Oh dear. The leading lady of the McCain Girls video is quite cheesed off.
WARNING: nasty language involved.

There’s still part of me that doesn’t quite believe the whole thing is real.
Then again, I have a tin ear. I thought this was a put-on, too…

… but it’s 100% genuine. *
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That as of 1:05 this afternoon, the Kansas City Royals have been eliminated from the pennant race.  Just wait ’til next year!  Happy opening day everyone!
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I’m not a big fan of making people an “audience” without their consent, but this has a nice, light-hearted spirit to it. Kinda brilliant:

The group doing this is called Improv Everywhere, and you may have already seen this rather amazing stunt they pulled off:

For the record, though — I can’t condone or recommend Improv […]

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PYTHON explains: “I was just looking for a TV Guide.”

This Annapolis, MD. website confirms what you’ve always known was true, deep down in your hearts: that giant snakes might emerge from your television any minute, without warning!!

Python emerges from TV stand
GLEN BURNIE - A woman was watching television in her Glen Burnie apartment […]

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Wanted to say “Have a Great Weekend.”  And if any of you are the oh so clever kids who keep calling his house at 2AM and shouting “Where my money at?” or inquiring as to the location of the “Player’s Ball” before erupting into a fit of giggles, he’d like to remind you that he […]

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You’d be excused for thinking otherwise, though.

Please enjoy these highlights:

1) At 01:03 — older woman on left becomes transparent, literally, as her clothes blend in with green-screen background.
2) At 01:27 — first appearance of floating John McCain head.
3) At 01:41 — multiple McCain Dolls begin to pour down from the firmament.
4) At 01:59 — […]

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This churros stand, which was discovered on my first ever trip to Tijuana, truly speaks to the conflicted nature of Mankind. Honestly, at the core of our being, what are we all other than a churros stand apologizing for its lack of churros?

Link to hi-res version here
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… those of the hairy monster variety, and otherwise…
Both puppets and more standard human-types inhabit the witty, wild, and tres-naughty world of AVENUE Q — the Broadway hit now touring the country.
Mike, Kevin and I had a chance to meet some of the Avenue Q cast and crew last summer during Comic-Con in San Diego, […]

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Few things can bring a dignified cocktail party to a screeching halt like getting your Hairy Monsters mixed up. I can’t tell you the number of top shelf martini’s I’ve had spittaked on me by monocled members of the upper class, the number of country clubs I’ve been forcibly removed from, from a simple […]

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Thank you for your concern, but I am fine.
And I am greatly indebted to Bacon for showing me the error of my ways, without punishing me unduly. What was meted out was well deserved.

Thank you, Bacon. (And anyone implying this is a sentient, highly advanced creature with octopus-like appendages […]

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crisppy delicious saltysmoky wonderful gOes withh EVeryTHinG!!!
NOno no NO nono NO no Nono NO NO —
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trilateral commision queen of England zionist BankerS all in on it……
get THEE behind mee B*CoN!!!!!!!!
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But it goes with everything ..LITERAlly
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to B*CON!!! (cant even writteit now!!!!!!!)
they haVe me
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they are planbnning on
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they almos t got me
still runnning & hidinhg
doin this on a laptop some latte addict left going in a Starbuckz
but must leave ASAP as Im convinced that bacon ownes Starubckz too
more as soo n as i can manage to ..oh NO
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I’ve spent my past few weekends participating in one of mankind’s darkest rituals. An exhausting, taxing marathon of an ordeal which sapped my soul of its strength and rendered my normal personality, (usually described as “bubbly”), into something more resembling John C McGinley in Point Break. At some point in time, I found […]

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