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Uni-WOW!

March 20th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 24 Comments

Colina Farrell

Colin Farrel’s sister, Colina Farrell is doing just fine, thank you very much.

**UPDATE by Mike**

For the record, this is not a manipulated photo. Colina is a fashion model (with excess testosterone, evidently.)

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24 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Clint on Mar 20, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Was she playing frisbee with a particularly sloppy shoe shiner and got blinded by the sun?

  • 2 Walter on Mar 20, 2008 at 9:00 am

    At first I thought it was a photoshoped photo of you, Mike.

  • 3 Courtney on Mar 20, 2008 at 9:05 am

    Good to see Lieutenant Valeris is alive and well and looking good for her age. Vulcan don’t crack.

  • 4 Tim D on Mar 20, 2008 at 9:06 am

    That’s all her own hair. No really! Even the lips. Yup.

  • 5 Tv Miller on Mar 20, 2008 at 9:08 am

    I don’t think enough credit is given to the “forehead’s mustache”.

  • 6 gammer on Mar 20, 2008 at 9:23 am

    I kind of like the look of that uni-brow.
    It extenuates the flat line of her ‘bowl cut’ and the deathly white color of her skin.

    Its certainly says “renaissance” to me.

  • 7 Ninjew on Mar 20, 2008 at 9:48 am

    So Mike, since it’s been like – over SIX MONTHS now, were you planning on doing another “Ask Mike” Podcast?

    I’d hate to think I wasted my time clicking on that “subscribe” key in iTunes…

  • 8 Ninjew on Mar 20, 2008 at 9:50 am

    I mean, not that I don’t find unibrow’s interesting enough, but compared to important things like bacon and Podcasts – it’s pretty weak.

    Do a Podcast already!

  • 9 mathey on Mar 20, 2008 at 10:17 am

    She’s very, VERY angry, and has been so since childhood from the looks of it.

  • 10 SIRHAMHAT on Mar 20, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Wow… That’s not disturbing at all… Not even the least bit.

  • 11 Rob T Firefly on Mar 20, 2008 at 10:27 am

    “I Shot Andy Warhol, Part II.” This time… it’s personal.

    Also, for the benefit of the JPEG-impaired, I shall transcribe this post to emoticon format:

    >:-|

  • 12 Indianadelae on Mar 20, 2008 at 10:35 am

    The birth mother of Gerald, the Baby-with-the-one-eyebrow, from The Simpsons.

    http://www.scripting.com/images/geraldTheUglySimpsonsBaby.jpg

  • 13 Daniel on Mar 20, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Wait… I know who this is, it’s none other then Kevin Murphy making himself look like Colina Farrell for yet another one of his “resemble fest celebrity look alike thingies!” Good work, Kevin, but you can’t fool me my dear sir! And now you’re having Mike post it instead of you, just to throw Sherlock Dan off your scent! Clever, but not clever enough Moriarity!

  • 14 DestyNova on Mar 20, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Precisely what I thought!

  • 15 R.A. Roth on Mar 20, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Woodsie the Owl’s sister.

    Randy

  • 16 Darth Chimay on Mar 20, 2008 at 11:02 am

    This picture reminds me of Baldrick’s dead slug balancing act.

  • 17 Rubberpants on Mar 20, 2008 at 11:14 am

    So, the unibrow baby from the Simpson’s finally grew up.

  • 18 Dave-o on Mar 20, 2008 at 11:23 am

    didmt she used to sing for the cranberries belting out a warbling “ZoooomBEeeehhEhhhEhhEhOOoooo”

  • 19 Rufus T. on Mar 20, 2008 at 11:44 am

    What a wonderful and complex world that we live in.

  • 20 seismic on Mar 20, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    I am going to have nightmares about this one!

  • 21 SIRHAMHAT on Mar 20, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Well, the unibrow is clearly a pipe cleaner or a misplaced Muppet mustache. Or… I guess it could also be a collection of Robin Williams’ knuckle hair… Oh, it’s just silly. That’s all… The whole thing is just plain silly!

  • 22 Yanni on Mar 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Looks like an ‘ink-on-the-binoculars’ gag gone horribly wrong!

  • 23 Cornjob on Mar 22, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Lookout! It’s Megatron!

  • 24 Erik on Mar 22, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    Don’t you mean..

    |:^)

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