Is the Duck-Billed Playtpus a wonder of the natural world, or the victim of botched species-reassignment surgery?
You make the call!
UPDATE: Marty (Gromit) made an excellent point below:
“I don’t see a bacon tie in here, you guys are slipping….”
Quite right. Um…
“The ducky bill of the platypus makes bacon-eating more difficult, which accounts for the animal’s bitter disposition.”
And just to be safe…