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o god its all connnected

March 26th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 14 Comments

to B*CON!!! (cant even writteit now!!!!!!!)

they haVe me
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they are planbnning on

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Radiofreewill on Mar 26, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    Calling The A-Team…I have a job for you.

  • 2 Slade Rockfist on Mar 26, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    You ok dude?

  • 3 Mr. Slick on Mar 26, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Bill! Turn yourself over to the power of Sausage and all of its many incarnations!

  • 4 Dallas on Mar 26, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    It’s too late! Only Lardo comiccan save him now.

  • 5 Dallas on Mar 26, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    (edit)
    It’s too late! Only Lardocan save him now.

  • 6 wakachiwaka on Mar 26, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    I love it when a plan comes together.

  • 7 BassBone on Mar 26, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Is Bill now lonelygirl15?

  • 8 BringBackMST3K on Mar 26, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Oh God! I’m scared for us all! Maybe we should make a few sacrifices to Baconia, the goddess of all thinly-sliced, crunchy meats. Hurry everyone! Stop everything and start burning what ever harvest crops and fattened ruminants you have!
    We may be too late, but perhaps we can do something to assuage the angry deity.
    To Bill: stop running while they’ll only garnish your wages and torture your family. Turn from your blasphemy and seek the lady’s forgiveness of which you are so undeserving!

  • 9 Hugh on Mar 26, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Quick, someone register “LonelyBill15″ on YouTube!

  • 10 Take5 on Mar 27, 2008 at 1:20 am

    How’s Virginia handling this?

  • 11 Ninjew on Mar 27, 2008 at 4:42 am

    Quick, Bill! Make your way NORTH!

    Canadian Bacon awaits you there!

    It’s not the same as real AMERICAN Bacon, so you’ll be safe!

  • 12 Onil on Mar 27, 2008 at 4:52 am

    No, Bill, don’t believe the lies!

    Trust no ham.

  • 13 Olcas on Mar 27, 2008 at 5:24 am

    Bill, what happened? Bill? Bill?

    SNAAAAAAAAKE!!

  • 14 JackTheRIFFER on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:31 am

    Bill Sweety… Activate your GPS tracker and I will ride to your rescue with my brand new, lovely, S&W M&P-15 assault rifle. I’m ready to fight for you, baby! Those bacon bastards will pay for messing with you!