gbd=rj

1 SaucyRossy on Mar 27, 2008 at 5:54 am

bcn agbm6,7lmdkeff4t

yh`9nh

5
=
Bacon will kill all of you

love
bill

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2 peri on Mar 27, 2008 at 5:58 am

Bill, honey, you’re scaring the kids…….

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3 Barry on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:08 am

5.

Now you see the truth.

5.

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4 ern2150 on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:13 am

Wow, it’s like Cloverfield for RiffBlog.

And it’s making me just as queasy.

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5 Courtney on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:14 am

I feel like The Others are behind all this. Someone get Locke on the phone.

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6 Tim D on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:15 am

Now that Bill’s Bacon-induced madness is complete, I wish to thank all of the people here at the council for all of their unwavering support and tireless effort to make this all possible.

Tim D
CEO and President
Council for the Advancement of Bacon Induced Insanity
Next to the Abandoned Warehouse on Hwy 16
Souix City, IA

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7 Onil on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:20 am

You did it, you finally did it! You maniacs! You screwed him up. Damn you all, god damn you all to hell!!!!

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8 JackTheRIFFER on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:34 am

OK… That’s it bacon… It’s go time! In the words of the prophetic Optimus Prime… “One shall stand, one shall fall!” Bring it on you wonderfully tasty (no, no love for bacon… resist it!) bastards! I’m gonna go Rambo, Commando, Robocop, and Jar Jar Binks on your ass!

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9 Jacob_Taylor on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:49 am

Stay strong Mr. Corbett, stay strong.

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10 Melman on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:54 am

I feel like we should be doing something?

Oh well, I’m gonna go eat some bacon.

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11 Indianadelae on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:58 am

5? 5!?!

It’s all making sense now…..yesterday the butcher charged me 5 bucks for 2 lbs. of bacon at $2 a pound…..

Two and two makes five…..my God, Bill…..

We’re through the looking glass, people.

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12 Botchinator on Mar 27, 2008 at 7:38 am

double you tee ef

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Reply from peri on March 27, 2008:

have you decoded any of it?? I can only make out “effort”.

13 BringBackMST3K on Mar 27, 2008 at 8:01 am

I’ve been doing some investigation on the clues Bill has been leaving. Amazing how it can be right before your eyes and you not even notice. Here’s what I’ve got:

gbd=rj

GBD is the airport code for Grand Bend Municipal Airport, located in Great Bend Kansas. RJ is RJ Reynolds Global Products, Inc., sister company to RJ Reynolds Tobacco Company, maker of many fine brands of cigarette such as Camel and Pall Mall. Bill is trying to tell us that GDB equals RJ — i.e. they are one entity — i.e. RJ controls GDB. Somehow a multi-national corporation has taken control of a municipal airport in Great Bend, Kansas. Oh, the corruption!

bcn agbm6,7lmdkeff4t

Now bcn might be obvious, but it might also be the Banque Cantonale Neuchâteloise, a swiss bank known for its bacon holdings. The BCN is RJ’s main outlet for money laundering, tax evasions and major black market trades. This is a well known fact.
Now “agbm6,7″ is Ag (gold) Bacon Movement, Between 6 and 7 (a common code among black market dealers; the syntax uses any sort of abbreviation of the two items being traded, then ‘M’ for movement, and finally, a time, usually PM, expressed either as a single number, or, as in this case, a range separated by a comma). Obviously a major Gold-Bacon trade between the two companies is going down tonight between 6 and 7.
My best guess at “lmdkeff” would be that they have created a Life Model Decoy of Keff McCulloch, known for his score arrangements for one of the Dr. Who series. Perhaps “4t” is the size on the popular clothing scale for toddlers and young children, a reference to the decoy’s size. God only knows why such an abomination would have been created. We can only hope they haven’t created an entire army of these strange 3-foot-tall men.

I’ll be back later once I figure out the rest. I have to go now as I suspect they may be watching me already.

Until then:
Solidarity, Brothers.

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14 Kleenex on Mar 27, 2008 at 8:17 am

Naw, it’s totally a secret code for ‘Dune is the next Rifftrax’.

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15 Bairman on Mar 27, 2008 at 8:17 am

Bill… please don’t talk with your mouth full of delicious, crispy bacon. It’s just rude.

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16 Inspector Dim on Mar 27, 2008 at 8:53 am

On the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard, Bill’s startling message translates as follows:

ndl aunm6w7omgvdyy4k
thq9lj
5

I believe that’s correct, anyway. Not that it gets us any closer to what Bill is saying, but that’s the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this message.

And until we get some answers as to what Bill’s rambling means, I will simply assume that he meant to pen the worst haiku ever. In which case, he succeeded with flying colors. Congratulations, Bill!

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Reply from Inspector Dim on March 27, 2008:

I made a typo. The first word is “nil,” not “ndl.” I stuck an e where a c should have been. My bad.

17 Tom on Mar 27, 2008 at 8:55 am

This is starting to look like the endgame of every Call of Cthulhu scenario I’ve ever ran.

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18 gammer on Mar 27, 2008 at 9:09 am

Bill you will not find a safe haven by fleeing to Canada. We have “Canadian Bacon” here…aka “Back Bacon”, eh.
Back Bacon is the ‘more evil’ cousin of normal bacon.
I suggest you change your route and head to Mexico.

p.s. many were killed to bring you this message. I hope you bring them honor by slaying the bacon monster.

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19 Riff-Martian on Mar 27, 2008 at 9:44 am

[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y207/soulmartian/funny/devilbacon.jpg[/IMG]

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20 Hugh on Mar 27, 2008 at 9:47 am

BILL. IF YOU MADE IT TO IOWA, TYPE “44″.

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21 seismic on Mar 27, 2008 at 10:06 am

I think he is trying to tell us something!!

Bill..are you there?

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22 lame on Mar 27, 2008 at 10:14 am

“bcn agbm6,7lmdkeff4t”

I’m not certain about the rest, but I definitely see “BM” in there.

Maybe this whole episode was brought on when Bill visited Burger King and indulged his craving for a “BM Stacker” . . .

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23 OmegaRowsdower on Mar 27, 2008 at 10:15 am

GBD= General Break Down
RJ= Random Jitter

bcn= Bacon
agbm6= a general breakdown message (m6 sounds kinda like message)

as for the rest… I don’t know, It may wind up translating to “Be sure to drink your ovaltine”
except related to bacon

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24 seismic on Mar 27, 2008 at 10:27 am

Where is Virginia in all this????

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Reply from Capitan Obvious on March 27, 2008:

It’s north of North Carolina silly! What does that have to do with…oh. Oh you mean Mrs. Corbett. Yeah. Uh. I dunno.

25 M. Knight on Mar 27, 2008 at 10:34 am

What if it isn’t bacon at all? What if it’s really pigs from space? No, wait, what if Bill has been dead all along? No. How about Bill thinks its the late 18th century but really it’s today? Well? Huh? Pretty good right?

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26 Riff-Martian on Mar 27, 2008 at 10:42 am

Consider yourselves WARNED!

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8237.0.html

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27 karen on Mar 27, 2008 at 12:06 pm

tasty delicious bacon?!!! and none to share?!!!! where is the cirspy salty love?!!!

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28 Jerk on Mar 27, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Jesus

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29 RemmieBarrow on Mar 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm