In keeping with our policy of reporting on all things Bacon, I give you Schlotzky’s
BACON BEEFY SMOKECHEESY!
For more information on this masterpiece and its sister sandwiches, the French Dipsky, and the Philly Dilly click here.
It’s time for them to get working on the Cheese-o-saurus von Bacon-tastic Beef Tower Triple.
40 responses so far ↓
1 SEISMIC on Mar 10, 2008 at 10:02 am
Thank you-my Monday just got better!!
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2 Gordon on Mar 10, 2008 at 10:04 am
Bacon = nature’s perfect food.
Bacon + cheese + other meat + bread = proof that all is well in the world.
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3 karen on Mar 10, 2008 at 10:07 am
about time for some bacaon! where is chuck norris kicking the crap out of some pig and then making it into bacon!
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4 gammer on Mar 10, 2008 at 10:14 am
Bacon, the candy of all meats
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Reply from gammer on March 10, 2008:
BTW, have you seen http://www.iheartbacon.com/ ?
The most recent post talks about a ‘new Savior’, called “BACON SALT”.
mmmm…bacon salt!
Reply from SEISMIC on March 10, 2008:
you can put bacon salt on popcorn! MMM…bacon popcorn!!
5 Erik on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:00 am
Let me be the first to say, “Holy crap!”
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6 Dave-o on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:00 am
*drooling* bacon…roast beef…cheddar…sourdough bread… Throw in a frosty beer, and it is the perfect meal, full of all the 4 food groups, bacon, beef, cheese and beer. Arkansas is the Wisconsin of the south.
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7 LemSlaw on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:14 am
Some time soon cheesy bacon fries will be baked right into the bun.
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8 Courtney on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:45 am
You know what I’m morally opposed to? Bac’n Bits. Bacon, even fake bacon (fake-on, if you will) has no place in healthy food. Wrong. Just wrong.
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Reply from gammer on March 10, 2008:
I agree with you 100%
Fake’n bitz are pure evil.
Plus, we all know nothing is ever as good as the ‘real thing’.
Reply from gammer on March 10, 2008:
p.s. Speaking of fake bacon…
Check out these fake bacon dog treats:
http://www.petsplace.com.my/images/purinabeggin2.jpg
“Boo”, I say!
Reply from bob the hog on March 10, 2008:
I ate a BbLT once. Seriously.
It was good.
Reply from Darth Chimay on March 10, 2008:
I dunno… is there anything worse in the world than tofu bacon? I believe it has actually caused people to cry themselves to death.
Reply from Dallas on March 10, 2008:
I once saw someone attempt to cook vegetarian bacon on a barbecue grill. Apparently, it’s made entirely of compressed vegetable oil and artificial colors and flavors because as soon as it contacted the flame it went, and I quote, “Whomp!”, and there was no more vegetarian bacon. Which really is the best possible outcome, I think.
9 Inspector Dim on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:51 am
This blog is making me hungry.
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10 Ninjew on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:56 am
Wow. Looks like The Baconator got served…
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11 Onil on Mar 10, 2008 at 11:58 am
This reminds me that I have to get new labs done for my cholesterol and blood sugar levels.
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12 Michael on Mar 10, 2008 at 12:19 pm
My heart hurts just looking at it.
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13 Geena on Mar 10, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Have I mentioned that there’s a Schlotzky’s about 300 yards from my work?
Suck it, BITCHES!
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Reply from bob the hog on March 10, 2008:
I am 150 miles North of the nearest Schlotzky’s.
I look to it five times a day.
14 Botchinator on Mar 10, 2008 at 12:35 pm
The only way to top this is to have Kevin Bacon in the picture.
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Reply from SEISMIC on March 10, 2008:
What about Joey Pants eating it-that would top all!
Reply from Botchinator on March 10, 2008:
Not if we’re trying to achieve maximum baconicity. You can’t deny the power of the bacon, Kevin or crizpy. Pants has presence, but does he have a connection with everyone on the planet within 7 links?
Reply from SEISMIC on March 10, 2008:
True-if we are going for max bacon power kevin w/ this bacon delight is top pick! Besides-Joey is good but I can’t say for sure he has a link to all! Poor Joey!
15 Brian O. on Mar 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Mmmm, my arteries are hardening in anticipation!
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16 R.A. Roth on Mar 10, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Guess I’m road tripping to Kenosha, the location of the nearest Schlotzky’s, with a trunk load of wet naps and a matching set of pearl handled defibrillators.
CLEAR!
Randy
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17 Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on Mar 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm
The perfect diet food, eat one of these and you’ll not be hungry for weeks
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Reply from Brian O. on March 10, 2008:
Let alone for the rest of your life.
18 Brian T. on Mar 10, 2008 at 2:26 pm
It looks like I’ll be the first one to say it, but It’s about time someone schooled that smarmy baconator! What with it’s dashing (albeit greasy) good looks and it’s fatty, I-know-I’m-delicious attitude…I said good day to you, Mr. Baconator…..I. Said. Good. Day.
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19 mathey on Mar 10, 2008 at 2:50 pm
There’s something poetic about the name, really.
I mean, aside from the fact that it rhymes.
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Reply from wakachiwaka on March 10, 2008:
…AND sounds like it ought to mean something dirty.
20 Attaturk on Mar 10, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“That sammich is better than sex, I wish I had known about them a month ago.”
- Elliot Spitzer
“Tap if you want one.”
- Larry Craig
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Reply from Artist Aaronius, Formerly Known as Aaron on March 10, 2008:
“If all the world had these sandwiches I would be out of a job”
-Henry Kissinger
21 MikeB on Mar 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I think my heart exploded just looking at that thing.
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22 Beautiful Houndstooth on Mar 10, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Even though Bill is not the tallest Riff Clown, he does appear to have the lowest Bacon number (closest connection to Kevin Bacon) according to oracleofbacon.org
Bill comes out a Bacon 2
Kevin is a Bacon 3
Mike is a Bacon 4
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Reply from Yanni on March 10, 2008:
When I checked it, Bill had a bacon number of infinity
Reply from Beautiful Houndstooth on March 10, 2008:
You gotta do an “advanced search” but he’s in there!
Reply from SEISMIC on March 11, 2008:
Bill and I have the same bacon #-wahoo!! Go Bill-go!!
23 Clint on Mar 11, 2008 at 6:21 am
I really thought you made up the names of those other sandwiches. In fact, I was going to commend you for coming up with two ridiculous sandwich names that were implausible, outlandishly stupid sounding and entirely un-appetizing.
Bravo Schlotzky’s! You beat Mike to the punch!
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