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• 1 MikeP on Feb 22, 2008 at 7:16 pm

  Where does he get those sad little hats?

  Still, how can you not feel good about Joey Pants? His warmth and humanity practically oozes from the picture.

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  Reply from killeroo on February 22, 2008:

  He gets his cranial coverings at hats.com of course.

  Reply from MikeP on February 22, 2008:

  Touche, killeroo. Touche.

• 2 Virginia Corbett on Feb 22, 2008 at 7:43 pm

  (heard in the Corbett household this evening)

  V: Honey….. it’s late, come to bed…..

  B: Be right there, I’m still working.

  V: Are you still posting pictures of Joey Pants down there?

  B: ………………..no…

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  Reply from Bill Corbett on February 22, 2008:

  …I’ll be right up, Joey!

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  I mean… Honey.

  Reply from Ninjew on February 22, 2008:

  Bill, YOU may be interested, but when are you going to realise that Virginia just can’t get into Joey’s pants?

  Reply from SEISMIC on February 25, 2008:

  Virginia-
  atleast he isn’t a drug addict,..or is he?!?!??!?!

• 3 Yanni on Feb 22, 2008 at 8:04 pm

  I think we’re going to have to add Joey Pants to the blogroll

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• 4 Barry on Feb 22, 2008 at 8:21 pm

  The Matrix is gonna be on AMC tomorrow night, hosted by none other than Joey Pants.

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• 5 Hannah on Feb 22, 2008 at 8:26 pm

  He’s happy again! Welcome back, Joey Pants!

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• 6 Hugh on Feb 22, 2008 at 8:32 pm

  Bill, stop trying to distract people from the real issues. How do you account for this? You’re breaking my heart, man. Not even Joey Pants can mend it.

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  Reply from MikeP on February 22, 2008:

  Not even Joey Pants can mend it.

  Dude, that’s just crazy talk. Step away from the ledge, think Pantsy thoughts, and soon all that Joey goodness will fill your heart with hope again.

  Reply from Hugh on February 22, 2008:

  Okay, okay… you’re right. I’m sorry. I… I overreacted.

  Reply from Bill Corbett on February 23, 2008:

  “Bill, stop trying to distract people from the real issues. How do you account for this? You’re breaking my heart, man.”

  Ah, you’re on to us. Well, you might as well tell us your future plans right now, so we can pre-copy them.

  “Not even Joey Pants can mend it.”

  Hugh, my lad, you underestimate the healing power of Mr. Pants. Give over. Give over and let the healing begin.

  Reply from Hugh on February 23, 2008:

  I’m, uh… planning on riffing Dune next.

  Yeah! Yeah, that’s the ticket…

  Reply from SEISMIC on February 25, 2008:

  LOL hamburglar!!!! hee hee,..what,…what did you say?!?!

• 7 Chris D. on Feb 22, 2008 at 8:32 pm

  A Joey Pants encore! Bravo Joe! Bravo!

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• 8 Adam on Feb 22, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  Man, look how happy he is. That’s awesome. I’m just glad Joey Pants is out there doing what he does.

  I’m not even kidding. Something about this picture just fills me with good will for the guy. I think it’s the combination of the large bowtie and the hat.

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• 9 bob the hog on Feb 22, 2008 at 9:10 pm

  He resembles the squirrel and the acorn.

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• 10 The elusive Robert Denby on Feb 22, 2008 at 11:15 pm

  Not all Pantolianos are so happy.

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• 11 Mr. Slick on Feb 22, 2008 at 11:19 pm

  You are very wise Joey

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• 12 mathey on Feb 22, 2008 at 11:28 pm

  Pants Fact: Joe Pantoliano was born in Hoboken, New Jersey!

  Pants Fact: He is apparently of Italian descent!

  Pants Fact: He played Francis Fratelli in The Goonies, a film in which his character fell on a log and hurt his crotch! I remember laughing and laughing at that scene when I was a kid. Ah. The good old days. Sometimes I can still remember laughter.

  Pants Fact: He has his own line of optical frames!

  Pants Fact: It’s like 1:30 in the morning!

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  Reply from Hugh on February 23, 2008:

  Joey is from New Jersey? Then I apologize for doubting my brother-in-filth.

• 13 Courtney on Feb 22, 2008 at 11:37 pm

  Italians do not generally wear Kangol hats. As an Italian, I am sick of this stereotype, and by stereoytype, I mean LL Cool J and Joey Pants and no one else.

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  Reply from Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on February 23, 2008:

  Courtney, Cara Mia, you maka me feela bad, alla da men ina ma familiglia we where da Kangol hats. Deya keep da suna outa da eyes as we pick our tomatoes ana grapes for da vino.

  Aaron, family from Calabria

  Reply from Onil on February 23, 2008:

  What about driving around in IROCs and wearing track suits? Can we still run with those stereotypes?

  Please say yes please say yes please please please

• 14 Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on Feb 23, 2008 at 12:00 am

  My question is, what could end all of the worlds problems faster, Joey Pants or Bacon. I mean both those things will save the world, I just wanna know when. Let me know your opinion.

  -In my opinion syrup covered bacon will save the world every time.

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• 15 Beautiful Houndstooth on Feb 23, 2008 at 2:10 am

  Dear Aunt Blabby,

  Sometimes I just post blog comments to feel like part of the in crowd, even when I have no clue what’s going on and I have nothing relevant or clever to add. Should I be concerned about this attention seeking behavior?

  Signed Pantsless in Poughkeepsie

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• 16 Onil on Feb 23, 2008 at 6:17 am

  Maybe it’s an entry for the Kevin Murphy ResembleFest. Someone needs to tell Bill that the results are already in.

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• 17 Chris on Feb 23, 2008 at 9:01 am

  The Power of the Pants compels you!

  Um, I guess.

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• 18 Mr. Slick on Feb 23, 2008 at 9:42 am

  Is Joey running for office? He’s got my vote if Bill is his running mate, Kevin is Secretary of State and Mike is the Head of FEMA (he neds to knocked down a peg or two)

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  Reply from Chris on February 23, 2008:

  “Nelly, you’re doin’ a heck of a job.”

• 19 Rob T Firefly on Feb 23, 2008 at 12:10 pm

  He’s happy because his novelty bow-tie test run was a complete success. Oh, how it spun…

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• 20 Geena on Feb 23, 2008 at 2:58 pm

  Your Joey Pants frightens and confuses me.

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