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• 1 SEISMIC on Mar 14, 2008 at 8:33 am

  And notice Mr Borat Lyman dude is giving you the thumbs up-you solved the mystery!!

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• 2 Mr. Slick on Mar 14, 2008 at 8:40 am

  Yes I have! . . . never drop bacon flavored acid!

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• 3 Ninjew on Mar 14, 2008 at 9:18 am

  Damn! You’re right!

  Of course, considering one is dead, and one is a cartoon character, I’m not that surprised.

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  Reply from BoB3K on March 14, 2008:

  Borat is a dead cartoon character? You know, I had a hunch…

• 4 Adam on Mar 14, 2008 at 9:37 am

  Was it ever explained what happened to Lyman? I used to read Garfield all the time when I was a kid, and even back then he had been MIA for like ten years.

  Maybe that weird squiggle on his face was flesh-eating bacteria or something.

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  Reply from Conor Lastowka on March 14, 2008:

  There was an official Garfield 25th anniversary book that had a tongue in cheek top ten list about Lyman’s disappearance, so they (Garfield-conglomco) are at least in on the joke.

• 5 Dallas on Mar 14, 2008 at 11:44 am

  As a matter of fact, I saw them all together at Bonnaroo last summer, getting henna face tattoos with a guy who kind of looked like Frida Kahlo. So I’m afraid, sir, that your little theory simply isn’t going to hold water here.

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• 6 Barry on Mar 14, 2008 at 12:05 pm

  Well, I can safely say that I’ve never seen Lyman *alone* in the same room, either. Or in any other situation, for that matter.

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• 7 LemSlaw on Mar 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm

  Oh you’re not talking about Frank Zappa.

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• 8 Rob III on Mar 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm

  I have no clue who Jim Croce is. Who is he, like, Rocky Rococo’s little brother or something?

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  Reply from amanda on March 14, 2008:

  Have you ever heard Bad Bad Leroy Brown? Or Operator? Or Time in a Bottle? Or Have to Say I Love You in a Song? Sure you have. He’s America’s answer to Gordon Lightfoot. Only he’s dead.

• 9 mathey on Mar 14, 2008 at 4:06 pm

  Based on your startling evidence, I can only conclude that the mustache featured is a symbiotic organism which seeks out new celebrity hosts once every ten or twenty years.

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  Reply from wakachiwaka on March 14, 2008:

  Sounds like somebody’s been catching up on back episodes of The Tick.

• 10 Eddie Colton on Mar 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm

  Who the hell is Lyman? No, I will not simply Wiki it. All those sites are run by Freemasons.

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• 11 Lord-z on Mar 15, 2008 at 5:48 am

  Burt Reynolds, or even Tom Selleck, in his capacity as a poor mans Burt Reynolds, could trump any of their moustaches.

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• 12 Malla on Mar 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm

  Not only have I not seen them together, I’ve never seen them with the late, great Kurt Vonnegut. It’s a curly haired, mustachioed fellow conspiracy, I tells you!

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