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Happy Birthday to… that lady. (You know who I mean, right?)

February 27th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 34 Comments

    seeimg.jpg <—– Her.

We’re feuding right now, but ’cause she’s done a Rifftrax — and mostly, for the sake of our child — I’d like to wish her a Happy 21st Birthday.


Go and wish her a happy birthday, eh? And you tell her my wrath is still very… wrathful. Yeah, that’ll do.


    In happier days: Birthday Girl recording the Rifftrax for SCHINDLER’S LIST, along with actor Skeet Ulrich.

…Oh, and tell her she’ll be hearing from me soon.



“Happy Birthday, Mary Jo! I’d give you these knives but… these knives are mine.”

Ronnie James Dio



“Hap(unintelligible) brf(unintelligible), (unintelligible) (unintelligible)!!”

Tags: RiffTrax

34 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Botchinator on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:17 am

    Well damn, the chuck cake takes the, cake…..damnit

  • 2 wurwolf on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:32 am

    Oh yeah! That’s a great cake.

    Also, a very happy birthday to our own Courtney!!! She shares a birthday with MJP. As does my daughter.

  • 3 edgewriter on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Sounds like you and Krankor need to take a paternity test.

    The result should be announced live somehow on

    Hopefully it won’t end like this.

  • 4 edgewriter on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:40 am

  • 5 edgewriter on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:43 am

    I miss Krankor already!


  • 6 SEISMIC on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:00 am

    I so want that cake!!!!

  • 7 Bill Corbett on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Happy birthday to Courtney, and to the little wurwolf!

  • 8 karen on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:29 am

    love the cake! you should riff a chuck norris video.

  • 9 Rob T Firefly on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:32 am

  • 10 Courtney on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Aw thanks guysies! :) And Happy B’day (yes, happy Beyonce album) to MJ and wee-wolf (that is what she shall be named. I decree it!)

  • 11 wurwolf on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Actually, we call her The Little Lord (after Jackie Aprille)! Thanks, you guys!

  • 12 SaucyRossy on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Happy Birthday Bill!!

    Mine was on Monday! yay

  • 13 MikeP on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:49 am

    I’d sing “Happy Birthday to You”, but I don’t want ASCAP on my ass again demanding royalties. Especially after the unpleasantness last time…

  • 14 MikeP on Feb 27, 2008 at 9:49 am

  • 15 AJ on Feb 27, 2008 at 10:27 am

    The Glitter RiffTrax kicked ass… which is funny because I wasn’t into Pearl Forrester, but I thought she was perfect with Glitter. When is she doing another RiffTrax?

  • 16 MSTJedi on Feb 27, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Well, I would think she’s got her plate full, what with Cinematic Titanic and all.

  • 17 wurwolf on Feb 27, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Come on! You’re never too busy for Rifftrax!

  • 18 El Gaucho on Feb 27, 2008 at 11:01 am

    After having seen the movie in a packed house and being very moved by it, I found out my high school class was going to go on a field trip in the middle of the day to see Schindler’s List.
    It was then as an insensitive teen that I asked two of my friends to sit with me in the front row, right side.
    Thank goodness Skeet is validating my bold move.

  • 19 Cheryl on Feb 27, 2008 at 11:59 am

    That cake is way awesome.

  • 20 DL Shakey on Feb 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Nevermind Chuck Norris, I think my next birthday calls for a Dio cake

  • 21 Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on Feb 27, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Happy Birthday Mary Jo, and i must say, Bill, you cradle robber you.

  • 22 Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on Feb 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Also, chuck norris is cool, but he is no Kevin Sorbo.

  • 23 SEISMIC on Feb 27, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Kevin-he’s so dreamy!!

  • 24 The Avocado Avenger on Feb 27, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Ronnie James has some amazing paneling in his home.

    The cake is amazing, but I have to wonder about those stray clouds of frosting near The Chuckinator’s head. Is he dreaming of frosting? Has some frosting broken loose from its moorings, threatening to crash down upon The Chuckster while he poses unawares? These are the things we must ask ourselves.

  • 25 Drewsolo "lunchpail" on Feb 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Happy B-day Mary Jo!!!

    um. here.. I got you this owl :)

    wishing you the best B-day Ever!


  • 26 R.A. Roth on Feb 27, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    For once in his life, Ronnie James Dio isn’t the Last in Line…for a piece of cake.

    Randy (just a Rainbow in the Dark)

  • 27 Brian O. on Feb 27, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    But is the cake made from Bacon?

  • 28 Chris on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    Bacon-cake? Oh yes.

  • 29 Mr. Slick on Feb 27, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Send a cake with SHANE MCGOWAN in it and you two will be fast friends once again!

  • 30 Geena on Feb 28, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Happy Birthday, Mary Jo.

  • 31 Cheryl on Feb 28, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Dio rocks!

  • 32 Gina on Feb 28, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Hey, that was my mom’s birthday too! All the cool girls were born on February 27! (Except Liz Taylor. I never thought she was that cool.)

  • 33 Courtney on Feb 28, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    We got Chelsea Clinton as well, Gina. I was told that many times during the first Clinton term and remember being very offended at being compared to this frizzy haired scary child. I’m also mean.

  • 34 Wang on Mar 18, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Speaking of Chelsea Clinton:

    There is bad news about her father.

    It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

    Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    (I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
    “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.