The last week of Rifftrax Blog posts have been rough, friends. We’ve had horrifying food, we’ve had horrifying ear hair, we’ve had NO pretty quarters to admire.
So: I promise BUNNIES soon. Real bunnies. Not Playboy bunnies (sorry, gentlemen,) not horrifying Donnie Darko bunnies.
Real bunnies.
Coming with 24 hours.
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BUNNY UPDATE: The bunnies will be a little late. Apologies. I’m on the road making jokes about digi-Danes, and my feeble internet connection won’t allow me to do the bunnies justice.
Just one more day, OK? Please don’t break my thumbs.
The bunnies will be here soon, I swears it.
26 responses so far ↓
1 Onil on Mar 13, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Yay! Do we get our own individual bunnies? If so, I shall name mine Mr. Hopps. I’ll feed him alfalfa and we’ll live off the fat of the land.
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2 Eta on Mar 13, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Tell me about the rabbits again, Bill.
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3 Mr. Slick on Mar 13, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Bunny! I will hug him & squeeze him & call him George!
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4 MikeP on Mar 13, 2008 at 3:19 pm
They’d better be real, Corbett. It won’t do to have your daughter summon an army of imaginary ones…
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5 mathey on Mar 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I’m more excited than the time I was promised bunnies by my cult leader!
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Reply from MonkeyCheezPants on March 13, 2008:
So you’re saying Bill is NOT your cult leader?
Reply from Natureboy (Ken) on March 14, 2008:
What does Tom Cruise use bunnies for?
6 Natureboy (Ken) on Mar 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Bring my hasenpfeffer!
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Reply from Junker on March 13, 2008:
You know I wasn’t gonna mention it, but the truth is….delicious. Elmer Fudd had it right, rabbit stew is yummy.
7 SarahCanuck on Mar 13, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I have a pet bunny! We found him when he was a baby bunny. Well, actually, my uncle’s rottweiller found him. The bunny survived unscathed! So we kept him. Awwwww.
His name is Leander. He is cute. He approves of this blog post.
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8 R.A. Roth on Mar 13, 2008 at 4:24 pm
“Bunnies aren’t cute like everybody supposes,
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,
And what’s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!”
- Anya, a notorious bunny-a-phobe from Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s musical episode, “Once More, With Feeling”
Hi, I’m Randy, and I’m a geek.
Randy
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Reply from Beautiful Houndstooth on March 13, 2008:
LOVE Buffy! Thanks for the walk down memory lane.
Reply from SEISMIC on March 14, 2008:
I too love a good Bunny-I mean Buffy episode!!!
9 karen on Mar 13, 2008 at 4:59 pm
bunny queen lady says-”scritchy scritchy”
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10 bob the hog on Mar 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Dust bunnies?
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11 Rufus T. on Mar 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Now are these real bunnies? Or do they happen to associate with the same dogs your little daughter likes to point out?
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12 amanda on Mar 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Will they be toting quarters? Will they possibly be featured on the reverse of said quarters? Can we write them in for say, Puerto Rico or American Samoa?
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13 Chris D. on Mar 13, 2008 at 7:08 pm
“Donnie Darko” = VERY Rifftrackable
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14 Walter on Mar 13, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Ship my bunny DHL please…
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15 Take5 on Mar 13, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Why not hedgehogs, huh? Hedgehogs are cute, too.
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16 Kleenex on Mar 13, 2008 at 11:12 pm
What? No more love for Joey Pants?
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17 Beautiful Houndstooth on Mar 14, 2008 at 5:46 am
It’s gonna be “Night of the Lepus” I just know it. But Bill said bunnies, surely they won’t be killer bunnies will they? Mommy?
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18 SaucyRossy on Mar 14, 2008 at 6:41 am
BUNNIES!
woot.
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19 Courtney on Mar 14, 2008 at 7:02 am
This isn’t going to be some bunny horror porn is it? Bunnicula?
I don’t trust these bunnies of which you speak…
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Reply from mathey on March 14, 2008:
Bunnicula is a classic of modern American literature and I will not see it maligned.
20 SEISMIC on Mar 14, 2008 at 8:26 am
Yeah bunnies!!!!!
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