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This Is What Happens…

February 24th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 25 Comments

Look what happened to Bill Corbett when he became obsessed with Joey Pants.

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Don’t let this happen to you. If you or someone you love is obsessed with Joey Pants, visit www.obsessedwithpants.com*.

And take your life back. Thank you. I’m Jimmy Smits.

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*Web site may not exist.

Tags: Bill · Joey Pants · RiffTrax · Riffer Blogs

25 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RiffLover on Feb 24, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Thank you, Mr. Smits. Your concern is deeply moving.

    Now, what should I do if neither I nor anyone I necessarily “love” is obsessed with J. Pants, but I DO know several close acquaintances and/or work associates who are showing signs of borderline Pantolimania?

    Should I still visit the website?

  • 2 Mr. Slick on Feb 24, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Hi My Name is Slick and I’m a Pants-a-holic.
    It’s been a rough 12 hours since my last fix.

  • 3 Hugh on Feb 24, 2008 at 10:02 am

    That’s a switch.

    See what I did there?

  • 4 Finchstalker on Feb 24, 2008 at 10:14 am

    You post this as though it’s a BAD thing for an obsession with Joey Pants to have such an effect!

  • 5 Walter on Feb 24, 2008 at 10:21 am

    This could be a viral site.

    whoisjoeypants.com

  • 6 Krunchy on Feb 24, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Are you sure that is Jimmy Smits. I always get him confused with Benjamin Bratt.

    http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Benjamin_Bratt%20-%204%20-%20Catwoman.jpg

    Damn my lack o’ Html skills!

  • 7 Courtney on Feb 24, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Jimmy’s just bitter because he’s never quite gotten over his obsession with Dennis Franz.

  • 8 Adam Electric on Feb 24, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Hey at least Franz isn’t showing his butt

    http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8564/kevinjimmysmitsmw5.gif

  • 9 mathey on Feb 24, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    This is disturbing and shocking imagery.

    Bill Corbett with AN EMMY?!?

  • 10 MikeP on Feb 24, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Don’t worry, it’s a Daytime Emmy. They hand those out to anyone who shows up and looks presentable, which Bill’s kicky beret certainly makes him.

  • 11 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Feb 24, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Just because you are filled with so much love for another that you want to know what it’s like to walk around in their skin…I mean shoes…is that so wrong.

  • 12 bob the hog on Feb 24, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    No, it’s a Latty Grammy, like the one Shakira wom.

  • 13 Chris on Feb 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    I’ll say one thing for Bill in that pic: he’s rocking the Little Pants Hat.

  • 14 Bill Corbett on Feb 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Can you blame me for wanting to be Joey Pants? Look at the picture — I’m completely adorable! And someone gave me an award!

    Neither of those things is true when I’m not Joey Pants, so…brother, I’m just gonna stay right here and be Joey Pants, thankyouverymuch!

  • 15 MikeP on Feb 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    You do have a beret though, right Bill? Or has Virginia hidden all of your Joey Pants cosplay gear?

  • 16 Rob T Firefly on Feb 24, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    The last time I left the house dressed as Joey Pants, a pair of Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon cosplayers beat the snot out of me and left me for dead.

    I’m going again tomorrow.

  • 17 Rufus T. on Feb 24, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Jimmy Smits never tangled with no Goonies. He aint got nothing on Joey Pants.

  • 18 bob the hog on Feb 24, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Four days ago you were Beowulf
    What happened in the green kitchen, Bill? What the hell did that monster do to you?

  • 19 Beautiful Houndstooth on Feb 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    What happened in the green kitchen, Bill? What the hell did that monster do to you?

    LMAO I wonder if I’m the only other person who got this

  • 20 Bill Corbett on Feb 24, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    “What happened in the green kitchen, Bill? What the hell did that monster do to you?”

    Hang on, there are roughly 137 personalities yet to be heard from. (One of them is Sally Field.)

  • 21 Botchinator on Feb 24, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    This is what happens, when you find a stranger in the alps.

  • 22 Rob T Firefly on Feb 25, 2008 at 8:46 am

    And feed him scrambled eggs.

  • 23 SEISMIC on Feb 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Covered in hot sauce and those little canned sausages!

  • 24 Rob T Firefly on Feb 25, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Over the line!

  • 25 Dan on Mar 4, 2008 at 10:50 am

    Hey, Kevin! Nice work on making yourself look like Jimmy Smits… I mean, I was really convinced for a minute or two that it was really Jimmy Smits, but on closer inspection, I realized it’s only just you doing yet another one of your “ResembleFest” celebrity look alike thingies! You had to shave off all your facial hair, get a tan and dye your hair but I still caught it! Good one, my dear Moriaroty, but you still have yet to foil I, Sherlock Holmes, greatest detective and wearer of silly hats!
    Until Next Time, my dear adversary,
    Daniel “Sherlock” Savino