Comments on: Ophidiophobics, do NOT read this. http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/ We don't make fun of blogs, we write them! Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:28:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: 威哥王 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-31006 威哥王 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 06:36:36 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-31006 If it lays an egg it’ll roll down the back of the television set! If it lays an egg it’ll roll down the back of the television set!

]]> By: Wes http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7753 Wes Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:15:07 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7753 They're not actually venomous, but the bacteria'll kill ya plenty fine. They’re not actually venomous, but the bacteria’ll kill ya plenty fine.

]]> By: JackTheRIFFER http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7721 JackTheRIFFER Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:15:18 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7721 (Insert Jack is gay for Bill joke here) (Insert Jack is gay for Bill joke here)

]]> By: JackTheRIFFER http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7720 JackTheRIFFER Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:14:33 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7720 I was just trying to be subtle... I gave him his "Birthday Present" in private. I was just trying to be subtle… I gave him his “Birthday Present” in private.

]]> By: Adam http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7719 Adam Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:32:49 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7719 If it lays an egg it'll roll down the back of the television set! If it lays an egg it’ll roll down the back of the television set!

]]> By: Rob T Firefly http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7718 Rob T Firefly Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:27:54 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7718 He was cremated, so he couldn't be "smelled" so much as "inhaled." He was cremated, so he couldn’t be “smelled” so much as “inhaled.”

]]> By: Action Batch http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7713 Action Batch Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:48:34 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7713 Birthday Pudding? Wheeeee! Birthday Pudding? Wheeeee!

]]> By: Action Batch http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7712 Action Batch Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:47:10 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7712 Due to your Affair D' Coeur with Bill I figured it'd be more of a production. Perhaps a "Happy Birthday Mr. President" Marilyn style? Hummm? Due to your Affair D’ Coeur with Bill I figured it’d be more of a production. Perhaps a “Happy Birthday Mr. President” Marilyn style? Hummm?

]]> By: Lord-z http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7709 Lord-z Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:28:44 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7709 Anything with Samuel L. Jackson. Anything with Samuel L. Jackson.

]]> By: Kenny8 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7704 Kenny8 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:57:17 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7704 I want to know what she was watching to make the snake leave the TV. I want to know what she was watching to make the snake leave the TV.

]]> By: wakachiwaka http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7702 wakachiwaka Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:32:17 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7702 Except maybe for Chapman - I think by now he smells a bit. Except maybe for Chapman – I think by now he smells a bit.

]]> By: Olcas http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7701 Olcas Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:23:39 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7701 I'd quote Jackson, but I just don't have it in me... Happy B-Day Bill! I’d quote Jackson, but I just don’t have it in me…

Happy B-Day Bill!

]]> By: Lord-z http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7698 Lord-z Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:32:15 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7698 "Whats on the television, then?" "Looks like a cobra". “Whats on the television, then?”
“Looks like a cobra”.

]]> By: Conor Lastowka http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7697 Conor Lastowka Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:53:32 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7697 To paraphrase Ice Cube, "There's snakes in that TV stand this big?!?!" To paraphrase Ice Cube, “There’s snakes in that TV stand this big?!?!”

]]> By: mathey http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7689 mathey Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:18:28 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7689 "Watch out for snakes!" And many contrafibulations on your birthday, Bill. “Watch out for snakes!”

And many contrafibulations on your birthday, Bill.

]]> By: R.A. Roth http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7688 R.A. Roth Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:50:38 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7688 And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks and two snakes behind his telly. Randy PS Happy Birthday, Mr. Corbett. Have a second slice of snake pudding just for me. And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks and two snakes behind his telly.

Randy

PS Happy Birthday, Mr. Corbett. Have a second slice of snake pudding just for me.

]]> By: Bill Corbett http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7687 Bill Corbett Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:53:17 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7687 Thank you all for the b-day wishes. As I enter my octogenarian years, it's a comfort. Can't wait for the birthday pudding tonight! Thank you all for the b-day wishes. As I enter my octogenarian years, it’s a comfort.

Can’t wait for the birthday pudding tonight!

]]> By: Yanni http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7686 Yanni Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:02:17 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7686 I'd pay good money to have the Pythons climb out of my television! And have a happy birthday Bill! May your bacon always be crispy. I’d pay good money to have the Pythons climb out of my television!

And have a happy birthday Bill! May your bacon always be crispy.

]]> By: JackTheRIFFER http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7685 JackTheRIFFER Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:57:38 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7685 Happy Birthday Bill! Happy Birthday Bill!

]]> By: Indianadelae http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/comment-page-1/#comment-7684 Indianadelae Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:52:44 +0000 http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/03/29/ophidiophobics-do-not-read-this/#comment-7684 I'd rather have a snake come out of my tv than, say, a creepy dead girl who's been in a well for decades and now feels it's her duty to wage a war of vengeance on mankind and will kill me and all those that I love unless I force her spirit on another individual who will be doomed to the same fate (that, and the movie just kind of sucked.) And a very Happy Birthday, Bill, unless you're one of those vain people who doesn't celebrate their birthdays, in which case, Happy Birthday anyway. I’d rather have a snake come out of my tv than, say, a creepy dead girl who’s been in a well for decades and now feels it’s her duty to wage a war of vengeance on mankind and will kill me and all those that I love unless I force her spirit on another individual who will be doomed to the same fate (that, and the movie just kind of sucked.)

And a very Happy Birthday, Bill, unless you’re one of those vain people who doesn’t celebrate their birthdays, in which case, Happy Birthday anyway.

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