Pictured above is the actor who plays Commander Locke in The Matrix Reloaded, after spending 15 seconds trying to comprehend the plot of The Matrix Reloaded. Don’t let this be you.
Warning - Plot of Matrix Sequel Ahead!
February 14th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 14 Comments
Tags: RiffTrax
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1 Barry on Feb 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm
That’s nothing compared to what he looks like after watching Matrix Revolutions, where he realizes that the hours upon hours of philosophical debate he engaged in with his friends after seeing Reloaded meant absolutely nothing, because Revolutions was little more than a shoot-em-up on the big screen.
Oh, wait, no, I was describing myself there. Sorry!
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2 Michael on Feb 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Oh man I can’t wait for this. Just to hear the guys riffing during the tribal drum gathering/ creepy sex scene with neo and trinity.
Matrix Revolutions was worse though. The only good part of it was before it started a fight broke out because some people wouldn’t shut up during the triva questions on the screen. Now that’s class.
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3 Luke on Feb 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm
The only problem with riffing on The Matrix Reloaded is that, you know, you have to watch The Matrix Reloaded.
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Reply from Michael on February 14, 2008:
Oh, I wouldn’t say that’s the only problem with The Matrix Reloaded.
Definitely a big problem, just not the only one.
4 captian phil on Feb 14, 2008 at 3:20 pm
look like another movie i’m gonna have to buy now thanks guys
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5 Natureboy (Ken) on Feb 14, 2008 at 3:33 pm
It could be worse, they could have chosen a Jean Claude Van Damme movie.
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6 Mr. Mason on Feb 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm
IT’S ABOUT TIME.
I can already feel the phantom tears in my eyes from how hard I’ll be laughing at the Architect scene with the accompanying Rifftrax.
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7 Eddie Colton on Feb 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Ridiculous slander! The Matrix Reloaded doesn’t have a plot.
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8 Cornjob on Feb 14, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Ahh… Matrix Reloaded. Thank you and your pale Edgar Winter impersonators with dreadlocks for finally opening my eyes to exactly how crappy your film series is (including the highly overrated, and already incredibly dated first film). You saved me from having to buy two more DVD’s and purged the original offender from my collection. I think I started getting annoyed by the first few minutes of the film, was completely lost by Morpheus’s hilarious speech, and watched the “cave rave” scene just wishing that they would all be overcome by the toxic fumes that would most definitely have been rising from the exposed molten lava pits. By the time the big multi-Agent Smith fight came I was laughing my pants off at the horrible computer generated characters that looked less realistic than some Xbox games of the time.
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9 Minnesota on Feb 16, 2008 at 12:46 am
Has the look of a man that just downed a case of Milwaukee’s Best
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10 John H. on Feb 16, 2008 at 2:17 am
I want to see the guys’ reactions to the Burly Brawl. And the Twins. And that French guy. And EVERYTHING ELSE. Gah that movie sucked!
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11 Geena on Feb 16, 2008 at 12:40 pm
He looks more like he’s trying to fake a smile as the Wachowskis corner him at a party and summarize the plot of the Matrix sequels for him.
And he’s probably thinking, “At least after I’m done with this turkey, I’ve got a gig on that new Commander In Chief series. I’m sure that’ll work out great.”
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12 Brian O. on Feb 16, 2008 at 2:36 pm
It’s made of PEOPLE!
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13 Daddy-O on Feb 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Ya know, I couldn’t help seeing the ad on the side of this page asking who’s hotter? The Zac Efron guy looks to be getting warmed up for some serious armpit farting. Is that hot?
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