Just wanted to say, Hi.
He was having a good day, feeling up and just wanted to pass along a greeting. He assures you his bipolar disorder is largely under control thanks to Cipramil. His thoughts of violence have almost completely disappeared and his appetite, while muted, is back. Additionally, Charlton (Chuck to his friends) wanted to let you know that he’s hoping to gain back 10 of the 30 pounds he lost after the “incident” before his reunion on the weekend of the 4th of July.
Again, Charles was just having a good day and wanted to let you know.
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1 Seismic on Mar 6, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Go Chuck, go! I am sending you good wishes and all the cheese a bipolar rodent could want!!!
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Reply from Tim D on March 6, 2008:
Would a bipolar rodent want to recieve 2 diametrically opposed types of cheese? I mean, perhaps a nice fresh mozarella for those happier times, while in the throws of a good manic episode a real sharp cheddar or stinky limburger?
Reply from MikeP on March 6, 2008:
Not to mention rotting Italian maggot cheese. That would explain the weight loss, come to think of it.
Reply from Seismic on March 6, 2008:
I suppose it would go from cheddar to something smelly and sick tasting-like blue cheese for instance!
2 Tim D on Mar 6, 2008 at 1:59 pm
But sometimes, the voices in the head are the only ones who make any real sense.
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3 Courtney on Mar 6, 2008 at 2:01 pm
You tell him that the restraining order is still in effect and I’m horrified he would use you to contact me in this way, Mike. I’m so sorry.
Chuck, it’s over. Please leave me alone. I’ve changed. I’m in love with Mr. Munch now. We have a good thing. Just be happy for me and move on. I hear that one chicken lady is single.
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Reply from Mike Nelson on March 6, 2008:
Courtney, I told Charlton that and now he’s naked on my bathroom floor, sobbing so hard I think he’s going to throw up. I should probably call the police, but I’m afraid if I do he’ll lose his job at that one pizza place.
Reply from Bill Corbett on March 6, 2008:
“I told Charlton that and now he’s naked on my bathroom floor, sobbing so hard I think he’s going to throw up”
You’re a little late, Mike.
He’s ALREADY torn.
Reply from Seismic on March 6, 2008:
Great-now poor Mike has a bunch of sobbing rodent bits all over his bathroom floor! And I am sure the smell of cheese is hanging thick in the air!!
Reply from Courtney on March 6, 2008:
Thanks Mike. I just want the drunken phone calls to stop. And for him to stop waiting outside my office every night. Sad really.
And Bill has a point. I was warm, Chuck came around like I was dignified. Then I showed him what it was to cry.
Reply from Adam on March 7, 2008:
You guys are so insensitive. Poor Chuck is all out of faith. THIS IS HOW HE FEELS.
Reply from Courtney on March 7, 2008:
Adam, I don’t care if he is bound and broken on the floor!
4 karen on Mar 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm
mmmm…..cheese gromit! a nice wenslydale…..
hrm. they should riff those too.
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5 Tim D on Mar 6, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Wait.. Isn’t he the real DEATH RAT?!!
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6 Barry on Mar 6, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Off-topic, I know, but I had a *Spicy Baconator* a couple of days ago. Think regular Baconator, but with jalapenos and some sort of mesquite-colored sauce.
Try getting a Spicy Baconator at Chuck-E-Cheese! Sure, you can play skee-ball, but what good is a skee-ball in one hand without a Baconator in the other?
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Reply from Seismic on March 6, 2008:
But what about the bopping alligator game?!?!? I love that game!!
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Reply from Dave-o on March 6, 2008:
Whoa! that looks like heaven on a bun
Reply from Alicia on March 6, 2008:
I’m not impressed.
Reply from Seismic on March 7, 2008:
Mike’s silence scares me!!
7 gammer on Mar 6, 2008 at 3:14 pm
“He was having a good day, feeling up…”
uhm Mike…who was the little rodent ‘feeling up’?
gammer pulls his head out of the gutter
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Reply from QuackersnCheese on March 8, 2008:
Well gammer don’t feel bad, that was he first thing I noticed too. I see Mike hasn’t answered either, LOL. Maybe Mike was the one that giant rat ” felt up “, sorry Mike. Now I must go and stick my head in the bucket of shame. You don’t know what that is??
DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!!! THE BUCKET OF SHAME!!
Thank you Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy you truly are odd at that.
Viva La Rolf!!!!
8 Dave-o on Mar 6, 2008 at 4:21 pm
well, im sure his bipolar disorder isnt being helped by the meth he was caught with…im sorry Mike, had to out him on the “incident”. People just need to know these things. After seeing him at my nephew’s birthday last year, im a little nervous he’s just on Cipratel. Perhaps he should move up to lithium, ast to limit the hallucinations…just a suggestion. Surely you agree after having him naked, writhing in tears in your shower, due to poor courtney’s refusal to deal with him…best of luck.
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9 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Mar 6, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Wasn’t there a creepily animated homoerotic movie that detailed the misadventures of Mr. Cheesingham and his attempts to smuggle multi-colored party balloons filled with hashish out of Turkey. I think it was called Bi-Polar Express.
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10 MikeP on Mar 6, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Didn’t Crispin Hellion Glover write a song about Charles?
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11 Mr. Slick on Mar 6, 2008 at 7:04 pm
You know Chuck I have been wanting to ask you something for a long time and know he’s my chance: Why the HELL did you change your outfit from an old time Carnival barker to a gay bicyclist?! Why?! I know the 90s were tough, we all had problems but a spandex wearing bicyclist with matching helmet?! Kill you PR man! You’re dead to me sir!
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12 Mr. Slick on Mar 6, 2008 at 7:14 pm
HA HA! I was right! I did some checking and found THIS! :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_E._Cheese’s
“Chuck E. Cheese, is an anthropomorphic mouse (before a 1995 “facelift”, the Chuck E. Cheese character was identified as a rat).”
You’ve changed man… sell out!
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13 Rob T Firefly on Mar 6, 2008 at 7:56 pm
The things that guy’ll do in exchange for a few measly Skee-Ball tickets..
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14 Mephisto the Great on Mar 6, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I’d have bipolar disorder too if I headed up an empire that’s like Disneyland as if it was designed by a whore from the Bronx. This guy was spreading the black plague a few years ago and NOW he wants to serve us pizza?
“Where a kid can be a kid…”
Yeah. I know somewhere else where you don’t age either, Chuck. THE GRAVE.
Besides, anyone who regulates the Italian Guy, the one who “makesa the pizzas” to the drums should be ashamed of himself. ASHAMED!
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15 Chris D. on Mar 6, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I think I still have about 1756 Chucky Cheese skee-ball tickets in a box somewhere. I wonder if the GoldStar dual-cassette recorder (with High-Speed Dubbing!) is still collecting dust behind the counter? I spent years saving for that. Maybe I should just settle for a bunch of those plastic spider rings or a chinese handcuff instead?
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16 MonkeyCheezPants on Mar 6, 2008 at 11:54 pm
This must be found and riffed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_E._Cheese_in_the_Galaxy_5000
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Reply from Brian O. on March 7, 2008:
The producers’ names alone beg for riffing! Gen and Cindy Fukmunga! It writes itself!
17 Tork_110 on Mar 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Now that they have movies like Freddy vs Jason and Alien vs Predator, I want to see Chuck E. vs Fatz Geronimo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7LU1WQQsp0
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Reply from wurwolf on March 8, 2008:
POIN!
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