After my stunning declaration that I am not now nor have never been Canadian frontman Randy Bachman, the images of people who don’t remotely resemble me in any way have been rolling in. ResembleFest (I created that title) is underway! Hundreds (dozens) of you have sent in images of people that you certainly don’t think look like me, and I’ll try like hell to prove that for the top selections. Here’s an example to illustrate what ResembleFest (the word that I created, mind you) is all about:
Thanks to Ninjew and Chaos (not their real names, God willing) for contending that I look nothing like George Carlin, and even with my best efforts, disembaldening and enhugenating my forehead, dammit, they’re right!
I’m off to San Diego to help lay down some new Rifftrax this week, so we’ll be taking your suggestions all week here at ResembleFest (a term I heard somebody else use, then I invented it). Next Wednesday, February 20th, I’ll post the top five (George is already one of them) and pick an all-round winner. So keep those resemblances coming folks, and remember, none of ‘em look a damn thing like me!







20 responses so far ↓
1 kelli on Feb 12, 2008 at 8:46 am
nope-you don’t look a think like him!!
2 Mr. Slick on Feb 12, 2008 at 9:48 am
Kevin, you don’t look that much like George Carlin, you don’t have the “Are you gonna smoke that?” look down. Keep tryin!
3 Kip on Feb 12, 2008 at 10:18 am
you do kind of look like hair product wizard Paul Mitchell, though. “Green grapes? No green wine. Weird….” (Rick Moranis Carlin impersonation)
4 Michael on Feb 12, 2008 at 10:47 am
Wait I’m a bit confused by this. If we say that Kevin looks nothing like a person, he will then post a side by side pic to prove he doesn’t? So if I say Kevin doesn’t look like Hannah Montana he will try to prove that?
5 kelli on Feb 12, 2008 at 11:13 am
Oh-Kevin does not look like Britney Spears! Let’s see that one!!
6 Adam White on Feb 12, 2008 at 11:42 am
I posted this in the original but perhaps I should bring it to the most up to date one? I think you don’t look like a less bearded Glenn Close in Hook.
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/character/male/hookgc.htm
7 Walter on Feb 12, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I don’t even know why someone would say you looked like him.
8 Walter on Feb 12, 2008 at 12:26 pm
You also don’t look like David Morse
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/669978.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19332EFD823EFD41CFD5966EEE0C70269C2284831B75F48EF45
9 Adam Electric on Feb 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm
you definitly do not look like dave grohl from the foo fighters:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/79/kevinfoold1.gif
10 Adam Electric on Feb 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm
this one is a stretch….
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7415/scottyok8.gif
11 MikeP on Feb 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm
All I can say is, thank goodness you don’t look anything like me.
12 Virginia Corbett on Feb 12, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Kevin – I didn’t know your hair could do that! But seeing as that’s not you, I guess your hair doesn’t do that. I’m so confused.
13 Clint on Feb 12, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Alright this has gone on long enough. Just put up a picture of Mick Fleetwood and call it a day!
14 Roper on Feb 12, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I’ll second the fact that you look nothing like Paul Giamatti. http://www.poster.net/giamatti-paul/giamatti-paul-photo-paul-giamatti-6227177.jpg
15 Jade Gryphon on Feb 12, 2008 at 11:13 pm
You look nothing like Jim Henson?
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/9/95/Henson.jpg/300px-Henson.jpg
16 Beautiful Mind on Feb 13, 2008 at 12:41 am
Gotta re-enter my plugs for two Dans:
Haggerty
http://proplayersassociation.org/myPictures/Dan%20Haggerty%20&%20Shark.jpg
and Fogelberg
http://www.yourdotcombusiness.com/caribou/images/phoenix1.jpg
In fact, why not try for a Fogelberg/Weisberg combo!
http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B0000025D3.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
17 kelli on Feb 13, 2008 at 8:41 am
Come on-what would be cooler than dressing as a clue character!?!?! seriously??
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/530
make this clue geek happy!! = )
18 Lord-z on Feb 13, 2008 at 9:49 am
Kevin, you don’t look a damn thing like Steven Spielberg. There, I said it.
19 Dan on Feb 17, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Kevin, you don’t look like soft rock maverick Michael McDonald
http://www.sironaknight.com/mdon82.gif
20 Chiliking20 on Feb 19, 2008 at 6:06 am
Kevin
You do not look like William H Macy
(well maybe a little)
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/w/william_macy/thumbnails/tn2_william_h_%20macy_4.jpg
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