Here it is. In case you didn’t know, or had just lost interest in it until recently and were wondering where it is. Who knew? It’s about sixty miles west of St. John’s, just off the Trans-Canada Highway on the scenic Baccalieu Trail. It’s small, but quite pretty, and a pleasant distraction from the usual highway grind. Enjoy!
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1 Jacobi on Feb 21, 2008 at 9:31 am
I would just like you to know, SIR, that I had just refreshed this page after commenting on an earlier post. I was about to turn off my computer and eat lunch, when I find myself on the floor convulsing with laughter. This is your fault, SIR.
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Reply from Jacobi on February 21, 2008:
Also, I would like to say that I now have plans this summer to attend the Dildo Days festival and celebrate this town’s rich heritage. I’ve heard it’s easy to spot whales off of Dildo Island as well.
2 Ninjew on Feb 21, 2008 at 9:38 am
Kevin, I’m sorry. I’ve got you beat.
You haven’t truely enjoyed a vacation, until you come here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=fucking,+germany&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=YJF&start=20&sa=N
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3 Ninjew on Feb 21, 2008 at 9:40 am
The most “direct” route to the link is:
http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/21/i-found-it-its-in-newfoundland/#respond
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4 Ninjew on Feb 21, 2008 at 9:48 am
Okay, I’ve got a crappy computer, that doesn’t know how to cut and paste properly.
It must have come from the town in Germany of which I have been speaking:
http://www.tourmycountry.com/austria/fucking.htm
THIS is the place to go…
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5 SEISMIC on Feb 21, 2008 at 9:55 am
I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack adn my cube neighbor came over to see what was going on. I showed her the pic and now she wants it for her bathroom to make her friends laugh! The laughs are spreading-that is for sure!
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6 Rob T Firefly on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:01 am
If I owned one of those, and I were in that area, I would be duty-bound to duct-tape it to that sign right where the arrow is pointing and take many photos.
Sure, I’d probably end up having to register whenever I move house for the rest of my life, but it’d be so worth it.
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Reply from SEISMIC on February 21, 2008:
How true- it would be worth it!!
7 Bill Corbett on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:05 am
If you like Dildo, you might also enjoy Rectum (Netherlands):
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Reply from ChrisP on February 21, 2008:
I can just imagine the look a travel agent would give you if you booked a trip here.
“Let me see if I get this straight, you want to visit where?”
“Well sir, according to most medical professionals, you should do that at least once a year after turning forty.”
Reply from gammer on February 21, 2008:
Rectum?!?!?
Damn near Killed ‘em!!
Reply from Kevin Murphy on February 21, 2008:
Very nice, Bill.
To quote the old joke: “Rectum? Damn Near killed ‘em!”
8 SEISMIC on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:08 am
Maybe you should go visit both in one day!!!
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9 Botchinator on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:12 am
damnit
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10 LemSlaw on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:19 am
I think they need to build the world’s biggest something to attract tourists. But I can’t think of anything.
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Reply from Chris T. on February 21, 2008:
…Really?
Reply from LemSlaw on February 22, 2008:
Took me awhile, but the world’s biggest Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 toy seems like a good fit.
11 ChrisP on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:57 am
I’m sure that women there are quite satisfied with the living arrangements. But I have a feeling that finding “D” cell batteries in the local shops might pose a problem for tourists.
Just something to keep in mind if you plan on visiting.
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12 NotMerrittStone on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:20 am
I’ve been to Newfoundland. They need to pluralize that sign.
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13 Fran in the Pan on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:53 am
So I think someone needs to arrange a XXX town world tour, huh? That’d be one interesting group of tourists, that’s for sure.
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Reply from SEISMIC on February 21, 2008:
Yeah-on a weiner(I mean hotdog pervs!!) shaped car!!
14 Mr. Slick on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Hmmm I’ve seen a bigger dildo in the White House. Of course that was a while ago but now his wife is trying to get the office so he may be back.
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15 MikeP on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:10 pm
The text on this job postings page is priceless:
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16 Walter on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm
What about F***ing, Austria?
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=here+there&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
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Reply from Walter on February 21, 2008:
wrong link
http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=fucking&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=42.310334,65.390625&ie=UTF8&ll=48.067584,12.862458&spn=0.004373,0.007982&z=17
Reply from Ninjew on February 21, 2008:
You’re about 11 posts too late on that one.
17 Tim D on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:59 pm
And where do we go from…… HERE? (See website… an oldie but a goodie)
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Reply from Tim D on February 21, 2008:
http://www.grupthink.com/answer/4018
18 RiffLover on Feb 21, 2008 at 3:21 pm
You just HAD to use the words “highway grind”, didn’t you, Kevin?
Thank you. I will now forego my banana split dessert this evening.
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19 Dave-o on Feb 21, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Ah dear friends, i give you the list of dirty named cities: (plus an explanation for the little town in Austria as well) just scroll down a little on the page.
http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/t201682-austrian-town-name-warning-dorty-werdz.html
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20 Beautiful Houndstooth on Feb 21, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Newfoundland huh? I don’t know what it is about the place but I find myself REALLY wishing it was closer!
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21 Chris on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I get the feeling a Rifftrax field trip is in order. Who’s with me? First stop, Rectum!
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