…Would like to wish us all a Happy St. Patrick’s Day, but he’s a little late ’cause he was out with the lads on Monday night, and the evening got away from him, and, well, he slept right through Saint Paddy’s. Again. Damn. He’d got all done up for it and everything. He woke up and thought it was Valentine’s Day, so he’ll be wishing you one of those as well. You can bank it and use it next year.
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1 Teaser on Mar 20, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Oh My F***in God!!!!!!
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2 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Mar 20, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Is that renowned toothless Western sidekick Scabby Hayes?
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3 Walter on Mar 20, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Shane McGowan? or I Am Legend vampire?
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4 Adam on Mar 20, 2008 at 6:43 pm
It looks for all the world as though the hair in his eyes is actually part of his hat.
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Reply from Teaser on March 21, 2008:
Those are his EYEBROWS…me thinks
5 remedies on Mar 20, 2008 at 7:04 pm
“and you may tell yourself
MY GOD!…WHAT HAVE I DONE?”
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Reply from Fran in the Pan on March 21, 2008:
He does seem to be “letting the days go by” - blundering through them in a drunken stupor, that is.
6 Nelly McDairy on Mar 20, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Someone forgot to Fixodent and forget it.
http://www.amazon.com/Fixodent-Adhesive-2-4-Ounce-Tubes-Pack/dp/B000RKDIE8
TOP THREE REASONS WHY THIS MAN SHOULD HAVE USED FIXODENT:
1. It’s so hard to wish someone a happy burfday without choppers in place.
2. Instead of just a smelly, putrid odor, a less smelly, more minty fresh odor could be emitting from that nasty rima oris of his. (Let’s face facts, folks. The smells of King B baccy, Budweiser beer, and Tabasco flavored CheeseIts smell pretty rotten when mixed together.)
3. Being that the man is stoned out of his skull, perhaps he would have used too much product and thus sealed closed his nasty rima oris for the night.
****UPDATE BY DEMONIA
FIXODENT DOES NOT CLAIM TO KILL NASTY MOUTH ODORS! WEARING FIXODENT WILL NOT BETTER YOUR BREATH OR HELP YOU TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. CHEW, DRINK AND EAT WHAT YOU WILL AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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7 Barry on Mar 21, 2008 at 8:39 am
BRAIINNNSS
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8 R.A. Roth on Mar 21, 2008 at 11:04 am
The love child of Victor Buono and Alex DeLarge.
Satisfaction guaranteed, me little droogies!
Randy
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9 will on Mar 21, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Funny, shambling corpse wasn’t mentioned on the menu.
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