Comments on: Peace be with us all. IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?! http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:26:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Daddy-O http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5582 Daddy-O Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:39:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5582 How many roads must an ant walk down Before you call him a ant? Yes, 'n' how many mounds must a Fire Ant build Before he sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' how many times must the Ortho grains fly Before they're forever banned? The ants were my friends, they're blowin' in the wind, The ants are blowin' in the wind. How many times must an ant look up Before he can see the Phorid Fly? Yes, 'n' how many eggs must be oviposited Before he can hear people cry? Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many ants have died? The ants were my friends, they're blowin' in the wind, The ants are blowin' in the wind. How many years can an ant mound exist Before it's washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years can some ants exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesn't see? The ants were my friends, they're blowin' in the wind, The ants are blowin' in the wind. How many roads must an ant walk down
Before you call him a ant?
Yes, ‘n’ how many mounds must a Fire Ant build
Before he sleeps in the sand?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times must the Ortho grains fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The ants were my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind,
The ants are blowin’ in the wind.

How many times must an ant look up
Before he can see the Phorid Fly?
Yes, ‘n’ how many eggs must be oviposited
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, ‘n’ how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many ants have died?
The ants were my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind,
The ants are blowin’ in the wind.

How many years can an ant mound exist
Before it’s washed to the sea?
Yes, ‘n’ how many years can some ants exist
Before they’re allowed to be free?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn’t see?
The ants were my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind,
The ants are blowin’ in the wind.

]]> By: amanda http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5571 amanda Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:24:56 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5571 Well at least they're very tidy killers. Neatly lining them up in a row like that. What symmetry! Well at least they’re very tidy killers. Neatly lining them up in a row like that. What symmetry!

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5569 Bill Corbett Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:02:32 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5569 The "itchiness" is your mind distracting you. It's "itchiness," not true itchiness. Understand? When boll weevils crawl on you, it's more scratchy and pinch-y. So concentrate on THOSE feelings instead. Namaste. The “itchiness” is your mind distracting you. It’s “itchiness,” not true itchiness. Understand?

When boll weevils crawl on you, it’s more scratchy and pinch-y. So concentrate on THOSE feelings instead.

Namaste.

]]> By: Daddy-O http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5567 Daddy-O Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:54:29 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5567 Enjoy a pic of the Phorid Fly looking mete out punishment on some deserving Fire Ants. http://www.usda-sabcl.org/images/IFA/ifa4.jpg Now, witness the resultant carnage of said punishment. http://www.usda-sabcl.org/images/IFA/phorid3.jpg Enjoy a pic of the Phorid Fly looking mete out punishment on some deserving Fire Ants.

http://www.usda-sabcl.org/images/IFA/ifa4.jpg

Now, witness the resultant carnage of said punishment.

http://www.usda-sabcl.org/images/IFA/phorid3.jpg

]]> By: Eddie Colton http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5557 Eddie Colton Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:48:20 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5557 You can talk about the latest The latest of your own These boll weevils They gonna rob you of a home They are looking for a home They's a looking for a home The first time I seen a boll weevil He was sitting on a square The next time I seen a boll weevil He had his whole family there He's a looking for a home He's a looking for a home The farmer had taken the boll weevil And he put him on the sand The boll weevil he said to the farmer You are treating me just like a man I'll have a home I'll have a home Then I'll have a home Then I'll have a home Then I'll have a home Then I'll have a home Yes the farmer he said to the merchant I never made but one bale Before I let you have that last one I'll suffer and die in jail And I'll have a home And I'll have a home And the old lady said to her old man They been trying that old level best Keep one of these old boll weevils Out of my brand new cotton dress And it's full of holes And it's full of holes Yes, it's full of holes Yes, it's full of holes Yes, it's full of holes Yes, it's full of holes Yes, the farmer had taken that boll weevil And he put him in the ice The boll weevil said to the farmer You're treating me mighty nice And I'll have a home And I'll have a home If anybody should come along and ask you people Who come told this song Tell 'em it's Huddie Ledbetter He's done been here and gone And he's looking for a home He's a looking for a home He's a looking for a home He's a looking for a home He's a looking for a home He's a looking for a home You can talk about the latest
The latest of your own
These boll weevils
They gonna rob you of a home
They are looking for a home
They’s a looking for a home

The first time I seen a boll weevil
He was sitting on a square
The next time I seen a boll weevil
He had his whole family there
He’s a looking for a home
He’s a looking for a home

The farmer had taken the boll weevil
And he put him on the sand
The boll weevil he said to the farmer
You are treating me just like a man
I’ll have a home
I’ll have a home
Then I’ll have a home
Then I’ll have a home
Then I’ll have a home
Then I’ll have a home

Yes the farmer he said to the merchant
I never made but one bale
Before I let you have that last one
I’ll suffer and die in jail
And I’ll have a home
And I’ll have a home

And the old lady said to her old man
They been trying that old level best
Keep one of these old boll weevils
Out of my brand new cotton dress
And it’s full of holes
And it’s full of holes
Yes, it’s full of holes
Yes, it’s full of holes
Yes, it’s full of holes
Yes, it’s full of holes

Yes, the farmer had taken that boll weevil
And he put him in the ice
The boll weevil said to the farmer
You’re treating me mighty nice
And I’ll have a home
And I’ll have a home

If anybody should come along and ask you people
Who come told this song
Tell ‘em it’s Huddie Ledbetter
He’s done been here and gone
And he’s looking for a home
He’s a looking for a home
He’s a looking for a home
He’s a looking for a home
He’s a looking for a home
He’s a looking for a home

]]> By: Livia http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5553 Livia Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:13:26 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5553 Bill, it's not that I don't like boll weevils, it's just I find it really difficult to concentrate on my meditation when I feel so itchy. Any suggestions? Bill, it’s not that I don’t like boll weevils, it’s just I find it really difficult to concentrate on my meditation when I feel so itchy.

Any suggestions?

]]> By: R.A. Roth http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5540 R.A. Roth Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:59:01 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5540 Good news! The phorid flies natural enemy is the boll weevil, thus proving Nature is the longest and largest ongoing game of Rock/Paper/Scissors. Randy Good news! The phorid flies natural enemy is the boll weevil, thus proving Nature is the longest and largest ongoing game of Rock/Paper/Scissors.

Randy

]]> By: SEISMIC http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5505 SEISMIC Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:25:39 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5505 spam spam

]]> By: amanda http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5504 amanda Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:17:54 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5504 So what are the Texans going to use to get rid of the soon to come overinfestation of phorrid flies? So what are the Texans going to use to get rid of the soon to come overinfestation of phorrid flies?

]]> By: SEISMIC http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5492 SEISMIC Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:45:43 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5492 Little angel! = ) Little angel! = )

]]> By: Courtney http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5491 Courtney Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:39:17 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5491 Look, can't we all just think about adorable precious puppies? http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/rabid_dog_small.jpg Aw. Bless. Look, can’t we all just think about adorable precious puppies?

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/rabid_dog_small.jpg

Aw. Bless.

]]> By: karen http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5487 karen Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:32:02 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5487 3 words: bacon, bollweivil and ants. mmmmmm.... add to pieces of bread and mustard...delicoius! bacon from kevn bacon...thats gross! 3 words: bacon, bollweivil and ants. mmmmmm….
add to pieces of bread and mustard…delicoius!

bacon from kevn bacon…thats gross!

]]> By: Riff-Martian http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5484 Riff-Martian Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:18:05 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5484 Perhaps we need to import more aardvarks to vindicate the Weevils and decrease the fire ant population? (Just don't swallow a horse of course) Perhaps we need to import more aardvarks to vindicate the Weevils and decrease the fire ant population?

(Just don’t swallow a horse of course)

]]> By: Daddy-O http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5482 Daddy-O Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:02:21 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5482 Visions of cottony soft, fiery armageddon. Apocalyptic and beautiful. Recommended! Visions of cottony soft, fiery armageddon. Apocalyptic and beautiful. Recommended!

]]> By: SEISMIC http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5481 SEISMIC Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:01:28 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5481 I would SO like some of THAT bacon!! Yum!! I would SO like some of THAT bacon!! Yum!!

]]> By: gammer http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5466 gammer Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:48:02 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5466 More importantly, can you make bacon out of Kevin Bacon? More importantly, can you make bacon out of Kevin Bacon?

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5463 Bill Corbett Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:42:22 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5463 A tad reminiscent of The Noid. http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_noid.htm A tad reminiscent of The Noid.

http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_noid.htm

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5462 Bill Corbett Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:40:19 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5462 Monster!! Monster!!

]]> By: Inspector Dim http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5461 Inspector Dim Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:36:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5461 Yes, but can you make bacon out of boll weevils? Yes, but can you make bacon out of boll weevils?

]]> By: MikeP http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-5460 MikeP Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:34:51 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/02/26/peace-be-with-us-all-is-that-all-right-with-you/#comment-5460 "Scientologist" is supposed to have a strikethrough. Curse this comment technology! “Scientologist” is supposed to have a strikethrough. Curse this comment technology!

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