Our last two posts, while funny, have been a tad risque for the Rifftrax blog.
So I thought it best that we all remember our basic sense of innocence and wonder, by enjoying this picture of Joey Pantoliano. Please come back with me to a time when dreams were real; when childlike joy filled our hearts…
31 responses so far ↓
1 SEISMIC on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:52 am
Thanks for the good clean love Bill!!
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2 Axnollouse on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:52 am
Is he going to yell at everyone for blowing this up or chasing after a leather clad Ben Afflack?
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Reply from Adam on February 21, 2008:
No; if past posts are any indication, he just wanted to say good night to us.
3 Tim on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:59 am
Joey Pants there looks like the photographer asked him to say “Dogballs” right before taking the picture.
Also, Bill, please do not underestimate the risqué-ness of Joe Pantoliano. He’s banned in certain states.
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4 Michael on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:12 am
I wish I could pull off the pink tie look, weird little hat look.
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Reply from Rob T Firefly on February 21, 2008:
I’ll just bet he deeply loathes whoever gave him that non-pinstriped tie.
5 ChrisP on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:12 am
I don’t know about “Mr. Pants” being any less risque than the last two posts. Isn’t he like a pagan fertility god or something? And does this relate to his expulsion from the aforementioned states?
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6 dignan on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:13 am
Francis Fratelli!
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Reply from Rob T Firefly on February 21, 2008:
Jump rope!
Jump rope!!
7 SaucyRossy on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:15 am
There is something about the scene in the first matrix where he is eating steak and there is a close up of him eating said steak that i don’t know…..makes me want to vomit?
Too bad you weren’t on that Rifftrax Bill!
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Reply from SEISMIC on February 21, 2008:
Yeah-I think it’s the drooling!
8 Barry on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:36 am
Remember, every steak that Joe Pantoliano eats is juicy and delicious.
How’s that for risqué?
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9 SaucyRossy on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:54 am
Resemble fest part two.
[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4535/corbettisjpantsut4.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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10 SaucyRossy on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:54 am
Resemble Fest part two!
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4535/corbettisjpantsut4.jpg
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11 Mr. Slick on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Does Sam Jackson know he stole his hat?!
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12 Botchinator on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:03 pm
But didn’t he brutally whack people of the sopranos?
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13 MikeP on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Bill Corbett in no way looks like Joey Pants. Nope. No resemblance there at all. Move along.
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14 SarahCanuck on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Looks like an annoyed squirrel. In a goofy hat. Which is, perhaps, why the squirrel is annoyed.
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15 Courtney on Feb 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Joey Pants is pure and wholesome. However he mildly resembles that filthy harlot Clint Howard.
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16 Kevin Murphy on Feb 21, 2008 at 2:20 pm
What? WHAT?! Oh, Come on, Bill, It’s the name of a town! A town, Bill! What’d you think I… OH GOD, BILL! No! How could I… Bill! Come on! Please, what kind of a… Wow. Everything turns to pure filth in your hands.
-kwm
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Reply from Shawn on February 21, 2008:
And everyone knows Dogballs are a Korean dish - what’s risque about that?
Reply from Bill Corbett on February 21, 2008:
“Everything turns to pure filth in your hands.”
That’s why they call me Filth Midas.
17 R.A. Roth on Feb 21, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Dogballs, Octopus balls??
Me thinks someone has a fetish centered on creatures with a number of legs that, when divided by 4, gives you a whole number.
Just sick!
Randy
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Reply from Shawn on February 22, 2008:
No, I just think that dogs and octopi are tasty, is all. Dogs are just lucky that they’re more gregarious/furry/cuddly than octopi, and can acheive actual invisibility rather than the pseudo-invisibility of an octopus’ camoflage. Otherwise, man, I’d be getting dogballs by the dozen in those Dunkin’ Donuts Munchkin boxes.
18 Aaron on Feb 21, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I know this has nothing to do with the post and i do not know if someone has already stated it, but if one searches “Big Face” on Google images, Mike Nelson is the 4th entry of over 39,000,000 hits.
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Reply from Mike Nelson on February 21, 2008:
But in my face’s defense, this is number one.
http://www.sheylara.com/images/061209browneyes1.jpg
Reply from Kleenex on February 21, 2008:
That’s a big face all right. I sense a series of strangely popular YouTube videos coming.
Reply from Aaron on February 22, 2008:
Touche Mike, Touche, and Kleenex, I sincerely hope you are wrong about the videos….
Reply from Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on February 22, 2008:
Ok Mike, i call you teenage girl and raise you a Al Gore.
http://www.climate-change-solutions.co.uk/images/al_gore.jpg
19 Chris on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:19 pm
What kind of perv Google-images “Big Face”? That’s just, that’s just disgusting, Aaron…
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Reply from Aaron on February 22, 2008:
To tell the absolute truth Chris, I was curious as to where Mikes face would show up if I searched “Big Face.”
-I mean we all know Mikes face would be there somewhere, I was just wondering where.
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