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• 1 R.A. Roth on Mar 31, 2008 at 12:13 pm

  And the Cubs celebrate 100 years of futility and embarrassment.

  Chicago Cubs: number one at disappointing, choking and all around suckiness.

  Randy

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  Reply from Indianadelae on March 31, 2008:

  It’s a different sport, but the Buffalo Bills could give the Cubs a run for their money in the International Bowl of Suckiness.

  Wooo, Buffalo, we’re number 2!

• 2 Barry on Mar 31, 2008 at 12:36 pm

  Woooooot! Go Tribe!

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• 3 Dallas on Mar 31, 2008 at 1:15 pm

  In related news, the Oakland A’s have declared they will not concede until they are mathematically eliminated, or all the players are traded for a really sweet ‘67 El Dorado, whichever comes first.

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• 4 Ninjew on Mar 31, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  Isn’t that James Earl Jones?

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• 5 RemmieBarrow on Mar 31, 2008 at 1:44 pm

  In other news, the Texas Rangers wizz it down thier leg by losing the season even before it has a chance to start up.

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• 6 The elusive Robert Denby on Mar 31, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  That’s the first place Kansas City Royals to you.

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  Reply from Conor Lastowka on March 31, 2008:

  I believe Terance Mann also said “The one constant through all the years Ray, has been baseball. Played poorly. By the Kansas City Royals.”

  The universe will balance back out, give it a day or two.

• 7 Tv Miller on Mar 31, 2008 at 2:23 pm

  Bret Saberhagen damns your soul.

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  Reply from amanda on March 31, 2008:

  And George Brett.

  Reply from To_Servo_Man on March 31, 2008:

  And Kevin Seitzer.

• 8 gammer on Mar 31, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  gruz is a shoe in for MVP. At least 3 hits today.

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• 9 amanda on Mar 31, 2008 at 3:19 pm

  As a diehard Cubs fan I have to say, “Just wait til next year!”

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• 10 Rob T Firefly on Mar 31, 2008 at 6:29 pm

  I ain’t into the hockeyball like you guys, but I know Thomas Pynchon when I see him.

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• 11 Tim on Mar 31, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  Wow, Conor. I didn’t know it was humanly possible for someone to cause me to hate them that quickly.

  Honestly, though, my Royals are trying to improve these days, which is far more than could be said about them for a number of years. They didn’t even try. At least now, they are trying.

  People might not recognize names like Zack Greinke, Alex Gordon, or Billy Butler just yet. But wait. They will.

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• 12 La De Da on Mar 31, 2008 at 9:26 pm

  At least we have the St. Louis Cards. They don’t suck half the time. Too bad the same can’t be said for the Blues.

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• 13 Onil on Apr 1, 2008 at 3:17 am

  The New York Mets just put out a press release asking their fans (I’m one) to please show some patience until their regularly scheduled September Meltdown.

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• 14 Botchinator on Apr 1, 2008 at 8:42 am

  Awesome, that means my co worker owes me lunch per our agreement. Damn Royals, they need to have the worst season ever and get it over with. Once you hit the bottom, the only way to go us up.

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