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March 27th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 9 Comments

crisppy delicious saltysmoky wonderful gOes withh EVeryTHinG!!!

NOno no NO nono NO no Nono NO NO —

EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trilateral commision queen of England zionist BankerS all in on it……

get THEE behind mee B*CoN!!!!!!!!



But it goes with everything ..LITERAlly

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9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 SaucyRossy on Mar 27, 2008 at 5:32 am

    A brief history of Bacon
    It is deeper than we ever thought.

  • 2 Onil on Mar 27, 2008 at 5:39 am

    Stay strong, Bill!

    St. Adrian of Nicomedia, patron saint of butchers, pray for us.

  • 3 Fran in the Pan on Mar 27, 2008 at 5:45 am

    Yeah, now I’m convinced the boll weevils have taken over. We all know about their anti-bacon agenda. They’ll stop at no lengths! They’ve hollowed out Bill’s skin and are now living inside of it, a large teeming mass of bacon-hating beetles, inpersonating our fearless bacon-loving leader. Sadly, it’s too late for Bill now, but please, let’s stand strong in the face of boll weevil tyranny and continue on without him, no matter how impossible the task may seem.

    RIP Bilcon…I mean Bac- uh, Bill.

  • 4 Courtney on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:18 am

    Bill honey have you been smoking the wacky tobacon?

  • 5 Jacob_Taylor on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:30 am

    No Mr. Corbett!!

    There are others like you Mr. Corbett, others who have discovered the truth about “The Bacon” remember, You are not alone.

    fight “The Bacon”, the Resistance is with you, but only if you keep fighting.

  • 6 JackTheRIFFER on Mar 27, 2008 at 6:36 am

    I can’t take it anymore! I’m getting angry. And you won’t like my when I’m angry! By that, I mean I get really grumpy!

  • 7 Conor Lastowka on Mar 27, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Guest blogger Shia LaBouef wrote the second sentence

  • 8 Olcas on Mar 27, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Dammit Bill, You’re a Riffer, not a radical!

  • 9 Ariel "Digits" on Mar 27, 2008 at 2:54 pm