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• 1 Tim D on Mar 24, 2008 at 12:47 pm

  The reason he is in the water at the end of that short video is that he had just cut his own juevos clean off.

  Wait, he didn’t have any to begin with…

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• 2 LemSlaw on Mar 24, 2008 at 12:54 pm

  If he would just go to a coffee house he would never need to play with knives.

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• 3 SuperDragon on Mar 24, 2008 at 12:58 pm

  Shia LeBeouf: Assassin in training.
  Not only has he been taught to wield a sword and switchblade, but there’s no escaping him either once he has you in his sights. Watch the Shia Super Speed in this yt video at 37 sec: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFUw0i61KEU

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• 4 Rufus T. on Mar 24, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  Transformers really sucked. I’m just putting that out there.

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  Reply from Barry on March 24, 2008:

  Agreed. Transformers without Frank Welker just isn’t Transformers.

  Reply from Mr. Slick on March 24, 2008:

  Michael Bay is evil!

• 5 Katie M. on Mar 24, 2008 at 1:18 pm

  Former child star + switchblades = iminent tragedy.

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• 6 karen on Mar 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm

  oh gawd. transformers was horrid. but the rifftrax did make it alot more bearable. thanks guys!!!!

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• 7 Eta on Mar 24, 2008 at 1:40 pm

  He looks like a kid dressed as wolverine for Halloween. I think it’s the hair and jacket.

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• 8 karen on Mar 24, 2008 at 1:42 pm

  oh wow. *drool*. I want the lego indiana jones of this game…..dudde. (that and batman!!!)

  is harrison ford too old for Indiana Jones?

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• 9 Onil on Mar 24, 2008 at 1:53 pm

  They should have hired a razor blade coach to help Shayla with his chintzy facial hair.

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  Reply from MikeP on March 24, 2008:

  I used to play bass for Chintzy Facial Hair.

• 10 To_Servo_Man on Mar 24, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  All hair on Shayla is chintzy.

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• 11 Darth Chimay on Mar 24, 2008 at 2:16 pm

  N-n-no. Nononono. Nono No NO!!! Nonononono. Nono n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-o. Nono NOO!!! NONONO! No no no nononono no.

  - Shia Lebeouf in Indiana Jones and a lot of syllables

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

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• 12 R.A. Roth on Mar 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm

  Yes, but can Shia wield a blade with his LEFT hand! Ha, I thought not!

  Randy

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• 13 warwilf on Mar 24, 2008 at 4:56 pm

  While learning to twirl his knife, do you think Shia found time to light a bum on fire? Probably not.

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• 14 Mr. Slick on Mar 24, 2008 at 6:15 pm

  When I heard he died in Constantine I was so excited, until I realized my friends meant he died IN the movie… damn!

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• 15 Take5 on Mar 24, 2008 at 10:43 pm

  He should be careful… swords will ****ing cut you wide open!

  http://channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2084

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  Reply from Take5 on March 24, 2008:

  Probably should add the caveat that there’s swearing and violence in the link.

• 16 Casey on Mar 25, 2008 at 6:10 am

  Does anyone else think the fellow looks a lot like a young Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode?

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• 17 matt on Mar 25, 2008 at 8:00 am

  http://theaterhopper.com/index.php?date=20071109

  how could they let INDY JONES of all people ride bitch? indy NEVER rides bitch.

  shia leba…lebu…lets beat the hell out of him!

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• 18 Courtney on Mar 25, 2008 at 8:26 am

  The Walgreens Shillelagh The Beef was arrested at was right near my apartment.

  I just like to bring that up sometimes since I’m pretty sure he was coming for me in the night as retribution for all the smack I’ve talked about him. If I disappear at random, he did it. Know this now, fellow riff-ians.

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• 19 Kleenex on Mar 25, 2008 at 8:55 am

  Wow. Shia talks about the adrenaline rush of riding a motorcycle in FIRST GEAR. You’re a real action hero, buddy. I guess by his attire that this is supposed to take place in the 1950’s. Which means its about ten years after the last Indy movie right? How do they explain Ford’s apparent age of eighty-five? Did that happen in Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Deyouthifying Goblet?

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• 20 NotMerrittStone on Mar 25, 2008 at 10:58 am

  Two things I learned from reading this blog:

  1: Rifftrax readers are very cranky about young Gift-of-God, The Beef. Perhaps you guys just care too much?

  2: Again I disagree with the internet, as I actually enjoyed Transformers.

  I mean, granted, it didn’t have as dynamic cinematography, breathtaking visuals, gripping storyline, subtle nuanced characters, brilliant acting, and heart-wrenching emotional impact of… say… the 1980’s animated toy commercial on which it’s based, but it was still alright, they almost captured that magic.

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  Reply from Rowsdower on March 25, 2008:

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• 21 Eddie Colton on Mar 25, 2008 at 11:11 pm

  Whoa, now that it’s cool to hate Shia Leboff, I can’t possibly do it anymore.

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