<—– Her.We’re feuding right now, but ’cause she’s done a Rifftrax — and mostly, for the sake of our child — I’d like to wish her a Happy 21st Birthday.
Go and wish her a happy birthday, eh? And you tell her my wrath is still very… wrathful. Yeah, that’ll do.
In happier days: Birthday Girl recording the Rifftrax for SCHINDLER’S LIST, along with actor Skeet Ulrich.
…Oh, and tell her she’ll be hearing from me soon.
**UPDATE FROM RONNIE JAMES DIO**
“Happy Birthday, Mary Jo! I’d give you these knives but… these knives are mine.”
Ronnie James Dio
**UPDATE FROM SHANE MCGOWAN**
“Hap(unintelligible) brf(unintelligible), (unintelligible) (unintelligible)!!”
33 responses so far ↓
1 Botchinator on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:17 am
Well damn, the chuck cake takes the, cake…..damnit
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2 wurwolf on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:32 am
Oh yeah! That’s a great cake.
Also, a very happy birthday to our own Courtney!!! She shares a birthday with MJP. As does my daughter.
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Reply from Bill Corbett on February 27, 2008:
Happy birthday to Courtney, and to the little wurwolf!
Reply from Courtney on February 27, 2008:
Aw thanks guysies!
And Happy B’day (yes, happy Beyonce album) to MJ and wee-wolf (that is what she shall be named. I decree it!)
Reply from wurwolf on February 27, 2008:
Actually, we call her The Little Lord (after Jackie Aprille)! Thanks, you guys!
3 edgewriter on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:34 am
Sounds like you and Krankor need to take a paternity test.
The result should be announced live somehow on Rifftrax.com.
Hopefully it won’t end like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XteyzO65DQ4
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4 edgewriter on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11ZU2HceDg
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Reply from edgewriter on February 27, 2008:
I miss Krankor already!
*sob*
Reply from MikeP on February 27, 2008:
http://www.krankor.com
5 SEISMIC on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:00 am
I so want that cake!!!!
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6 karen on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:29 am
love the cake! you should riff a chuck norris video.
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7 Rob T Firefly on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:32 am
http://pics.livejournal.com/rob_t_firefly/pic/00036s25/
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8 SaucyRossy on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:46 am
Happy Birthday Bill!!
Mine was on Monday! yay
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9 MikeP on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:49 am
I’d sing “Happy Birthday to You”, but I don’t want ASCAP on my ass again demanding royalties. Especially after the unpleasantness last time…
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10 AJ on Feb 27, 2008 at 10:27 am
The Glitter RiffTrax kicked ass… which is funny because I wasn’t into Pearl Forrester, but I thought she was perfect with Glitter. When is she doing another RiffTrax?
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Reply from MSTJedi on February 27, 2008:
Well, I would think she’s got her plate full, what with Cinematic Titanic and all.
Reply from wurwolf on February 27, 2008:
Come on! You’re never too busy for Rifftrax!
11 El Gaucho on Feb 27, 2008 at 11:01 am
After having seen the movie in a packed house and being very moved by it, I found out my high school class was going to go on a field trip in the middle of the day to see Schindler’s List.
It was then as an insensitive teen that I asked two of my friends to sit with me in the front row, right side.
Thank goodness Skeet is validating my bold move.
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12 Cheryl on Feb 27, 2008 at 11:59 am
That cake is way awesome.
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13 DL Shakey on Feb 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Nevermind Chuck Norris, I think my next birthday calls for a Dio cake
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Reply from Cheryl on February 28, 2008:
Dio rocks!
14 Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on Feb 27, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Happy Birthday Mary Jo, and i must say, Bill, you cradle robber you.
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15 Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on Feb 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Also, chuck norris is cool, but he is no Kevin Sorbo.
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Reply from SEISMIC on February 27, 2008:
Kevin-he’s so dreamy!!
16 The Avocado Avenger on Feb 27, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Ronnie James has some amazing paneling in his home.
The cake is amazing, but I have to wonder about those stray clouds of frosting near The Chuckinator’s head. Is he dreaming of frosting? Has some frosting broken loose from its moorings, threatening to crash down upon The Chuckster while he poses unawares? These are the things we must ask ourselves.
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17 Drewsolo "lunchpail" on Feb 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Happy B-day Mary Jo!!!
um. here.. I got you this owl
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{o,o}
/)__)
-”-”-
*h00t*
wishing you the best B-day Ever!
Drew
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18 R.A. Roth on Feb 27, 2008 at 4:37 pm
For once in his life, Ronnie James Dio isn’t the Last in Line…for a piece of cake.
Randy (just a Rainbow in the Dark)
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19 Brian O. on Feb 27, 2008 at 7:46 pm
But is the cake made from Bacon?
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20 Chris on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Bacon-cake? Oh yes.
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21 Mr. Slick on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Send a cake with SHANE MCGOWAN in it and you two will be fast friends once again!
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22 Geena on Feb 28, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Happy Birthday, Mary Jo.
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23 Gina on Feb 28, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Hey, that was my mom’s birthday too! All the cool girls were born on February 27! (Except Liz Taylor. I never thought she was that cool.)
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Reply from Courtney on February 28, 2008:
We got Chelsea Clinton as well, Gina. I was told that many times during the first Clinton term and remember being very offended at being compared to this frizzy haired scary child. I’m also mean.
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