Speak boll weevil, don&#8217;t you<br />
Think boll weevil, don&#8217;t you<br />
Play boll weevil, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m free.&#8221;</p>
<p>(My brother and I sang this when we were kids.  Thank you, Twisted Sister, &#8220;Burn in Hell&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>By: kelli</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4188</link>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel relaxed-I am at ease! Thanks to you, Bill! = )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel relaxed-I am at ease! Thanks to you, Bill! = )</p>
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		<title>By: Ninjew</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4182</link>
		<dc:creator>Ninjew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bill, I refuse to read any of your cotton picking blogs anymore...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill, I refuse to read any of your cotton picking blogs anymore&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Raistlan</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4173</link>
		<dc:creator>Raistlan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, no, no:

The Maiger is the mindkiller.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2003/RoyTiger.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, no, no:</p>
<p>The Maiger is the mindkiller.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2003/RoyTiger.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2003/RoyTiger.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: Adam White</title>
		<link>http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/11/my-gift-a-relaxing-meditation-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-4171</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I will not fear.
Fear is the mindkiller.
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration...

... I think i&#039;m doing this wrong!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will not fear.<br />
Fear is the mindkiller.<br />
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; I think i&#8217;m doing this wrong!</p>
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