…And if I ever get close, each and every one of you has license to finish me off with a crossbow.
WARNING: Not for the squeamish.
And in case that picture doesn’t give you the full story, try below. (First half of video; though the second is bizarre in its own right.)
I’m sorry for bringing this into your life, friends. You were having a nice day until now, weren’t you?* My apologies.
(*Elliot Spitzer not included.)
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1 gammer on Mar 10, 2008 at 5:11 pm
“getting weird looks and being misunderstood”
Whats to misunderstand, he looks like he came strait out of “Who-ville”.
“there is no Government support…”
Its too bad the Gov’t spends so much on foolish things like defense and welfare, when they could spend money on helping freaks with long ear hair…jeesh.
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Reply from Bill Corbett on March 10, 2008:
“there is no Government support…”
I noted that, too. Damned shame there isn’t a lack-of-proper-human-hygiene support fund in India. The man’s a national treasure, after all!
2 Indianadelae on Mar 10, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I do believe the most disturbing part of the video was the loving manner in which he combed his, um….”auricular tresses”.
He’s not nearly as horrifying as the guy with the world’s longest fingernails, however (for the love of God, please do not post of a picture of that).
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3 Courtney on Mar 10, 2008 at 6:00 pm
“A hit with family, friends, and co-workers”?
People must be bored in Kanpur. Bill, don’t worry, if you get long ear hair, I’m sure Virginia will gladly start her training to master the art of cutting hair using your teeth.
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Reply from Courtney on March 10, 2008:
Or her teeth rather. Not yours. Though if she could some how cut your ear hair with your own teeth, that would be kind of amazing.
Reply from Junker on March 10, 2008:
If its long enough, the hair that is, I don’t see any logistical problem with this proposal.
Reply from Virginia Corbett on March 11, 2008:
I am amazing, Courtney…. though that may be a stretch ven for me. I guess I’ll leave it up to Bill to grow the hair first, then we’ll see.
4 Onil on Mar 10, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Bill, you have to reference the ear hair guy for any future Wolverine/Huge Jackman riffs. I demand it!
Demand!
‘Kay, thanks.
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5 bob the hog on Mar 10, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I bet The Zohan could cut hair with his teeth.
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6 MikeP on Mar 10, 2008 at 6:52 pm
That’s nothing compared to this guy I heard of who performs dentistry using only his ear hair to grip the scissors. True story.
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7 Mr. Slick on Mar 10, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Ya know they say that the hair in our ears aids in our ability to hear. . . Imagine what that guy can hear?! A butterfly farting, Eskimos nose kissing, bacon burning on Mike’s stove (like that would EVER happen).
Still gross though
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8 Livia on Mar 10, 2008 at 8:02 pm
He has a son, which means some poor woman mated with that guy! Imagine him kissing a woman’s neck or something, and his ear tufts brush against her face…BLAAARRRGGGHHH!
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9 ety3 on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Whew. That wasn’t nearly as bizarre as I feared from the newscaster’s intro.
She said there’s a guy with long ear hair. And a guy who cuts hair with his teeth.
She didn’t mention the scissors! My imagination went to a strange, disturbing place with one gentleman gnawing about the lobes of another. But the video didn’t go there and I am now, consequently, disappointed.
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Reply from Courtney on March 11, 2008:
You’re tellin’ me. I waited in horror the whole video for Haircutter Teeth man to just start biting of Ear Hair Man’s ear hair. I thank the good lordbabyjesus that this never happened.
10 edgewriter on Mar 11, 2008 at 8:00 am
Well seeing how it takes four hours to get a hair cut from the tooth-cutter guy. I can see how people would flock to his school for hair cutting with teeth. It is so practical. Why haven’t people been doing this forever. I mean especially quadrapoligic stylists.
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11 Tv Miller on Mar 11, 2008 at 8:28 am
This really opens a whole new avenue for many fields left behind, to be appreciated.
Can I join the SAG sooner if I wrote a treatment of Iron Eagle 8 with my mouth? What about all those sandwich makers, plumbers and seamstresses? Stand up for the mouthly-able employees world-wide.
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12 Elliot Spitzer on Mar 12, 2008 at 9:02 am
Bill, what the hell? You think b/c of a prostitution scandal that wrecked my family and political career, you just assume that my day was horrible? Okay, you were right, but I went to my favorite website to see what my favorite riffclowns were up to next, trying to blow off a little steam and then this disturbing ear hair story pops up! Seriously, I was having a hard enough day as it was!! AAAGGGHHH!!
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13 Erik on Mar 12, 2008 at 9:48 am
MY EYES! DEAR GOD, MY EYES!!!
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14 Billy Joe Pehlbett on Mar 12, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Dad!!!! I though you promised not to post my picture again! MOMMYY!!!!!!!!!! Daddy is being mean again!
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15 Natureboy (Ken) on Mar 13, 2008 at 6:11 am
Anybody else think that man photo looks like congressman Charlie Rangle?
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